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Assyrian Tablets

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Updated Oct 15, 2020 at 06:36AM EDT by andcallmeshirley.

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Assyrian Tablets refers to clay blocks from ancient Assyria which were used as a means to send messages. After a picture of multiple tablets in a bowl was posted to Twitter, users commented that the bowl of tablets looked like a bowl of cereal or crackers, leading to a series of forbidden snacks jokes.

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On October 13th, 2020, Twitter user @serbiaireland[1] posted a picture of Assyrian tablets, writing, "Anyone hungry? A bowl of 4000-5000 years old Assyrian tablets, with letters, contracts and receipts." The tweet gained over 1,700 retweets and 2,700 likes (shown below).


oldeuropeanculture @serbiaireland Anyone hungry? A bowl of 4000-5000 years old Assyrian tablets, with letters, contracts and receipts...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Assyr.. >

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After the tweet was posted, multiple Twitter users made "forbidden snacks" jokes about the bowl of tablets, thinking they looked edible. For example, Twitter user @matt_heath[2] called them "forbidden shreddies," gaining over 6,800 retweets and 58,000 likes (shown below, left). User @varsha_venkat_[3] tweeted the image saying, "ancient cinnamon toast crunch" (shown below, right). Jokes were covered by the Daily Dot.[4]


matthew heath @matt_heath forbidden shreddies oldeuropeanculture @serbiaireland · Oct 13 Anyone hungry? A bowl of 4000-5000 years old Assyrian tablets, with letters, contracts and receipts...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Assyr.. Show this thread 5:52 AM · Oct 13, 2020 · Twitter Web App > "historically sexy" varsha @varsha_venkat_ ancient cinnamon toast crunch oldeuropeanculture @serbiaireland · Oct 13 Anyone hungry? A bowl of 4000-5000 years old Assyrian tablets, with letters, contracts and receipts...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Assyr... Show this thread 4:41 PM · Oct 13, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Secret Freemason Digital Hammurabi @digi_hammurabi DO NOT EAT THE TABLETS. oldeuropeanculture @serbiaireland · Oct 13 Anyone hungry? A bowl of 4000-5000 years old Assyrian tablets, with letters, contracts and receipts..en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_ASsyr.. Show this thread 9:33 AM · Oct 13, 2020 · Twitter Web App Matt Lees @Jam_sponge put the kettle on oldeuropeanculture @serbiaireland · Oct 13 Anyone hungry? A bowl of 4000-5000 years old Assyrian tablets, with letters, contracts and receipts...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Assyr... Show this thread 7:30 AM · Oct 13, 2020 · Twitter Web App > the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing let me get some of that Assyrian Shredded Wheat oldeuropeanculture @serbiaireland · Oct 13 Anyone hungry? A bowl of 4000-5000 years old Assyrian tablets, with letters, contracts and receipts...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Assyr... Show this thread 9:08 AM · Oct 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android rome, illinois @ihatethiskid I bet these taste better than Triscuits oldeuropeanculture @serbiaireland · Oct 13 Anyone hungry? A bowl of 4000-5000 years old Assyrian tablets, with letters, contracts and receipts...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Assyr. Show this thread 6:18 PM · Oct 13, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 『らせん』 Screwy @Screvvy the mystic chex oldeuropeanculture @serbiaireland · Oct 13 Anyone hungry? A bowl of 4000-5000 years old Assyrian tablets, with letters, contracts and receipts...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Assyr... Show this thread 10:29 PM · Oct 13, 2020· TweetDeck > @_vicaramelia the forbidden mini wheats oldeuropeanculture @serbiaireland · Oct 13 Anyone hungry? A bowl of 4000-5000 years old Assyrian tablets, with letters, contracts and receipts...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Assyr.. Show this thread 4:18 PM · Oct 13, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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krashlia
krashlia

With the amount of times these tablets are being compared to cereals, it reminds me of CS Lewis's mentioning of the appetite for food as an analogy to our indulgent reaction to an abundance or scarcity of sex in society.
Although, in his written works he wasn't discussing it, it still feels like he was throwing massive shade at a future American society, and the idea that he was a time traveller becomes increasingly plausible.

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