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Were you warned about the stairs prior to your usage of them and your subsequent fall?

You may fall from the sky
you may fall down some stairs
but the best way to fall…
is in love with me.

Username accurate?

I think I might be attracted to black chicks now.

Unfortunately the stairs, nor anything around said stairs, warned about its slippery properties. I believe this is a violation of my human rights as stairs legally don't have the right to hit my spine 6 times in a row, without consent.

My arm appears to still be intact, but one day I'll live up to my name.

I'm stairs.

I'm sorry about your loss
but I warned you about stairs bro

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

You seem alright to me, fam-a-lam.

Colonization was a net positive

when's the sequel

Did you died

As gravity did their thing, did the phrase "It's time, boys" crossed your mind?

Are the stairs ok?

I'm a skinny little basedboy, so no substantial damage has been done to the stairs.

I was never alive.

Can you fall down the stairs again?