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hello welcome to riff raff model un, today you guys need to decide on a key piece of foreign policy: whether or not to recognize the amenian genocide o_O

please argue whether or not riff raff should pass this legislation

Yes
Fuck the Ottoman Empire

RECOGNIZE ALL THE GENOCIDES

Does that include jedicide? Because it's shameful that it's was a long time ago yet there's still no memorial for it.

I hearby propose to an add amendment that we also recognize Nuts, Deez

Nuts, Deez had an important role in stopping the Sacoma Civil War and bringing peace to the large nation so of course we gotta recognize him

That is discriminatory to people with only 1 nut

no

Who are Armenians and what do they have against Geno?

Ah yes, the Armenian Genocide! I remember when I was a wee lad when I would wake up and watch Scooby-Doo cartoons on Saturday mornings on the telly. I remember very fondly the episode where Scooby and the gang team up with Armenian-American metal band System of a Down to educate the youth audience about recognizing the Armenian Genocide and the plights of the Armenia Diaspora while also solving the mystery of who committed such atrocity.

I remember the ending so vividly:

Fred: "Great work gang! Now, let's see who's really behind the Armenian Genocide!

[Fred reveals the spooky masks from the perpetrators. revealing…]

Scoob and the gang: "OLD MEN THREE PASHAS!?"

Three Pashas: "And we would have gotten away with it too! If it weren't for you meddling kids, your dog, and your stupid alternative metal band spreading awareness about the plights of Armenia!"

Scooby-Doo: "SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOO! EHEHEHEHE!"

sigh Fond memories

How would I? I've never met the Armenian Genocide.

I feel the only logical and reasonable thing that we, a collective of national governments working together to promote world peace, can do, is to genocide the genocides.

A radical solution, I think you'll agree, but also a necessary one.

The Turkish Government would like to know your location.

Location is in the mountains of the Northern Caucasus, around Sarikamish.
Bring a scarf!

Recognizing it is really a no-brainer. Turkey is just being obstinate like Japan.

We must vote against this measure, as we possess a document proving that the entirety of the Ottoman army was participating in the annual Pan-Turanic furry convention. As such, they could not have possibly carried out any act of genocide.

I say we recognize it

OK, never mind. I say we don't recognize it.