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every time i ask they say its a "secret"

its the ebin memes

Muffin put extra "muffinlicious" in his muffins. ;^)

300 gallons of freshly exstracted shark semen.

A little pinch of "THE GAYS"

Mods give him a list of all the banned members at the end of the month. He ties them up, kidnaps them and them, and puts them in his giant mixing bowl, and turns them into muffins.

*cupcakes

Derpy's blood.

Nerd fluids

Swag

eggs, flour, all-purpose flour, baking powder, vanilla, butter, sugar, cream, salt, and blue berries.

Muffin:
-1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix
-1 can prepared coconut–pecan frosting
-3/4 cup vegetable oil
-4 large eggs
-1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
-3/4 cup butter or margarine
-1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
-2 cups all-purpose flour

Don't forget garnishes such as:
-Fish-shaped crackers
-Fish-shaped candies
-Fish-shaped solid waste
-Fish-shaped dirt
-Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
-Pull-and-peel licorice
-Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
-Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
-1 cup lemon juice
-Alpha resins
-Unsaturated polyester resin
-Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments
-9 large egg yolks
-12 medium geosynthetic membranes
-1 cup granulated sugar
-An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"
-2 cups rhubarb, sliced
-2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
-1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb
-1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb
-3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire
-1 large rhubarb
-1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
-2 tbsp. rhubarb juice
-Adjustable aluminum head positioner
-Slaughter electric needle injector
-Cordless electric needle injector
-Injector needle driver
-Injector needle gun
-Cranial caps

And it contains proven preservatives, deep-penetration agents, and gas- and odor-control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

2 cups of mashed potatoes.

who tf likes muffins though

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