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Serious Warning. This is not a joke thread. Mostly serious.
This is just stuff that happened to me this year so it's kind of boring.
As with many people, my year had many problems. I have epilepsy and fell down in the bathroom and hit my head causing my lower jaw to hit my upper jaw and I ended up dislodging four teeth. They were still held in by the root but damn it hurt. They're better now. In October I had multiple seizures in my sleep and vomited in my own mouth and nearly choked to death on my own vomit. Fortunately my mom's bf came to check on me one more time before he went to bed(because I had had two seizures earlier that night) and came just in time to save me. I ended up getting pneumonia and spent a day in a coma.
On the bright side I finally got a gun. Also none of my dogs died which sounds which is really good since I had two die in 2019. So actually this year was pretty good.

To wrap things up with something funny, here's a clip from Freddy Got Fingered

You know, when I first read the title, I thought I'd come here and make a snarky comment about murdering poor, defenceless time and how it was innocent it all regards.

However, after reading all that, I decided to make to make this gif of me getting mauled by a vicious beast instead.

so you could turn into the sa1 artwork by removing all the bones in your body

Also, congrats on the gun. pew pew is what you say to charge the final blow.