SInce it's the erection I think it's a perect time to say what america means to us
It God, Flooding up the road, protecting your soul from the dark side
It's Jesus, and the bible. and traditional values like patriotism, the stars and stripes and the red, white and blue sparkles swirling right up yer ass all day long
It's the land of the free and the home of countless hairy, stinkin grandchildren celebrating the forth of July, including one or two with blonde hair
It's baseball and football and a big fireplace that warms the soul, as well as the nuts
It's going to San Diego to get married to a little purple hippo, but then gettin into a dumpster and just doin nothin
It's swimmin under shit with a wad of tobbacco in my cheek
It's we
It's this book
It's no big deal
-Chris "Christian" "Chris" "Christmas" "Chris" Chris