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I need a white girl with a nose ring to tell me what planets are making me sad 00 15 Like Comment 2 Comments Send I don't have a nose ring, but I'm pretty sure it's Earth.
I need a white girl with a nose ring to tell me what planets are making me sad 00 15 Like Comment 2 Comments Send I don't have a nose ring, but I'm pretty sure it's Earth.

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Mercury Is In Retrograde

M 9:10 Monday, October 4 Mom Son be careful they're saying there is mercury in gatorade. pls don't drink it now
M 9:10 Monday, October 4 Mom Son be careful they're saying there is mercury in gatorade. pls don't drink it now

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Spontaneous Connections

Me drunk off my ass in the woman's restroom talking about astrology with some girl I just met who definitely didn't ask for my opinion ARL BITCH.RISING All I'm saying is you have the tendencies of a Capricorn
Me drunk off my ass in the woman's restroom talking about astrology with some girl I just met who definitely didn't ask for my opinion ARL BITCH.RISING All I'm saying is you have the tendencies of a Capricorn

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Obviously

I DON'T BELIEVE IN EXACTLY WHAT A F------ CAPRICORN WOULD SAY HOROSCOPES Tommy SIEGEL
I DON'T BELIEVE IN EXACTLY WHAT A F------ CAPRICORN WOULD SAY HOROSCOPES Tommy SIEGEL

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r/TrueOffMyChest u/millecabx 1h When I was a kid, before I knew anything about astrology, my classmate asked me my sign. She said she was a cancer, so I said I was leukemia. I still think about this conversation to this day..
r/TrueOffMyChest u/millecabx 1h When I was a kid, before I knew anything about astrology, my classmate asked me my sign. She said she was a cancer, so I said I was leukemia. I still think about this conversation to this day..

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sorry I’m an aquarium

Raxville O @Raxville Bitches who believe in zodiac signs r straight up crazy, they'll f--- up your whole life and be like, sorry I'm an aquarium 10:51 AM · Nov 2, 2019 · Twitter for iPad
Raxville O @Raxville Bitches who believe in zodiac signs r straight up crazy, they'll f--- up your whole life and be like, sorry I'm an aquarium 10:51 AM · Nov 2, 2019 · Twitter for iPad

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The Stars Didn't Align

hey dan, I had a great time tonight and thank you for covering the tickets and dinner. i really think you're a great guy but i don't think we'll have a second date. i wish you the best of luck! Yeah that's totally fine. I understand. Could I maybe ask why or what changed your mind? so I checked your astrology chart on Snapchat and saw that you're an aquarius. i haven't really had the best of relationships with them and in the past it's all ended in pain and me being more hurt than before. im sure you're a great guy and you were a sweetheart to me tonight but I don't think it'll work out for us :( Oh okay Can you venmo me $42 for the movies and dinner
hey dan, I had a great time tonight and thank you for covering the tickets and dinner. i really think you're a great guy but i don't think we'll have a second date. i wish you the best of luck! Yeah that's totally fine. I understand. Could I maybe ask why or what changed your mind? so I checked your astrology chart on Snapchat and saw that you're an aquarius. i haven't really had the best of relationships with them and in the past it's all ended in pain and me being more hurt than before. im sure you're a great guy and you were a sweetheart to me tonight but I don't think it'll work out for us :( Oh okay Can you venmo me $42 for the movies and dinner

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Crystals Too

When you're on a blind date and she mentions her zodiac sign and crystal collection
When you're on a blind date and she mentions her zodiac sign and crystal collection

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Truth

Astronomy Astrology made with mematic
Astronomy Astrology made with mematic

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Similar

divide people into groups and say that their character traits are predetermined Nazism Astrology
divide people into groups and say that their character traits are predetermined Nazism Astrology

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Gemini

JacelsAPrettyCoolDüd @realRuNnInGBaRE White girls will commit 1st degree murder then just say "can't help it, I'm a Gemini" 9/24/18, 11:26 AM
JacelsAPrettyCoolDüd @realRuNnInGBaRE White girls will commit 1st degree murder then just say "can't help it, I'm a Gemini" 9/24/18, 11:26 AM

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The Sacred Symbols

U1O 16 year old white girls
U1O 16 year old white girls

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Today's Horoscope

Today's Horoscope Aries The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. Taurus The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. Gemini The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. Cancer The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. Leo The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. Virgo Libra The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. Pisces The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way.
Today's Horoscope Aries The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. Taurus The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. Gemini The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. Cancer The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. Leo The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. Virgo Libra The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way. Pisces The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way.

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Rejection Hurts

When the person you like is into astrology and they tell you that your signs don't match Idefy you, stars! boredpanda.com
When the person you like is into astrology and they tell you that your signs don't match Idefy you, stars! boredpanda.com

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Unicorn

My sign? I'm a Unicorn. That's not real. None of them are.
My sign? I'm a Unicorn. That's not real. None of them are.

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Lonely and Tired

Me: Horoscopes are a bunch of nonsense Horoscope: You're lonely and tired Me: boredpanda.com
Me: Horoscopes are a bunch of nonsense Horoscope: You're lonely and tired Me: boredpanda.com

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