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Just post unintentionally funny lyrics, and maybe explain why you find them funny.

"The kiosk in my temporal lobe is shaped like Rosalyn Carter."
The Mars Volta – Tetragrammaton

The epitome of 2deep4u. I know The Mars Volta likes their word salad, but this just takes it to a whole new level

"Bebop skippity tippity tap those toes"
Between the Buried and Me – Bloom

It's not the line so much as the fact that it's done during a metal scream

"I'm the coat hanger in your man's vagina."
Death Grips – Deep Web

I actually kind of like this line, but I can't help but silently laugh when I hear it.
It just feels nonsensical. Is ride saying he's gonna abort you?

"Xbox is a god to me, a finger on the switch, my mother is a bitch, my father gave up ever trying to talk to me."
Porcupine Tree – Fear of a Blank Planet
It's so out of place in the rest of the song that it just feels jarring when you hear it.

Killer Mike and El-P fuck boys think about it

run the jewels – job well done

It wouldn't be a stupid lyrics thread without MacArthur Park.

"Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh noooooooooooooo!"

You're a big guy

I LOOOOVE YOUUU JESUS CHRIIIIST
JEESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOUU
YES I DOOOOOOOO

-Neutral Meme Hotel

Sarcofago was highly influential to the black metal scene with their imagery and themes. But since they were from Brazil, their lyrics were in amazingly broken English. Like the lyrics to The Black Vomit for example

Lucifer designate me to this work
Because I love to fuck you
Eat your delicious mother
Blaspheming over your Trinity

I heard this song and couldn't help but picture something like this:

I maintain that Limp Bizkit's "No Sex" has some of the worst lyrics ever written. Here's the chorus:

"Should've left my pants on this time,
But instead, you had to let me dive right in.
Should've left my pants on this time.
You let me dive right-you let me dive right in."

Those of Devil's Haircut by Beck. They make no sense, whatsoever.

Carolean's Prayer by Sabaton

Specifically this one:

Into battle,
Facing the fire,
Lord thy will be done

Simply because I hear it as:

Into battle,
Facing the Fire Lord,
Thy will be done

Fire Lord confirmed to be Gustavus Adolphus.