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[NSFW] Describe the weirdest porn you've ever seen

Last posted Aug 31, 2014 at 05:29AM EDT. Added Aug 30, 2014 at 11:33AM EDT
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I've seen both live action Centaur and MLP porn.

The Centaur was a human girl photoshopped to have an extra set of legs and a weird body to connect them. The hair on her head was copied and pasted on to her ass to make a tail.

The MLP thing looked like a statue. It was the basic shape of a pony but Caucasian instead of purple or pink or whatever. It had a human head and tits sticking out between it's legs. Some dude was putting his cock in it's mouth.

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Anyone here remember the Sonic urinals?

If you do, I feel sorry for you. If you don't, don't fucking look it up. It is the absolute low point of r34 and fanart. Nothing can ever be worse than the sonic urinals.

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I'm not into porn, but I saw an image on /v/ once that was a girl with 3 or 4 pairs of boobs. Each breast had a vagina(in the lower part) and a penis(in the upper part), this way the penises could pentrate the vagina above it. Body fluids everywhere.

@Snickerway: Oh no! I don't want to remember those

Last edited Aug 30, 2014 at 12:06PM EDT

It was this weird video of a this lady practicing with her violin, but this dude in a mask was masturbating in the background. All in all it felt kinda creepy because every time the girl would mess up a note or something the dude would stop fapping and just kinda stare blankly at her.

Tank porn.

Oh yes, you read that right. It was sentient, in a way that it looked right out of Pixar's Cars, though I'm not sure if they have any of those in that series.
Not only that, but it was tank self-bondage, with its track bolted to the ground and a giant, unwieldy ball-gag in its "mouth". A vibrator was also strapped to its turret gun, which was leaking semen.
So yeah, to the people who think that futa and Palcomix qualify for this thread, you clearly haven't been on the internet long enough.

Not necessarily porn but in a summer volunteer job at a college library close to my hometown, I was doing some weeding of their collections and I came across a book that was from the 70s that was pretty much a how to guide for physically handicapped people and their significant others for sexual relationships. I was curious and assumed that this was going to be a book with just text in it.

Needless to say, I was quite surprised to open up the book to find several pages of pictures depicting different positions and oral sex. And if you're wondering, I did weed the book but not because of the pictures. Like I said, it was definitely from the 70s and I felt that there were probably more recent books that would be more accurate. I mean, who knows what could have changed in the past forty years in regards to the field of sex with the physically handicapped.

It was a Hentai Manga Volume that the main character's house sat on top of a distortion in space-time that split the timeline off into a bajilion diffrent ones, and was phasing between all of them.

His gender oftentimes got swapped around, a large assortment of rape things and things to rape him in both genders, nipple fuck (this being the first hentai I ever saw that in, I am still repulsed to this day), animal, beast, yaddah yaddah yaddah. And it was all caused by the dudes mom releasing sexual stress with a super rape machine in her basement.

And as it turns out they "Normalized" the timeline accidentally leaving the hero as a chick.

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