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"hahaha nice mlp toy you neckbeard"
"im only 5 years old"
"only 30 away from becoming one"

NEW MEME

"What do you mean I can't yell at people for purchasing MLP toys?"
*takes a swig of beer*
"I'm just trying to protect the store from neckbeards"

*blubber tries to suspend customers who annoy him*
Blubber: why won't this work?!

irc is a big factory that produces chemicals (lols) the toxic runoff (memes) spills out into the local lake (riff-raff) and makes the villagers (regular users) retarded (retarded)

Captain Blubber is the 5 year old.

but that would imply he isnt a neckbeard

He's a 5-year-old neckbeard.

…yet.

Its not the neckbeard in the face that matters…

Its the neckbeard in your heart