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so i'm chilling in my throne room and a horde of social justice warriors storm my castle. I know they are here to steal my video games and to change my perceptions of gender. I send out my most skilled archers to pick them off but they protect themselves behing their sociology textbooks. Eventually they jump my moat and scale the castle walls. My castle is NOT tumblr and they are acting like it is.

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that friggin guy who made that long thread is a retard and i hate him

godddamit blubber yet again steals a thread idea from me.

#DownWithBlubber

don't be a sjw. only sjws want to take down blubber.

Captain Blubber said:

…they jump my moat and scale the castle walls…

>2014
>not opening the murder-holes
>not dropping boiling oil or tar on them
>not having your moat filled with diseased corpses
>not hiring Swiss mercenaries to protect your vidya games and cis-priveleges
Do you even medieval siege?

SJO ate mah bebeh