I just found this abomination in a dumpster behind a Quiznos. You can't see, but its constant vibration is so intense that it emitted a faint but sharp tone I heard from inside the restaurant.
It has no name (or known species) I'm aware of, but judging by its prominent Impact font caption, DOGKE is a fair assumption. My guess is it's pronounced as a combination of "dog" and "dock". Also, it's not a caption. As far as I can tell, its part of the thing's body. God himself cannot remove it (see diagram).
It's also heavy as all hell. Despite its cute doggie appearance, it seems to be made of some hyper-dense metallic substance. Even if I could dream of lifting it, touching it for any amount of time leaves a harsh burning sensation. I left it in the dumpster, but not without taking a picture on my phone. The image it saved, however, is the first transparent PNG you see in this post. That's what it looks like, but it completely removed the background and shadows and adjusted the lighting to represent its truest form.
At the same time I took the photo, it inexplicably saved the following images on my phone as well. I should be freaked out, but I'm more excited to report the unlimited potential of this epic meme to be.
