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I'm officially announcing my candidacy for the 2020 election

Last posted Feb 09, 2019 at 12:19AM EST. Added Feb 08, 2019 at 11:25PM EST
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Hi I'm PatrickBateman96. You might remember me.
America is not what it used to be. It needs to be improved. We need to be united. Important problems need to be addressed.
If elected I will
•make weed legal
•pardon Edward Snowden
•make returning to the moon NASA's top priority
•replace all confederate monuments with monuments dedicated to Mr. Rogers, Bob Ross, or Stephen Hillenburg
•Make memes and shitposting required learning in school
•change the national anthem to the intro to Mission Hill
•Make anime illegal
•genocide weeaboos
•genocide furries
•delete twitter and facebook
•execute order 66
•make pizza time a national holiday
•ban pineapple on pizza
I will truly make america great again
Vote for me
PATRICKBATEMAN96 2020
Yiff In Hell Furfags
My website

Last edited Feb 08, 2019 at 11:25PM EST

>make anime illegal and genocide Weeaboos

Strong words for a user with a goat anime profile pic.

Last edited Feb 08, 2019 at 11:49PM EST

PatrickBateman96 wrote:

Hi I'm PatrickBateman96. You might remember me.
America is not what it used to be. It needs to be improved. We need to be united. Important problems need to be addressed.
If elected I will
•make weed legal
•pardon Edward Snowden
•make returning to the moon NASA's top priority
•replace all confederate monuments with monuments dedicated to Mr. Rogers, Bob Ross, or Stephen Hillenburg
•Make memes and shitposting required learning in school
•change the national anthem to the intro to Mission Hill
•Make anime illegal
•genocide weeaboos
•genocide furries
•delete twitter and facebook
•execute order 66
•make pizza time a national holiday
•ban pineapple on pizza
I will truly make america great again
Vote for me
PATRICKBATEMAN96 2020
Yiff In Hell Furfags
My website

I’ll vote for you if you make banning emojis part of the platform

Artichoke wrote:

it would be my honor to assassinate you the minute you officially become president, Patrick

I would be honored to be assassinated by you. Only the coolest people get assassinated, like Huey Long and RFK, so I'd be fine if I joined the assassinated persons club.

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