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Oh goodie! Page 4.
(sigh)
You would think a mod would just say fuck it, and close it.
Just to end the thing.
Someone just go rogue and end it please.
Or will you get like downvoted?
That would suck.
May as well let (((yarknarf))) twist in the wind then.

Cosmo
Let's suppose for just a second, that I wanted this thread open to show everyone how disgusting this website for children is.
Now, not the website itself!
The website is fine, mostly.
JUST THE FORUMS!
Just the people who bring in zero revenue to this company and yet turn their entire site into a cesspool of racism and a potential breeding ground for terrorists – and seeing as that already happened here once! Why shouldn't it again! Maybe this time the Federal Authorities won't break up the plot before people get hurt.

In this hypothetical, where I didn't know there would be Cosmo but I did know there would be "a Cosmo"…
Keeping this thread open would be absurdly self-defeating.
But here's the thing!
You guys will do things that are clearly self-defeating as long as you can stick it to libtards and say racist nazi shit.
Think about that?
If you can't control your hate others will control you.
There's is only one Alpha Dog my alt-right friends.

Cosmo, thought experiment:
Your own best interests
- vs -
Fuck that libtard

You have and you will choose "fuck that libtard".
Therefore I "pwn" you, as the kids say, because I can predict you.

And also you put KnowYouMeme in an awkward situation, potentially.
but you will burn your house down rather than give me a place at the table. Suit yourself.

just wow this thread.
but i knew that
Howaboucloseitnow?

Any liberals reading this.
Don't post on here for Heavens Sake!
That would be dumb!
But do share this on FB and Twitter.
Take down this Nazi crap.
#RESIST
#ResistNazis

#ResistNazis

This is a genuinely funny and entertaining thread. Thank you, yarknarf, for keeping it alive.

bitch this is riff raff i can derail anything i want.

Also yarknarf, as much as I hate to do this, I have to respond to these FALSE nazi accusations. I've been trying to ignore them the whole thread with ironic 2009 memes but the only way I can clear my head is by responding to these spiteful claims…

Put this in Memory Lane
Thread of the Year

@ this thread:

This my hobby now Lurk.
I always wanted a podcast.
Now I got a threadcast.
Meh. Close enough.

Yark Narfs Top-3 Forumites
- Lurk
- "borf" guy
- Rivers

>no elmo hitler sexy

While taking this racist nazi ass thread that I have asked literally two dozen times to have closed and archiving it in the hall of fame or w/e the fuck you call it here, would seem like a good idea. It is not. It would make me feel like this entire website was harassing me here.

I am asking you as a guy in the minority opinion who's basically at your mercy to please be a little more respectful of your resposabillity as the majority to not bust my chops like that.
thanks.

Ah yeah no emo hitler because you know your avatar is nazi imagery
cant you see how thats a barrier between you and just about everybody except for just a small percentage of young angry white men?
you guys are over-playing your hands across the nation
just sayin'
its painful to even watch
chill out, you'll get more done
;-)
or not

So am I in the hall of fame?
I honestly didn't think you could do that?

oh now this thread mocking my ethnicity in a manner ranging from hostile through mildly threatening seeming all the way up to a guy sending me his address is now a "featured" thread.

I'm trying to be nice.
I'm even letting you know in the most obvious terms but you persist.
I literally said "hey guys, i'd hate it if you moved this to highlite it and further harass me on this website"
and you do it!
like 5 posts later!
Just for the lols.
i had the chances of you biting that worm at like 5%!!

you are a liability here.
anyone can manipulate you with the simplest techniques even while they tell you that's what they are doing.
I've literally told you many many times.
but i know. you know that i know that you know that…
whatever, i'm sure you are right somehow

i've even been nice enough to purposefully and publicaly imply that i'm dragging you along for the purpose of example thus limiting any lawsuit I could file.
i don't want lawsuits – BUT SOMEONE WILL ONE DAY (just sayin)
i just want you to change your policy of allowing nazis, white supremacists, and white nationalists on this site and also disallow their imagery and propaganda.
These are obviously kids who are easily led around.
They've followed me this whole thread
Gimme a break KYM
This has gone on for years
Charlottesville changes the math
stop it
k?

