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Yes folks, it's that time of the year again. Bob has returned, with a vengeance! Unpleased with recent events and angry that I keep getting away with doing the right thing, he has petitioned the Council to demod me.

The stakes are high! The current vote count is 7 to 1 in favor of demodding! Those who have joined Bob include the illustrious Natsuru and LNH and literally whos like Twist, Bottom Text, 3kole5 and Gnairly. I've taken on three mods at once. I've taken on five. But seven! Wow! Is this the end of the road for me? Stay tuned!

Their charges are as follows:

• Unbanning Liche from the site

• Unbanning Felix the Lightbulb from Discord

• Leaking the mod chat logs

The mods who supported unbanning Liche have yet to issue their statements. Will they save the day? Or will they betray me? All shall be revealed soon!

Discuss and speculate about this dramatic episode of KYM history in this thread. Also place your bets:

I DON'T LIKE CHANGE [Puts on Barney outro] ♫I love you, you love me♪ sniffle ♫We're a happy f-f-family♪ hic

this shit again

update: Blubber has just weighed in against demodding me. Last I checked his opinion is worth ~10 mods so now is the time to start betting "yes"!

the official synopsis

>placing bets for the outcome of a moderator on know your meme dot com when it doesn't even matter

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Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post?

also i'll place a bet 34 meme bux on you lose

Alright, so, those charges seem completely unfair. First, let's focus on the unbans…

Liche was banned (seemingly permanently) for spamming the site with porn, but because he maintained an active conversation with those in the Official Discord server, he was allowed to return to the site. A second chance is good. Now question this: why was he not banned from the Official Discord server if he wasn't going to return to the site some day?

Shouldn't people banned from a site be banned from all associated services? Ergo, making the point that "unbanning Liche was a bad thing" is moot, because unlike most people banned from this site, he was allowed to stick around.

Okay, so what about unbanning Felix from the Official Discord? We have the opposite situation here. He was banned from the Discord, but not from the website. The ban reason? "Because he was being an ass" says ShiJo. Now, I'm not entirely too sure what that entailed… Did he post porn in the chat or call someone a name? I don't know, but, yes he deserves a second chance.

After all, he was not banned from the website itself.

Finally, leaking modchat? Well, unless an admin comes right out and says "that's not allowed", I think it should be allowed at times, albeit it's a bit unethical. Sure, there are a few things that the admins/mods would like to keep secret before they're ready to be unveiled, but I do think Particle here does a good job of keeping those specific things under wraps, so nothing really bad is being done here.

I am here in defense of Particle Mare.

While many may know me as a white knight that does nothing but upload lewds and kiss Particle's ass, if you know me at all, I urge the people of KnowYourMeme to heed the words that I say about this vulnerable horse. She has brought great improvement to the world through her presence. In fact, it was she that cured my son of cancer – by killing him -. The look on his youthful face as he was relieved of pain filled me with such joy that I knew that I had to follow the woman that saved him from his anguish. Thus, I left my wife, still in my basement, and I embarked with Particle Mare into the great world of memes. I watched as she enlightened individuals to how inadequate they are, and I watched as she showed them how to be better. Sadly, those that followed her were naught. Slowly she lost more and more apostles, people unable to keep up with her doctrines. However, she is ever the merciful lady, as can be seen in her emancipation of the one known as Liche despite the protests of so many. Some may consider her actions inane, and indeed many are, but I assure you that she gets off to the power that she possesses. The unruly mob that threatens to overthrow Particle seek to obtain that power for themselves, viewing Our lady as a threat to their aggressive expansion into the realm of memes. Without her as a foundation, a stepping stone, who else are we supposed to trod upon? We as a people desire conflict in order to grow. We as a people need competition to evolve. We as a people strive for struggles, lest we stagnate and become infested with parasites.

At the conclusion of this, I am reminded of a quote from a great man that Particle Mare introduced to me.

"Struggle is the father of all things. It is not by the principles of humanity that man lives or is able to preserve himself above the animal world, but solely by means of the most brutal struggle." – Adolf Hitler

Unbanning Liche from the site

>unbanning someone who spammed NC content
Is this Bob's attempt to bring back lolicon and the demodding is just to obfuscate his real goal?

