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Advice from farmer Ernie.

Farmer Ernie says the only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber.
Farmer Ernie says the only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber.

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Social Justice Muppet

SESAME STREET g The Count reminds a mentally ill teenage tumblrina how many genders exist.
SESAME STREET g The Count reminds a mentally ill teenage tumblrina how many genders exist.

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R.I.P Mr Johnson

SESAME STREET OT Grover was bitten by a radioactive spider to become SpiderMuppet. Mr. Johnson was bitten by a retarded muppet in a constume to become dead.
SESAME STREET OT Grover was bitten by a radioactive spider to become SpiderMuppet. Mr. Johnson was bitten by a retarded muppet in a constume to become dead.

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That did the trick!

After failing to Kill someone when he dropped a penny from the Empire State Building, Grover celebrates when a sack of rocks does the trick.
After failing to Kill someone when he dropped a penny from the Empire State Building, Grover celebrates when a sack of rocks does the trick.

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The sad realization

BMW.TV Cookie Monster's dream of being an Uber driver is quickly shattered by the realization that everyone in his world lives on the same f------ street.
BMW.TV Cookie Monster's dream of being an Uber driver is quickly shattered by the realization that everyone in his world lives on the same f------ street.

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So he used literally corretly...

Bert was not ioking when he told Ernie he was going to "literally hit him with a f------ piano if he woke him up for some menial b------- one more time"
Bert was not ioking when he told Ernie he was going to "literally hit him with a f------ piano if he woke him up for some menial b------- one more time"

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They will become the highest wizards in the world

Ernie teaches Bert and Elmo a spell that can get them all the weed they want
Ernie teaches Bert and Elmo a spell that can get them all the weed they want

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His midnight drive

The Count decides to do laps around the block to annoy the neighbors.
The Count decides to do laps around the block to annoy the neighbors.

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Their thoughts on Sonic forces

NO lit This is what Ernie and Bert think of the character customization in Sonic forces.
NO lit This is what Ernie and Bert think of the character customization in Sonic forces.

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Bert could only scream in terror.

As punishment for all of his crimes Elmo is banished to the realms of shadow and dispear. But before beeing sucked through the Elmo takes Bert with him.
As punishment for all of his crimes Elmo is banished to the realms of shadow and dispear. But before beeing sucked through the Elmo takes Bert with him.

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Ernie spreads his killing knowledge.

9 Ernie shows Cookie monster h---------- unborn chicks
9 Ernie shows Cookie monster h---------- unborn chicks

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He needed the money!

Beeker tries to s--- out the crystal meth he had to hide from airport security
Beeker tries to s--- out the crystal meth he had to hide from airport security

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I Have to work two Jobs!

SESAME STREET OT Grover didn't understand why Mr. Johnson was so upset... He had always said he had wanted his wife to be cremated. Granted, Mr. Johnson had probably meant for it to be done in an actual crematorium, not just Grover's restaurant.
SESAME STREET OT Grover didn't understand why Mr. Johnson was so upset... He had always said he had wanted his wife to be cremated. Granted, Mr. Johnson had probably meant for it to be done in an actual crematorium, not just Grover's restaurant.

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Elmo's Qualified!

The third, and most qualified, White House communications director of Trump's presidency gives his first press briefing
The third, and most qualified, White House communications director of Trump's presidency gives his first press briefing

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This visit will be your last

AVISIT TO THE CTW SESAME STREET HOSPITAL FEATURING JIM HENSON'S SESAME STREET MUPPETS A Random House PICTUREBACK Yep, you're f------ screwed.
AVISIT TO THE CTW SESAME STREET HOSPITAL FEATURING JIM HENSON'S SESAME STREET MUPPETS A Random House PICTUREBACK Yep, you're f------ screwed.

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Elmo

First comes shock, then horror. When that passes, most take a silent, sadistic glee in their work. After a while, it's just a job, a chore, done for money or ideology. The cruelest fate is to die by the hands of an apathetic tool, rather than in a throe of passion
First comes shock, then horror. When that passes, most take a silent, sadistic glee in their work. After a while, it's just a job, a chore, done for money or ideology. The cruelest fate is to die by the hands of an apathetic tool, rather than in a throe of passion

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"I Know why the Big Bird sings"

A look of sheer terror spreads across Maya Angelou's face as she realizes what baby Natasha's first word is about to be
A look of sheer terror spreads across Maya Angelou's face as she realizes what baby Natasha's first word is about to be

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We've got an addiction!

Desperately needing money for crack, Elmo and Telly ask some neighbourhood kids to help them steal the blind man's piano which they plan on pawing in Chinatown.
Desperately needing money for crack, Elmo and Telly ask some neighbourhood kids to help them steal the blind man's piano which they plan on pawing in Chinatown.

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Where's My Money?

The Count prepares to beat the absolute s--- out of Cookie Monster for not having paid back the money he borrowed for his rent bill 5 0
The Count prepares to beat the absolute s--- out of Cookie Monster for not having paid back the money he borrowed for his rent bill 5 0

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Bad Trip! Bad Trip!

It wasn't the f------ LSD. They were all seeing this s---.
It wasn't the f------ LSD. They were all seeing this s---.

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