What about commies, can we post here?

changed my name do i fit in now

YES!!!!!
That is making fun of liberals without terrorising them!
Remember how terrorism is bad?
It's bad for you too!

upvoted – liked – followed
TY Liberal Elmo Snowflake or whatever your name is now!
YOU ARE MY FAV NOW!
but i gotta keep rivers, borf and lurk in there
so.. it's a top 4 now

Really Elmo… i do thank you.
That is SOOOO much better
:-)

yes but you have to share your memes more than the rest of us or you'll be called a hypocrite.

I have received my first upvote on KnowYourMeme.
TY ALL!

Look. Let me be clear.
I'm just a guy.
I did in fact contact the FBI because you know, nazis? Kids? Pretending to be recruiting?

You're probably are like "FBI!, who's this guy!, whatthefuck!"
That is the terror you inspire when you pop into someone's life with a nazi avatar!
STOP!
This is between KYM, their conscience, whoever calls them if they do, and that's it.
I've trolled you but I just wanted to say that so you don't think there's some Mr. Robot Antifa Pizzagate shit going on.
I know how you guys get.
:-D
it's just a stupid thread of memes.
But meme warfare is real. you guys of all people know that.

If the real folks would like to provide a telephone number, then id call it. or answer my stuff. or anything.

I get the communism nazi argument
i really do
commies bad
im with you
my side is too coddling
but…
as an image….
thats like saying "what? leaving a noose on your door is bad? How about how many people automobiles kill? WAY more than nooses!"
True but the fact is.
Nazi stuff inspires terror in a way that the hammer and sickle does not – even if it should.
disagree?
then spend more time fighting commies and less time being nazis

You guys would be savaging me now.
You're not because you are reluctant to post because #WTF
That is why you pwn all the time.
People see a nazi and they're like #WTF and don't want to challenge your post not because of the dankness of your memes
Just letting you know.
A nazi avatar is like training wheels.
It's bound to work but it doesn't make you look good

This guy lays low for three years and then acts a fool all over two threads. His shitposting game is for real, my dude.

As of 21:22 UTC 21.08.2017, exactly 101 posts in this 173 post thread belong to yarknaf, constituting for 58.38% of posts here. I cannot rule out a possibility of this statistic not being valid when I post this, since another multi-combo-sextuple/septuple/octuple(cross out unnecessary) post may be made.

The longest multi-posting streak so far reached 10 posts before it was broken. Out of 101 posts, 55 were multi-posted, making up over a half of them. The mean average time between multi-posted posts is 21.127 minutes, which is below the 30 minute edit range. Median of time between multi-posts is 12 minutes, and standard divergence totaled up to an impressive 29.022.

The longest time elapsed between one post and another in multi-post was 185 minutes, while the shortest was a staggering one minute. Which occured three times; two minutes – two times; three minutes, four times.

Here is a handy graph of the distribution of multi-posts in time relative to one another.

As one can see, 43 out of 55, so 78.18% of the posts could have been merged with the "edit" button.

In other words, the statistics are objectively telling you to stop.
Stop. Just… no more.

I'm going to make an inference. That means I'm going to draw a conclusion from one thing to another.
With an inference the assumption is that it is a opinion.
That's what this is.
I also have a 'given'. That means I'm assigning something as true that man or may not be true for the sake of this inference that may not be true. If the given is shown false, chance are the inference is false.
Given: Nazi avatars are shocking and terrorising to many people. Because of this and because of the fact that nazi avatars are only used to slam people, nazi avatars translates to a greater pwn success rate.
Inference: If nazi avatars lead to greater shock and success in the dank meme business, by allowing kids to use them you are incentivising creating nazi avatars and offering psotive reinforcement that being a nazi leads to people fearing you and also to success.
Problem 1: Being a nazi only leads to people being scared of you. It does not lead to success, just the opposite. If a nazi is successfull that's despite being a nazi
Problem 2: Chances are you are creating nazis. This could never be proven or quantified. You can go to sleep not knowing that you created 2.73 nazis this month – if that was the case which I'm not saying it is, but that doesn't make it good. I don't know if you do the Jesus thing or w/e.

There are other problems, but let's leave it there.
I think any reasonable person could make that inference.
Which leads me to wonder why KYM wouldn't care?
Especially since you've already had an incident, unless I'm mistaken.
As I draw my conclusion, it doesn;t help that the Moderators are pretending to be a nazi recruitment ring.
But they're "joking" right?
Because thats a thing Moderators on a kids website do, right?

I'm putting an end to this. If it comes up again, let's try not to report people to the fbi and multipost at ridiculous levels. Only reason we haven't stopped this earlier is because it was RR but this is circumventing the reason RR is RR.

Locking.