I don't really care what the outcome is; I'm just here to enjoy the drama

However I do want to state 3 very basic things that I think everyone should be aware of:

1) It's true that you can gain advantages on this site by being friends with the right mods;
2) If one of them doesn't like you you will learn about it very quickly, and it might be for a really trivial reason;
3) Mods do nothing wrong (EDIT – For those who are not in on this meme, this is something Epyc Wyn said sarcastically way back when, referring to the fact that mods can get away with certain things and it will take a long time for them to face any comeuppance, and tbh he was absolutely right)

And it's no surprise that some of the userbase is disdainful of this behaviour and extensively of you guys and your cool club. I'm saying this in spite of the fact that I like you guys and although you generally do a good job, there are times when you've collectively fucked up so hard it just makes me smdh. Then to get around the fuck up, you make a riff raff thread to try and play it off as some bizarre game

Just saying, it reflects really badly on you as a group because the average user isn't going to care about mods on an individual basis, and their disdain is furthered by this kind of thread because nothing is less funny than the joke you're not in on. Mare's fuck up is the fuck up of all of you, which isn't fair, but it is reality. Mod or demod her, it doesn't really matter and most users aren't going to care. What matters is you guys identifying a problem and doing something about it in a mature way.

I'll leave you all to play the "guess whether or not Egla is shitposting" game now

wtf

If you put these posts and Mare's Council posts side-to-side and asked me which belong where, I'd have a hard time guessing.

If you put shit and KYM Mod Council posts side-to-side and asked me which belong where, I’d have a hard time guessing.

If you put all of the KYM Council posts represented as a country for each letter and Particle's ego side by side, Particle's ego would crush the former

Hi haven't been active for close to a year, what did I miss?

Hi starscream, are you still a red piller?

nah, I'm a breadpiller now

as in breadlines? So you're a communist now?

as in bread of life

So you’re a communist now?

I've given up on politics and the world and am looking for the resurrection of the dead and life in the world to come

so I'm in the process of converting to Orthodoxy

well hey man i'm glad you're finding meaning for yourself, normally that shit gets put off til you're like 30 nowadays, good on you

yup, are an American yet?

Nah, gonna be in August though. Fifth most expensive college in the world.

Ragequitting the site and doing fuck all for a month or two and then coming back and immediately starting a thread to about demoding someone for forgiving someone and unbanning them is the most Bob thing I can think of.

Leave Mare alone.

literally who

Don't you realise we are helping you in your professional career? KYM is holding you back from flipping burgers at McDonalds, without it you'll soon be flipping burgers in AMERICA.

i could've put a lot of effort into this post but i didn't
s/o to mare you go girl ayyyy
s/o to bob you go girl ayyyy
s/o to triplez you go hoe ayyy dont get demodded

That's Christ Pantocrator, it's a Byzantine style of artwork. You do realise he doesn't like you? He's judging you.

This is what, the second time Bob has deactivated and reactivated? Why are you guys even listening to him? I thought it's been established he's egotistical man baby. Isn't that why Epyc was so hated? (Btw I hope you read this Bob. You too Shijo, you know what you did.)

Wait, what? I've only deactivated once.

Technically twice if you consider a joke deactivation (I was actually the first person to start that RR trend.)

But I'm entirely sure that doesn't count.

you are a fucking loser you should be demodded and banned

That's what we're trying to do, Karo.

You evil moderators leave her alone!

He's going to judge everyone

Bullshit, you don't like happiness, which includes jokes meaning you can't joke deactivate.

gosh what'd shijo do this time

Back in December he suspended for insulting Bob, after he deactivated. So he suspended me for no reason. I wouldn't be annoyed if he had a real reason, Twenty-One suspended and he had real reason. Shijo just doesn't like me

A little over a year ago, he suspended me for tossing half of a baseball bat into the ring during the bout between Epyc Wyn and Pepsiman. I mean seriously! Everyone was throwing crap in there! Half of a baseball bat would've made the match a lot more interesting (and funny.)

do you still look like you're 13 years old?

Well, of course you and I never had fun. I don't play with the mentally handicapped.

Hahahah how is drama even real? Hahahahahah nigga just walk away from the screen!

I'm not sure how that's relevant, but I've been told I look young for my age(20). Not as young as thirteen though.
@HolyCrapItsBob
I'm not mentally handicapped. My parents had me tested.

Ok, update: Bob insists the "mare thing has come to an end" (I did not lose any of my powers) but! I was only part one of a "six phase plan"! Wow! Bob has just moved to have Liche rebanned, which is phase two. The vote is close: two for, one against, and like half a dozen fence sitters. Keep tuned for more!

Correction: Fence sitters unless the vote is close, in which case they sway for rebanning*

Translation: I'm too much of a pansy to commit even though I want him gone.

(Every single one of those fence sitters is voting for that specific option)

And then you people wonder why the mod team needs me to get anything done.