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HAHA just kidding. get owned idiots.

my reaction to cringeworthy fanboys

The rest of KYM in reaction to this thread:

You really love this new board, don't you Blubber.

Shitposts are Blubbers fetish. He's fapping to this right now.

Thank god.

I was worried it was going to be a lost soul that decided it was a good idea to recreate the thing.

[horsefucking intensifies]

>16 minutes ago
>suspended

Oh, shit! It's all a trap by the mods! Abandon ship befo-

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

I motion that we rename Riff-Raff to the Blubber Containment Zone.

inb4 Blubber suspends everybody in this thread.

You can't get rid of me, I have modfriends!
Bwahahahaha…

I kinda wish I had "suspended" as a title now, without actually being suspended off course.

Blubber suspend me plz

the blubber containment zone is between your neck and ankles bud

You know, I think I understand why Blubber enjoys suspending users so much. But anyway, sorry for crushing your dreams of being suspended by Blubber-senpai

Just what the fuck are you implying, you old nerd?

I don't think a lot of users seem to get yet that cringe is bad, and why?

You want proof? I'll give you proof!

Here's proof of what will happen to you if the mods see you creating alternate cringeworthy threads!

This is "instinctively reach for your hand upon seeing it" cringeworthy:

Captain Blubber y u do dis

>be me hanging out with Blubber
>having a few beers
>getting late we start walking home
>pass a mounted cop
>Blubber sees horsecock
>OMG That's a penis.gif
>tell Blubber I bet I can make that horse laugh
>you're on 50 bucks!
> go up to the horse, whisper in it's ear
>horse busts out laughing
>Blubber WTF?
>tell Blubber double or nothing I can make it cry
>You're on!
>go over to horse
>horse starts to cry like a baby
>again Blubber is all WTF? How?
>tell blubber how
>first I whispered "my dick is bigger than yours"
>horse laughed
>next I walked over and showed him