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Have you ever asked yourself such existential questions as "How old was I when I was born?" "How many years did it REALLY take for me to become a teenager?" "Do my online decisions put me at risk of being doxxed and/or having my bank account emptied?"
Well, look no further, and consult the amazing scrying powers of the VEIN WIZARD! I can answer all these questions and more with ease and perfect accuracy! All I need from you is some harmless information for my veins to analyze, namely your full legal name, social security number, date of birth, mother's maiden name, high school, and favorite pet's name.

Just PM that information to me, and I can have the answer you are looking for within at least a two-week period during which you have no reason to be suspicious of what I'm doing.

Ask away!

Don't cry.

More like don't laugh my ass off.

Clarify something for me though. Are you quoting from some preexisting document right now in the other thread, or is this really all coming from your head?

But do you have a vein in the shape of a cross on your penis? Cause if not, then you're not fooling anyone mister. You most certainly ARE NOT the Holy Grail born on the year 2000 as the reincarnation of Jesus Christ who was born in Scotland.

God i feel my brain cells committing suicide as i paraphrased this nonsensical drivel.

Yes! Right down the middle. Would I be allowed to post that on here?

Am I allowed to post that on here or not?

You did ask!

Yes.

The ride started I'm risking this. Let's see where we end up crashing.

Really!? Ok, that's a yes from a mod

How do I post a picture!?……………………

It's not easy enough to post an image sorry.

That's all the photos added to my profile, including the penis photo!

I suppose I'll soon find out if I'm allowed to do that………

What do you think?

Wow. Did you just bait the dude into uploading a photo of his penis so he gets banned almost immediately? That's one way to rub out an annoying user.

Ladies & Gentlemen… We got him.

On a side note, I hope you're willing to compensate me for my efforts RM for going undercover to infiltrate this madman's cult and get him to spill the beans.

Outstanding move!

Lmao I actually expected him to reupload his avatar with a tiny glimmer of hope it would be a dickpost, was suddenly pinged about actually getting someone to post their dick later.

Another one for the kymlore at least.

In memoriam.

This arc might get an Electric Boogaloo. As stupid as it was from him, it was somewhat my fault he got banned so I unbanned him.

I just hope I won't regret it. Although if he can be baited in dickposting I doubt I will.

Wooohoooo back in the game!

Thanks