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In light of how fast the new KnowYourMeme motorcycle purchased for $2,300 last month, I'd like to clear up the most common misconceptions about its speed.

1. "IF IT'S A MOTORCYCLE, WHY IS IT SLOW?"
>Did you know back in 1885, German inventors Gottlieb Daimler and Wilhelm scream made the first motorcycle. It doesn't answer the question but I found it interesting and I've written long enough to draw your attention away from the original argument I'm "answering".

2. "It's got a gearbox, how can it be a motorcycle?"
>This is a straw man. Many great motorcycles had reverse functionality built into its design.

3. "The pollution from this soot is causing global warming!"
>Hahahahaha, how can global warming be real? Just open your window. Hahahaha, just buy a fan.

4. "We're not driving, we're riding!"
>That's rather racist to drivers, don'tcha think? Segregating them as a different label to motorcycle riders. For shame, it's 2019. Learn some fucking tolerance.

5. "People don't care about quality! All they care about is brand recognition!"
>That's not true. Now buy this specific motorcycle with a high malfunction rate because I was sponsored by them.

If you have any more arguments, go for it. But the numbers don't lie – 6 million deaths during World War II.

How is this a "motorcycle" to you? When most of all the "cyclist" were pointing out was the lack of speed?

"But it's fun" is what a child would say when they're just looking for a flashy distraction, it shouldn't be (you)r default.

where do I buy it

Do you sell a compatible sidecar that I can mount a meme-chine gun on? Asking for a friend.

can you play card games on it?

I missed the + button