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Bryan Johnson’s "I Injected Botox Into My Penis" Tweet refers to a post made on X / Twitter by Bryan Johnson, a wealthy tech founder seeking to live forever. Johnson has engaged and publicly promoted a series of extreme health protocols to reverse his physical aging process, which made him a frequent topic of discussion on social media in the 2020s. Following his tweet in late January 2024, users deployed screenshots of Johnson's tweet about his botox injection as a reaction image in memes and jokes online.

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On January 31st, 2024, Bryan Johnson made a post (seen below) on X in which he listed the supposed benefits of injecting his penis with Botox, receiving over 2,000 likes and over 1,000 reposts in just over 22 hours.^[1]

$Zero/dd @bryan_johnson linjected Botox into my penis. It increases penis length by 1 cm. It also improves: + erection hardness + peak systolic velocity + end diastolic velocity + sexual health satisfaction Therapy was built on a double-blind randomized placebo-controlled prospective comparative study conducted involving 70 patients with ED refractory to PDE5ls. My penile function is optimal (EHS 4/4 and IIEF 25/25). We are testing whether an intervention that showed positive outcomes with ED will enhance performance. : This therapy is normally reserved for those that do not respond to PDE5is and shockwave. However there is some theoretical basis that it may enhance the tissue rejuvenation effects of shockwave therapy, otherwise by itself it has unclear long term safety or efficacy.$

Process: + A tourniquet was applied at the base of the penis, the treatment dose (100 units of BONT-A in 2 ml of saline) was distributed along 4 points, right and left distal and proximal shaft using a 23G insulin syringe. + The solution was injected into 4 different injection sites 1 inch proximal to corona and 1 inch distal to pubo-penile junction at right and left cavernosa, respectively. Following injection, a fine massage was applied to the injection sites for 5 min and the band was removed after 20 min. POST TREATMENT 11:20 AM Jan 31, 2024 1.1M Views 615 1K BEFORE 2K AFTER 21 1.1K 53 יווה (→

Previously, Johnson posted about undergoing below the belt electroshock treatments in August 2023. The botox injection in early 2024 was part of a larger process of purportedly optimizing his entire body.

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Posters on X took the opportunity to comment on Bryan Johnson's bodily enhancements, using it as a reaction image to describe their actions in different situations. For example, on January 31st, 2024, X user @nikitabier (seen below, left) used it to describe his response to drinking, earning over 1,500 likes in a day.^[2] That same day, X user @comradeflirty (seen below, right) joked about the phrase by turning it into a rhyme, earning over 140 likes in a day.^[3]

Karen, Esq. @comradeflirty Roses are red Women are from Venus Zero /dd> @bryan_johnson I injected Botox into my penis. 4 11:40 AM Jan 31, 2024 5,957 Views 19 144 □ : (→

On Reddit, community members of /r/blueprint_, a subreddit devoted to discussing Johnson's longevity project, discussed the situation on January 31st in a post thread that received over 50 upvotes and 70 comments in a day (shown below).^[4]

Glass_Mango_229 · 18 hr. ago Something is guaranteed to go pretty aggressively wrong with Bryan. He is essentially practicing an extreme sport. I'd need a lot more than one study before I injected much of anything into my penis. 100 ↓ Reply ↑ Share Mustardis Decent 17 hr. ago We'll see who's having the last laugh when his peak penile systolic velocity (?) Is two standard deviations above yours. You'll feel like a fool with your normal functioning penis and "happy" sex life when he's strutting around with Version 2.0. 52 Reply ↑ Share

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Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling Nobody: Absolutely no one: Bryan Johnson: I injected Botox into my penis. 81 Zero /dd @bryan_johnson 2:03 PM Jan 31, 2024 126.4K Views ● 31 715 33 ↑

deepfates @deepfates me as soon as the airplane takes off: IF Zero /dd @bryan_johnson I injected Botox into my penis. 4 8:24 PM Jan 31, 2024 · 3,370 Views 27 88 4 ↑

Packy McCormick @packyM Eenie meenie miney menis Translated from Estonian by Google Eenie meenie miney menis Zero/dd @bryan_johnson I injected Botox into my penis. 14 8:04 PM - Jan 31, 2024 from Brooklyn, NY - 9,926 Views 27 48 1 : 企 (→

O Jason Levin (@iamjasonlevin... Content Hacker. I write about social media marketing to 10k nerds • Autho... now Humbled and honored to announce Zero /dd> @bryan_johnson I injected Botox into my penis. It increases penis length by 1 cm. Like Comment Repost Send

Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R Blue checks in 2020: Follow for more breaking news from verified sources Blue checks in 2024: Zero /dd @bryan_johnson I injected Botox into my penis. It increases penis length by 1 cm. It also improves: + erection hardnese 11:51 AM Jan 31, 2024 8,388 Views 4 [ 17 303 Follow 00 : (→

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^[1] X – @bryan_johnson

^[2] X – @ nikitabier

^[3] X – @comradeflirty

^[4] Reddit – /r/blueprint_

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Dr. Cam Maximus @DrCamRx Unpopular Opinion: Longevity Soyfluencers are an ironic PsyOps to make anxious people die faster. Zero /dd @bryan_johnson I injected Botox into my penis. 4 7:29 PM Jan 31, 2024 1,441 Views 27 13 口 : 企 (→

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