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You've done it now, Leon. I have given you chance, after chance, after chance to go to my sister, rail her like she's never been railed before, and preserve the Redfield lineage. But you had to fight me every step of the way. Meanwhile you couldn't so much as reply to a single goddamn email from Claire. You've broken her patience, Leon. She's not going to wait for you anymore, and I can't stop her. I'm scared of what she might do to anyone who gets in her way now. Claire's coming for you herself now, Leon. And she WILL find you. When she does, you'll have one last chance to make things right. For your sake, make the smart decision. She won't be as reasonable as l've been.... Good luck pal.

You've done it now, Leon. I have given you chance, after chance, after chance to go to my sister, rail her like she's never been railed before, and preserve the Redfield lineage. But you had to fight me every step of the way. Meanwhile you couldn't so much as reply to a single goddamn email from Claire. You've broken her patience, Leon. She's not going to wait for you anymore, and I can't stop her. I'm scared of what she might do to anyone who gets in her way now. Claire's coming for you herself now, Leon. And she WILL find you. When she does, you'll have one last chance to make things right. For your sake, make the smart decision. She won't be as reasonable as l've been.... Good luck pal.

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Pull My Devil Trigger

O Anonymous 02/04/19(Mon)18:23:37 No.449563757 File: FRUSTRATION.jpg (362 KB, 1920x1080) >>449564798 >>449568725 >>449569012 MOVE FAST LEON DON'T BE SLOW TAKE YOUR D--- OUT, TIME TO GOO CLAIRE CAN'T SEEM TO CONTROL THE CRUSH SHE HAS ON YOU DITCH THE CHINK FAST, SHE'S NOT WORTH THIS YELLOW FEVER, THAT'S ALL IT IS RED HOT DESIRE SHE JUST CAN'T RESIST ALL THESE HORMONES INSIDE HER ALL OF THESE FANTASIES INSIDE OF HER HEAD BLINDING HER SIGHT IN A CURTAIN OF RED MENOPAUSE IS GETTING BIGGER BANG BANG BANG LEON F--- MY SISTER

O Anonymous 02/04/19(Mon)18:23:37 No.449563757 File: FRUSTRATION.jpg (362 KB, 1920x1080) >>449564798 >>449568725 >>449569012 MOVE FAST LEON DON'T BE SLOW TAKE YOUR D--- OUT, TIME TO GOO CLAIRE CAN'T SEEM TO CONTROL THE CRUSH SHE HAS ON YOU DITCH THE CHINK FAST, SHE'S NOT WORTH THIS YELLOW FEVER, THAT'S ALL IT IS RED HOT DESIRE SHE JUST CAN'T RESIST ALL THESE HORMONES INSIDE HER ALL OF THESE FANTASIES INSIDE OF HER HEAD BLINDING HER SIGHT IN A CURTAIN OF RED MENOPAUSE IS GETTING BIGGER BANG BANG BANG LEON F--- MY SISTER

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LEON

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Jumping in on the bloodline meme before it dies

I really need you to f-- my sister

I really need you to f-- my sister

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Give up your sacred seed

Doctor... Our bloodline is dying, and you're hope. Please. You MUST impregnate only our my sister.

Doctor... Our bloodline is dying, and you're hope. Please. You MUST impregnate only our my sister.

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The call

DUE TO CHRIS' SO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WATCH IT! IT'S CLAIRE'S FAVORITE MOVIE! INSISTENCE, LEON HAS BEEN STUCK IN A COFFEE SHOP LISTENING TO HIM TALK ABOUT HIS SISTER CLAIRE FOR THE PAST 30 MINUTES. SEE

DUE TO CHRIS' SO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WATCH IT! IT'S CLAIRE'S FAVORITE MOVIE! INSISTENCE, LEON HAS BEEN STUCK IN A COFFEE SHOP LISTENING TO HIM TALK ABOUT HIS SISTER CLAIRE FOR THE PAST 30 MINUTES. SEE

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LEON PLEASE

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LEON PLEASE

LEON PLEASE MY SISTERS OVARIES ARE DRYING UP SHE OWNS AT LEAST 3 CATS ONE OF THEM IS NAMED "ALBERT WISKERS" PLEASE LEON YOU NEED TO F--- MY SISTER, CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE

