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Yfw Americunts will never have

> Tea
> NHS
> Cheeky Nandos
> Thick, ear piercing, yet beautiful accents from whatever run down city you choose
> Great Banter
> Farage
> Non-shit sports
> Not getting shot
> Plenty of kebabs to remove

Why haven't you all just killed yourselves yet?

what if your dad is british

is it like, all british or go home or should I just half kill myself

If your dad hasn't taken you back to Britain and not liberated you from the hellhole that is america, then he is no father of yours.

good

Yfw Americunts will never have
> Tea

We have no tea because we threw it all in the harbor

the British are a bunch of pussies anyway…

not like I give 2 fucks about either country anyway

Tbh, the only thing we are really mad about here is that you made the worlds saltiest cup of tea.

Which is why you always come running to us when shit hits the fan
And why Canada, for which we still own a good bit of, its miles head of you as a civilisation

I was in a former life. I lived to be about 5 years old, then died of the plague. 0/5 would not reincarnate there again.

spotted dick

You will never be British

GOOD

USA! USA! USA!

Haven't we already had this conversation?

Remember, the "Americans" left because Britain was lame

Glorious Canada master race.

Non-Canadian subhumans GTFO.

Oi M8 you mean this?

>You will never be British

Nor will you, you bog-eyed muzzie cunt

Actually it was because we were taxing America too much for tea
You threw a hissy fit over tea

I live in england and I can tell you there is nothing special about this particular slab of land.

@laika

Define british.

"Define British."

You must not be a bitch all the time and you must not pride yourself on rejecting girls your age. And live anywhere in England, Scotland or Wales

So basically not you.

you Brits and 'Mericans still jacking off your flags…?
don't you see that our true enemy is Canada, they were behind this the entire time!
Canada did 911, Canada did Titanic, Canada did the black plague, wake up people, under their polite, maple-syrup covered exterior is a core of pure evil and the only thing that can stop them is if America and England would stop their bickering and face the real villains!!
how do I know this? I don't, I've been pulling non-sense out of my ass for no good reason… but be honest… can we TRULY trust the Canadians?

At least we didn't get air raided by Nazis :^)
but those fucking Japs made up for it but we put them into submission soon after with our glorious atom bombs known as "Little Boy" and "Fat Man"

The only reason you didn't get air raided is because you were not considered a threat

And you really shouldn't be boasting about dropping those nukes… that was the worst mistake you country ever made… well, one of them

But I lived hee long enough to know what it's like.

The worst mistake the U.S ever made was Minions.

No arguments here
And you should be ashamed of yourself for it

Darn… you're right…

You are a lot of cliffs to jump off of
Better get started

> Better food than the UK
> Better weather than the UK
> Country bigger than the UK

Sorry, I'm to bussy enjoying my country that is better than the UK, I have no time left to become British.

The Lamborghini Countach having to have a ugly-ass bumper in the U.S was also a terrible mistake:

And also Comcast, don't forget Comcast.

We have better human rights, health care, well fair and pretty much everything
We didn't conquer most of the world for nothing, dood

>more liberal
>more liberal
>more liberal

I'm not seeing the advantages here

I'm sure health care here is better than there.

Your behind Canada and Canada is behind up
Its defiantly not as good in America as it is in england

Plot twist: ILoveNima is from Spain.

btw: Don't you find funny how this Riff-Raff thread suddenly looks more serious than some General and Serious Debate threads?

Not just americans can get passionately patriotic, ya know
And Spain probs does have better than England
Like to know how it is in india, seeing as they invented modern medicine

You're right. This thread desperately needs some skeletons.

"Nothing special"

Well then piss off back to whatever war torn dumping ground you allahu ackbared out of then. Ungrateful migrant shit will never understand British culture because he's too busy wiping his arse with his hand.

This post right here, is worthy of being elavated to a comment on a youtube video.

Also you didn't answer my question.

You're Muslim though. Your practically half way to being British. Good job!

It is mostly to do with nationalism, and if you want I would explain why I dislike nationalism and how I don't see it saving mankind.

(trying to think of murican positives)
(trying)
Our birb is eagle, yours is pigeon
REKT

You are all fucking idiots. They are the English, Not the British.

>tfw British

Wth that attitude, it's no wonder why the Scottish want to secede.

Well our flag's british, but with some fancy-ass stars

beat that