While browsing image gallery by new on knowyourmeme.com I've noticed something. A crude drawing of a cat's face imposed over "Bitches don't know" guy. Intrigued over what bullshit this would lead me to I clicked on it. And in the description of said image was a link. I read the address part of it. transformation.fandom. I shrieked as I've realized what I stumbled onto. Now, with picture zoomed in, I could tell what low resolution text written in deep blue comic sans said. "Bitches don't know I got turned into a cat by a teenage boy and never turned back". Tags in chorus with shitty t-shirt text shouted at me in order: kurt cobain, cat, tf, transformation, lol. I was mortified.
Forcing my body to move with all the remains of my willpower I closed browser's window, now forever cursed with forbidden knowledge. For a moment I stared into void of my screen, and I softly weeped afterwards. Browser was unkind enough to throw me back into the very vortex of images that was knowyourmeme.com image gallery. Cat Kurt Cobain was still staring into my very soul, though now at a safe distance of 165px by 194px. It took me a while to compose myself. It was then that I noticed the surroundings of the unfortunate Grunge Star. It was filled with cartoon puppies. Not just any puppies, it was Paw Patrol a popular kids tv series as seen on Nickelodeon. This was unusual. Author would upload multiple pictures of those dogs over the last day. My brain started to connect the facts. Why would someone make a fanart of a children's cartoon on a site that should never hold any juvenile individuals due to severe softcore fetish porn infestation. The brain blast I had at that moment was unlike anything Jimmy Neutron himself would've ever experienced.
OP was jacking it off to Paw Patrol.
Revelation turned my body into stone. "What a cursed day to browse images by new on knowyourmeme.com!" – I shouted at top of my lungs which made my neighbours go "Is this guy browsing image gallery on knowyourmeme.com again?". I was debilitated. This would happen every other day. I would've thought I'd grow numb to such public displays by now, yet every time was like a brand new experience. Inflation, Lolis, Robot Fetishism, Furries, Tik Tok memes. I don't even remember why I joined knowyourmeme.com in the first time place. To research memes? To crusade the Alt-Right that so prominently control this website? Or perhaps I wanted to join them in their white supremancy.
Perhaps knowyourmeme.com is a black hole of autism that slowly attracts such people here, so that they may post their rockstar transformation fanfics forever. Would that make me the symptom of this? Or was I merely a bystander dragged into this hellscape, lured in by the fact that Emperor Lemon entry was poorly made and 5 years outdated. I couldn't bear to know the truth.
As such, dear reader, by the time you're reading this I will be dead. I've decided to end my life by watching YTP Sexer on repeat for 24 hours straight .
Bitch.
