Bryan Johnson Comparing Nighttime Erections With His Son
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Bryan Johnson Comparing Nighttime Erections With His Son refers to a viral post by American tech entrepreneur and multi-millionaire Bryan Johnson from late January 2025 in which he talks about using an app to compare his nighttime erections with his 19-year-old son Talmage Johnson. Johnson tracks metrics like nighttime erections as part of his ongoing mission to extend natural lifespan and reverse aging with unconventional techniques. Following his post about the nightly erections, the tweet garnered numerous reactions as people perceived it as weird and humorous, spawning many memes referencing it in the following days.
Origin
On January 22nd, 2025, American tech entrepreneur and multi-millionaire Bryan Johnson made a viral post on his X / Twitter[1] account in which he talked about using an app to compare his nighttime erections with his 19-year-old son Talmage Johnson. Bryan Johnson gathered over 13,000 likes and 9,000 retweets in two days on the tweet.
After X[2] user @michaeltastad questioned whether it was appropriate to share such personal information about his son that same day, Talmage Johnson[3] replied, "I excitedly proposed it." Talmage later quoted[4] his father's post, writing, "I'm grateful for the way my dad has raised me," gathering over 3,000 likes in two days.
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Several internet users reacted to the post with confusion, highlighting the absurdity of the scenario. On January 22nd, 2025, X[6] user @realteaemoji posted a Are Ya Winning Son meme, edited to read, "Are ya hard son?" The post gathered over 53,000 likes in two days.
Also on January 22nd, X[7] user @autogynefiles quoted the post, writing, "Don’t gatekeep 🙏🏻 What program do you use to track this data? I’m sick of manually monitoring my son’s nighttime erections," and gathering over 14,000 likes in two days.
X[5] user @DissidentSoaps quoted the post on January 23rd, 2025, with an It's Goofy Time meme showing Johnson barging into a room and demanding to measure his son's "hog." The post gathered over 149,000 likes in a day.
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[1] Twitter / X – bryan_johnson
[2] Twitter / X – michaeltastad
[3] Twitter / X – talmagejohnson_
[4] Twitter / X – talmagejohnson_
[5] Twitter / X – DissidentSoaps
[6] Twitter / X – realteaemoji
[7] Twitter – autogynefiles
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