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this ugly motherfucker posted an "ironic" self-deprecating report thread about himself for no reason whatsoever

Hey now!

All shitposters are beautiful creatures and so therefore can never be ugly.

I will, however, need to conduct further investigations to establish whether there is any truth about the remark in regards to engaging with coitus with his progenitor though.

I have contacted a detective who is hot on the trail… Soon we will know if Asriel should be banned, suspended or otherwise arrested.

Fucking Asriel be posting reporting himself on our website who does he think he is!!

I don't know. However, I hear he is in this very thread! He could be any one of us!

Very Sus, indeed

I think it's you

This is impossible! The detective i hired came back empty handed. We are going to have to find Asriel by ourselves. It could be you, Saturn, it could be me, even it could be-

Asriel, wherever you are, I'd like to impart that you're not the only enemy of state lurking around here.

Good, good! Lie to him. We'll catch him in no time!

Do you have any leads on who it might be? That fucker needs to know some goddamn respect

Wait! Of course! He likes undertale/deltarune stuff.


This oughta lure Asriel out

It's about time somebody reported Asriel #413. He's the worst RP thread DM I've ever met. He just… uh… shit… what'd he do again? OH! wait, I remember…

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…He started a Wild West RP thread and left, causing the thread to die in the middle of my Amusement Park Story Arc, preventing me from advancing to the Inter-species Alien Lizardman Unprotected Orgy In Space Story Arc.

Really!?….. Asriel #413, when we find you we will kick your butt so hard, you'll think that you are being part of that Alien Lizardman Unprotected Orgy.

…In Space!

Hmmmm…
You look kinda sus.
Maybe you're him disguising as you!

What a century's greatest monster!