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This thread is about raising awareness of sexual abstinence. It's alright to not have sex. People are gross and hooking your bodies together is bound to end in tears. Share your stories.

share our sex stories or our lack of sex stories? either or, you'll get nothing but silence from us

I think they're saying that they should provide the reason as to why they'd practice sexual abstinence.

I think.

Do you know sex is sin?

Look, Imagine what Jesus would have done. Would he masturbate?
No, of course not. If he did, he wouldn’t be pure hearted and sinless.

Remember that Jesus died a virgin. Be a virgin. Die a virgin. Never fuck.

Christ, do I need to handhold you people through everything? Just share stories about times you were tempted to do sex but decided to stay on the healthy and moral path. For example, I was at a convention one time and started a conversation with a Hatsune Miku cosplayer. All she wanted to talk about was sex and I got tempted to perform an intercourse on her, but then I started to get pissed off because she didn't even recognize my Grand Dad cosplay. After that, I knew I had to get away, so I faked a seizure until staff arrived. Really dodged a bullet that time.

So you faked a seizure to scare her off.
Couldn't you just said no?

on time in middle school a girl was talking to me, probably flirting, and trying to get me to open up about my personal life and in response i jabbed her in the thigh with a pen
safe to say nobody forgot about that incident for at least the next 5 years.

good job captain
you've successfully destroyed thot culture and now we will have a generation of virgins

One time in middle school this crazy guy screamed at me for no reason so I called him a freak then he stabbed me with a pencil so I stabbed him back then he stabbed me again and I still have a mark in my arm from it

A girl said hi to me once.

a god among men

Women have no sex drive so losing your virginity as a guy is pretty much impossible anyway ( at least that is what I tell myself)

(I know that isn't true, I was shitposting)

Back in seventh grade, a girl tried to give a lap dance. I yelled and pushed her away. A year later, this one girl twerked whenever she saw me. I just ignored it.

I was stationed in Korea back in 2015. I was waiting outside a convenience store as my guys were buying snacks and shot bottles. I noticed a girl across the street and payed no attention but when I was about to light a cigarette, she was immediately right next to me and ask if I wanted a 'date'.

I declined because:

i: I was a soldier back then and meandering with whores was against regulations.
ii: The female was not at all attractive. She was missing some teeth and weighed more than me.

She did ask for a smoke, though. I gave her two and went back on post for D&D and Destiny.

i got into a shank fight too, it was against some kid who could pass for a future school shooter with his all black attire and hateful personality against everyone. he got me good in the thigh a few times and i left some good marks in his gut
not quite a thot, but still worth sharing

shank battles are never interesting unless you're using glass
now that's fun to watch

glass is filthy you troglodyte, I’m not touching that or cutting my palm trying to grip one
At least I know where a pencil has been: in my mouth being chewed on

>not liking glass
we said not to come 'round these parts
johnny got his glass, now where's yours, we're 'bout to start shovin' shit up asses