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No seriously, I've never heard the other part of that joke. Is there actually another half? And why is it specifically associated with stand-up comedy?

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Airline food is generally terrible.
At best, decent.
Seinfield kinda started it with his jokes about Airlines but IIRC he never directly said "whats the deal with airline food?"

When you're in a plane you are influenced by certain things, motion, sound and (slightly) loss of pressure, this can cause you're brain to act differently and cause you to have motion sickness and jetlag.

With all these effect on you one that really stands out(not really) is the fact it can alter your sense of taste, it can cause the simplest of food to taste damn awful so airlines knowing this add certain chemicals and "spices" to their food, the effect is supposed to even out the effects of the flying but due to the fact most of the people are not effected by the plane they taste food as if it had been poisoned, while those who are under the effect of flying taste normal.

That why airline food taste odd
(I actually asked the pilot this when I went flying :^)