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America is Not a Fucking Country is a copypasta that have been plaguing 4chan for the latest four weeks. Mostly seen (every day) on /b/, /int/ and /trv/ but also other boards like /r9k/, /v/, /new/, /lit/, /sci/, /sp/, /fa/, /adv/, /ck/, /fit/ and so on. On may 10 around 7pm some unfunny newfag called LIME !NInTEndo2U decided to write a long, butthurt rant about why America is not a country, also stating things like "you are fat and dumb". However, no one fell for this. Except some other butthurt newfags who had no idea of what a troll was. They whined so hard the latest weeks that the thread reached bump limit every fucking time. Anyway, this guy continued spamming his pasta every day trough whole may, a few hours each day around 6-9pm. People started to really hate him, while some people actually agreed with him. It should also be mentioned that it has been reposted by several other newfags, too, even on other forums. You even get some hits when you Google it (most results gotten when you search for the whole phrase (place it between a pair of "s or use advanced search)). The story have been changed by oh pee quite a few times since others pointed ut he was dumb for spelling x and y wrong, but nothing big content wise have changed. The most recent version can be found at http://docs.google.com/View?id=dchtv5w5_1cvdz4jx4, which is where he supposedly wrote and published it in the first place. However, I will copypaste the whole thing since you are so lazy.

The Pasta
AMERICA IS NOT A FUCKING COUNTRY
That's right, dipshit! And you know it. America is not a fucking country. If you fail to see this, let me open your eyes:

1. The United States
That's right motherfucker! It's called the United States of America! That's your shitty country! America, or the Americas, is North America and South America combined! STOP CALLING YOUR AIDS REGION AMERICA WHEN YOU ARE JUST ONE LITTLE SHIT PIECE OF AMERICA! IT'S LIKE CALLING THE FUCKING MIDDLE EAST EURASIA!
"What the fuck is he talking about, Middle East is not a country lol! What a faggot!" Well YOUR FACE because USA is just as much a country as the Middle East! Which means, it is fucking NOT. However, a much better comparsion is

2. Europe
That's right fuckface. There is no fucking difference between Europe and USA. Europe consists of 50 countries with different laws. USA consists of 50 states with different laws. But the same flag. Both are 10.000.000 square kilometers. SO STOP SAYING WE CANT COMPARE THEM THEY ARE THE FUCKING SAME! And USA's countries are called

3. States
The fucking states. They are just like fucking countries, explained earlier. Also, if you ask an "American" where he is from, he will not say "USA" or "America", but the state he is from. If you ask a European where he is from, he will say the country. NOT THE FUCKING REGION OF THE COUNTRY! And have you noticed how you have 5 different time zones? Most normal countries have one time zone even if they actually cross several ones. Don't blame this on your size, becasue CHINA IS ALSO CROSSING 5 FUCKING TIME ZONES BUT IT HAS THE SAME TIME ALL OVER! This is clear evidence the states are countries in disguise. Also, even if we assume I am wrong on all this

4. It's not your country
FUCKING COLUMBUS! America, talking about the whole region now not your shitty united countries, belonged to the INDIANS! not because they where from India, but Columbus was so mindfucked he thought he was in India. Then he brought some friends, raped the whole fucking thing and killed all natives. Because

6. You didn't even deserve a country
JUST LOOK AT YOU! FUCKING PIECE OF FAILURE SHIT! Your average IQ is 97 versus the global average 100 and European average 101. If you are dumb as fuck and know nothing about IQ, because yours is under 80, you might not think 3 or 4 points are very much. Well, THEY FUCKING ARE! And your obsession with FAT DISGUSTING SHIT THINGS. People are getting fat because of McDonald's, and other junk food, not to mention sweets and snacks, thanks to you. Fried Mars bars and pancake & sausage with chocolate chip on a stick is NOT FUCKING NORMAL. It's not even supposed to be edible! IT'S FUCKING GROSS, JUST LIKE YOUR FACE! USA is the only "country" in the world to ban Kinder Eggs, since the fat bastard kids just shoved the whole fucking thing into their mouths and suffocated due to the plastic capsule. And then you think you are SO FUCKING COOL? The Universe was created when someone popped your huge fucking goddamn ego bubble with a needle. Fucking

7. FUCK

Popular Answers

• umad?
• butthurt
• 0/10
• sage
• troll harder
• fuck you
• tl;dr
• stopped reading
• faggot
• AMERICA FUCK YEAH
• obvious troll
• >implying
• cool story bro
• this again
• delicious copypasta
• old copypasta

How to Deal With It
The best counter is to not respond at all. Because whatever you say, you are nothing more than trollbait. To a very, very bad troll. But this LIME guy claims he made the trolling bad on purpose so people rage over that and get trolled in yet another way.