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Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

Discuss.

But at what cost?

Wait, what?

Does that mean that I can become a door merchant? But wait, that would mean that the supply for doors would outpace the demand wouldn't it? Being a door merchant doesn't sound very profitable, now that I think about it.

What if you were a door-to-door door salesman?

and there is a gang that destroys said doors so that doors salesman can murder more people and sell even more doors.

Wait a minute, I've seen this before. Did you just copy this from tumblr?

Can I have whatever you're on?

No way man, I would NEVER just STEAL a post from some ancient forum and repost it here for my own amusement

100% original thread totes

Can I have whatever you’re on?

It's called being a cool-ass motherfucker

It’s called being a cool-ass motherfucker

doc no

suspended for stealing

I should have known KYM couldn't have any decent OC.

So wait… We punch people so they can transform to doors?

That sounds like a plot to an insane horror comedy.

Do fat people turn into vault doors?

No, they turn into those lead-filled doors they have at x-ray rooms in the hospitals…

I did that to Jim Morrison back in '67.