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All right listen up, It's that time of the year again fuckboys! You ALL know the drill: no touching yourself for a month or else you are gay. Here's a few rules:

-1: post here to sign up. Make sure to sign up early enough, else you are a fuckboy (No really sign up I didn't post this in just for fun because that thread is too SFW I am serious about this)

-2: Post your status once in a while in this forum. anyone who hasn't posted in a week is sent to hiatus hell and will remain there until he posts again. Those that remain in hiatus hell at the end of the day will have to crossdress.

3.- You must berate insult and demean your competition, I want the boards to run red with the blood of virgins.

-4: You fap, you lose (duh).

-5. You can post the SEXIEST pics you want in this thread, you can fight as dirty as you want BUT DON'T break any rules!!

-6: You WILL be made fun of, please take things really personal when it happens, I want to see blood.

-7: Those that don't want to openly post their status on this forum but still want to participate can go suck an egg. If you want to participate FIGHT!

-8. Please refrain from changing your username/avatar while you're participating.

-9. Winners will be awarded a NSFW picture of a trap (no really I will pm you)

Well, that's it, signups are open now. This is a fight to the death btw.

The best strategy is to just jack it like normal but then tell people on the internet you didn't beat your meat for a whole month

Well yeah, you could do that, but you'd only be affecting yourself.

I'm in btw who else wants to join the bloodshed!?

I'm in.

I don't fap that much to begin with so I might as well try this out.
Also traps are gay.

All right current contendants: No!, Uoiea and PatrickBateman96!! Who will be the last ""man"" standing? We are always accepting more nut warriors of course!

Yes but so is everyone on this website

>Traps are gay

Day 1: Almost lost cause I didn't remember but still not that bad.

Gonna try but the very act of me telling myself not to masturbate only makes me want to do it even more

All right! Current Contestants: No!, Uoiea,PatrickBateman96, TheLastMethBender!

A super lewd picture is coming to this thread in very few hours! Prepare for your first challenge guys!

Bring it, bitches!

I can't nut to "lewds" it has to have nudity and penetration so good luck trying to make me lose!

CHALLENGE 1:

Hope you didn't bust a nut! It's only the first day!

Im out

Come on guys! Don't let my stale memes detract you! This is still a no nut challenge!

Edit: But if you mean it and you did fap then… that leaves the current contestants: No!, Uoiea and PatrickBateman96.

Will more join? Will more retreat? Will the remaining ones be able to resist the painful urge to masturbate? Or me? LET'S FIND OUT!!

I'm in.

WELCOME!
Day 1 current contestants: No!, Uoiea,PatrickBateman96 and Deblod 100

Challenge 2!! READY?

Day 1: Spend some time playing Vidya, the urges haven't corrupt my mind yet.
All is good.

May i join in this bloodshed?

Also question, if one were to have a wet dream. Will the person will be considered to be out or, still in?

Yes you can.

You are still in but only if you say "No homo" after you wake up, those are the rules

Lol not even memeing I was just gonna edge but then I said what ever

Good thing to know, well now that's out of the way.

Let's do this

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THIS THREAD??? GO JERK OFF RIGHT NOW YOU DAMN FASCISTS!

Oh come on, you have to try harder than that.

Day 1: Complete

Good job fuck boys! You completed your first day!
Day 2! Current combantants: No!, Uoiea,PatrickBateman96 and Deblod 100 and Photo-cropper

All right not bad guys but we haven't seen any blood yet! If you can push other combatants to fap somehow that would be great!

Eh… already completed my challenge in September, no real need to do this.

Good luck to you guys, tho.

Also, yes, traps are gay (or Bi if you still like actual women), but who really cares anyway.

fuck it ill join
im out for blood now

hey, freak shows, i got some flavor of the month for ya

God i wish that were me

It's day 2 and only literally 5 people are doing this, including me. Also, I did almost lose, but I can confirm that I'm still in it.

Day 2: haven't fapped yet, so that's good.

Oh by the way…CHALLENGE 3!!

HAH! Lets see if you avoid fapping to THAT weaklings!

I'm out

Day 2: The urges have begun to corrupt me.

@PatrickBateman96 good run my man F.

Day 2 report!!

Current contestants: Photo Cropper, Uoea, Deblod100, No!, featherfoodclone!!

Casualties: 2!

Quite the bloody fight! But who will be the kast danker standing lets find out!!

Well that's just sad. I hope Deku survives. :c

Not today Cicero, go find someone else. >:C

You know what? I've decided something, even though I'm not participating I feel like being a bit evil right about now, so I'm going to be continuously posting sexy stuff here…. both male and female…

Get ready… I'm starting light…

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Rob: Eyes slideways, Don. Check the robo licken chegs.
Don: Licken chegs kinda my nasty, Rob.
Rob: Don billy for licken chegs, I figure.
Don: My mon, chegs. Come in where it's warm.
Rob: Chegs make the spuds dust their stupid no fap.
Don: Speak soft, chegs.

Boys, I know it's not September, but I'm down. September would have gave me more motivation, but I'm out when it's a month like November.

Aight boys, time to bring in the big guns:

Day 3: I can feel the urge overtaking me, it's a good pain.

Current combandants!!: Photo Cropper, Uoea, No!, featherfoodclone!!

Casualties: 3!!

We really need more combandants! Come on people join in!

CHALLENGE 4, THIS TIME I JUST GO REAL!!

TRY TO KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS KNUCKLEHEADS!!

Day 3: My testicles have turned dark blue, the urges grow as my penis pulsate.
Decided to start making a Harsh Noise Remaster of Ex-Military by Death Grips.

Is this a Riff-Raff post or an erotic fan fiction

It can be both, don't kinkshame!

Oh btw, Challenge 5!! PREPARE TO CREAM YOUR PANTS!

Day 5: I am down….
I will continue to be the game master (or should I say fapmaster) but…I am down