…Papers, Please.
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Welcome to Arstotzka...
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Aug 25, 2014 at 10:36AM EDT.
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Slutty Sam wrote:
starts checking your documents
It says here you're male?
General Grievous wrote:
starts checking your documents
It says here you're male?
Possibly. Do you happen to be Professor Oak?
Slutty Sam wrote:
Possibly. Do you happen to be Professor Oak?
No, I am just an inspector. Now, I have to check your gender and there's two ways we can do this.
Number 1 will be the usual x-ray scanner but you have to sign for documents in case of accidents.
Number 2 is a bit more… complicated, I have to escort you to a private room and check your gender personally.
Info is on holotape.
General Grievous wrote:
No, I am just an inspector. Now, I have to check your gender and there's two ways we can do this.
Number 1 will be the usual x-ray scanner but you have to sign for documents in case of accidents.
Number 2 is a bit more… complicated, I have to escort you to a private room and check your gender personally.
Well, for sex, yeah I'm male. As for gender… That's a whole 'nother shithole I don't want to get into. Can I please get in already? I just want to buy myself an Arstotzka hooker.
>2003 + 11
>Implying anyone would be using paper
@Sam
No, you get detained like all the rest
presses detain button
NEXT!
@Some Random Guy Wearing Power Armor
Sorry, but holotapes are not allowed in glorious Arstotzka! Only floppy disks and CDs.
NEXT!
@Lord Starscream
We also accept digital passports, entry permit, and medical records. Just make sure it's in PDF format and on a legitimate storage devices(CD and Floppy Disks are allowed).
Last edited Aug 24, 2014 at 11:30PM EDT
Ok, here we go.
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
IS GREATEST COUNTRY!
NO PAPERS NEEDED!
Mr.Stalker wrote:
Ok, here we go.
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
IS GREATEST COUNTRY!
NO PAPERS NEEDED!
inspects digital passport and other stuff
It looks goo… Wait a sec! It says in your medical records you're 68kg but the scale says you're 74kg! Why is that?
FUCK THE POLICE
throws a bomb at the guards
Drops note and leaves
ARSTOTZKA IS GREAT COUNTRY POISONED BY CORRUPT LEADERS
WAR HAS MADE GOV'T GREEDY AND PARANOID – YOU HAVE SEEN FOR YOURSELF
HELP US FREE ARSTOTZKA FROM ITS SHACKLES
+ THE ORDER OF THE EZIC STAR
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MY DOCUMENTS
General Grievous wrote:
inspects digital passport and other stuff
It looks goo… Wait a sec! It says in your medical records you're 68kg but the scale says you're 74kg! Why is that?
I had a big lunch, it shouldn't be much of a problem
Old Man GigaChad wrote:
>2003 + 11
>Implying anyone would be using paper
Well…
Last edited Aug 25, 2014 at 12:48AM EDT
Mr.Stalker wrote:
I had a big lunch, it shouldn't be much of a problem
It looks like I have to scan you
10 minutes later
There is some metal in your stomach, why?
General Grievous wrote:
It looks like I have to scan you
10 minutes later
There is some metal in your stomach, why?
Umm… you gotta get your Iron and proteins, am i right?
Hello!
Arstotzka is great country!
I have papers! here! See!
I enter country yes?
Glory to Stotzarka!
@Mr.Stalker
Alright, I guess that's a legit reason.
Approves CD
@BSoD
Cobrastan is not real country
DENIED
NEXT!
Good morning, inspector
You are healthy today yes?
Shows badge
I have just few questions for you.
We think suspicious group attempts to stir trouble.
We think some members enter this checkpoint.
So we come talk to you.
Have you seen anything like this?
Shows piece of paper
Is some kind of symbol for group.
If you have any information, you give to us yes?
Yes?
Laika wrote:
Good morning, inspector
You are healthy today yes?
Shows badge
I have just few questions for you.
We think suspicious group attempts to stir trouble.
We think some members enter this checkpoint.
So we come talk to you.
Have you seen anything like this?
Shows piece of paper
Is some kind of symbol for group.
If you have any information, you give to us yes?
Yes?
I saw that symbol….
gives note
He was a hooded guy with a mask that covered his face.
What is this?
Interesting.
Yes, very interesting.
Ominously leaves booth
But can Arstotzka into space?