LEON PLEASE MY SISTERS OVARIES ARE DRYING UP SHE OWNS AT LEAST 3 CATS ONE OF THEM IS NAMED "ALBERT WISKERS" PLEASE LEON YOU NEED TO F--- MY SISTER, CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE

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Redfield Family Reunion

U Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:05:47 No.448649679 >>448650182 >>448650253 >>448650371 >>448646596 >Redfield family reunion >Their distant relatives come to visit once or twice a year >It's always the same thing >Claire sits at Chris's side on the table >Uncle Norris asks how life is >Chris says things are going good, Claire just graduated from special ed. homeschool >He's a hardworking man who's only worried about providing for his little sister and protecting her >All he ever wished for is to see her happy >Dinner is served >It's italian food >Claire has to eat with a spoon because she doesn't know how to properly use >Aunt Rose asks if she has found a boyfriend yet >Expects to hear a "no", as always >Claire replies with "y-yes" >Everyone is surprised >"I-it's that guy that escaped from C-cocoon with me. He's very nice a-and his smile makes me h-happy" >Every Redfield in the room is in a state of pure shock >Good ol cousin Cletus asks where he is and why Claire didn't bring him >"W-well, u-uhh. I-i. >Claire starts sobbing >Spills all the spaghetti she was eating over herself >Also drops her grape juice all over her dress (she's not allowed to drink wine or alcohol in general) >Gets up and runs to her room >All relatives except Chris start laughing >Chris goes to check on her >She's playing mom with her legos >Starts slowly falling asleep right there >Chris carries her to bed, puts a blanket over her and whispers good night >Goes to his room >Pours a cup of whiskey and cries while drinking it until he passes out fork Yeah.. That would've been one helluva first date, though. O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:11:57 No.448650371 - >>448651319 O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:19:40 No.448651319 >>448651502 >>448649679 >Meanwhile, on the other side of the country >>448650371 >Drunk Leon crashes the family reunion demanding Claire to put on the red dress and wear the wig >Leon is alone in a bar at 3AM >Sipping from his glass of vodka. He's been feeling slavic as of recently >Ada just abandoned him halfway through a romantic encounter >The bartender asks him when is he gonna stop >"When this is all over. When i can settle down." >"So you wanna have a family?" >"You know, i think i felt like i had a family once." >A brief memory of Claire and Sherry smiling at him crosses his mind >Leon puts down his cup >Looks up at the ceiling >Lets out a scream at the top of his lungs >"AAAAAAAAAAADDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:21:18 No.448651502 >>448651934 >>448652025 >>448651319 >he keeps calling her ada O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:25:12 No.448651934 >>448651502 >Slav bartender follows Leon and wants him to marry his daughter, as compensation for suplexing the entire bar along with a bunch of slav gangsters O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16.26:03 No.448652025 >>448652302 >>448652312 >>448652334 >>448651502 >Her family watch in horror as Leon take her to the room and keep screaming "SQUINT YOU EYES MORE" >But somehow deep down they know this might be the best Claire can get Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:28:18 No.448652302 >>448653159 >>448652025 >meanwhile Chris keeps coming up with wilder stories to explain and downplay the whole affair to his family >"N-nah, Ada is just. a nickname for Claire" O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:28:23 No.448652312 >>448652025 >Stop muttering and stuttering, say it with confidence and in a more sly, sexual tone! O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:28:32 No.448652334 >>448652025 >OH LEON DON'T STOP >WHAT? WHAT THE F--- DID YOU JUST SAY? >-H SAID REON >THAT'S F------ BETTER O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:36:21 No.448653159 >>448653436 >>448652302 >Just as Chris explain this Leon scream "CALL ME GAIJIN RICE CHASER YOU CHINK W----" Leon!? R.P.D. Yeah, you have no idea Leon!

U Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:05:47 No.448649679 >>448650182 >>448650253 >>448650371 >>448646596 >Redfield family reunion >Their distant relatives come to visit once or twice a year >It's always the same thing >Claire sits at Chris's side on the table >Uncle Norris asks how life is >Chris says things are going good, Claire just graduated from special ed. homeschool >He's a hardworking man who's only worried about providing for his little sister and protecting her >All he ever wished for is to see her happy >Dinner is served >It's italian food >Claire has to eat with a spoon because she doesn't know how to properly use >Aunt Rose asks if she has found a boyfriend yet >Expects to hear a "no", as always >Claire replies with "y-yes" >Everyone is surprised >"I-it's that guy that escaped from C-cocoon with me. He's very nice a-and his smile makes me h-happy" >Every Redfield in the room is in a state of pure shock >Good ol cousin Cletus asks where he is and why Claire didn't bring him >"W-well, u-uhh. I-i. >Claire starts sobbing >Spills all the spaghetti she was eating over herself >Also drops her grape juice all over her dress (she's not allowed to drink wine or alcohol in general) >Gets up and runs to her room >All relatives except Chris start laughing >Chris goes to check on her >She's playing mom with her legos >Starts slowly falling asleep right there >Chris carries her to bed, puts a blanket over her and whispers good night >Goes to his room >Pours a cup of whiskey and cries while drinking it until he passes out fork Yeah.. That would've been one helluva first date, though. O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:11:57 No.448650371 - >>448651319 O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:19:40 No.448651319 >>448651502 >>448649679 >Meanwhile, on the other side of the country >>448650371 >Drunk Leon crashes the family reunion demanding Claire to put on the red dress and wear the wig >Leon is alone in a bar at 3AM >Sipping from his glass of vodka. He's been feeling slavic as of recently >Ada just abandoned him halfway through a romantic encounter >The bartender asks him when is he gonna stop >"When this is all over. When i can settle down." >"So you wanna have a family?" >"You know, i think i felt like i had a family once." >A brief memory of Claire and Sherry smiling at him crosses his mind >Leon puts down his cup >Looks up at the ceiling >Lets out a scream at the top of his lungs >"AAAAAAAAAAADDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:21:18 No.448651502 >>448651934 >>448652025 >>448651319 >he keeps calling her ada O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:25:12 No.448651934 >>448651502 >Slav bartender follows Leon and wants him to marry his daughter, as compensation for suplexing the entire bar along with a bunch of slav gangsters O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16.26:03 No.448652025 >>448652302 >>448652312 >>448652334 >>448651502 >Her family watch in horror as Leon take her to the room and keep screaming "SQUINT YOU EYES MORE" >But somehow deep down they know this might be the best Claire can get Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:28:18 No.448652302 >>448653159 >>448652025 >meanwhile Chris keeps coming up with wilder stories to explain and downplay the whole affair to his family >"N-nah, Ada is just. a nickname for Claire" O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:28:23 No.448652312 >>448652025 >Stop muttering and stuttering, say it with confidence and in a more sly, sexual tone! O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:28:32 No.448652334 >>448652025 >OH LEON DON'T STOP >WHAT? WHAT THE F--- DID YOU JUST SAY? >-H SAID REON >THAT'S F------ BETTER O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:36:21 No.448653159 >>448653436 >>448652302 >Just as Chris explain this Leon scream "CALL ME GAIJIN RICE CHASER YOU CHINK W----" Leon!? R.P.D. Yeah, you have no idea Leon!

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SHULK PLEASE

ScruffyTurtles (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) @ScruffyTurtles SHULK PLEASE MY SISTERS OVARIES ARE DRYING UP SHES FRIENDS WITH AT LEAST 4 OF RIKIS CHILDREN PLEASE SHULK YOU NEED TO F--- MY SISTER CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE SHULK-- 2:58 AM · Jun 16, 2020 · Twitter Web App

ScruffyTurtles (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) @ScruffyTurtles SHULK PLEASE MY SISTERS OVARIES ARE DRYING UP SHES FRIENDS WITH AT LEAST 4 OF RIKIS CHILDREN PLEASE SHULK YOU NEED TO F--- MY SISTER CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE SHULK-- 2:58 AM · Jun 16, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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1574818513254.png 753 KB PNG YOUR REFUSAL TO F--- MY SISTER HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH LEON AND NOW YOU MUST PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE

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LEON FAILED ME ETHAN.

Jimothy @JumblyJim LEON FAILED ME ETHAN. YOU MUST CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE NOW. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR WIFE. 5:06 PM · Jun 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App

Jimothy @JumblyJim LEON FAILED ME ETHAN. YOU MUST CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE NOW. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR WIFE. 5:06 PM · Jun 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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LISTEN UP, ETHAN. THERE'S THIS GUY NAMED LEON I NEED YOU TO FIND.

Mom @truongasm LISTEN UP, ETHAN. THERE'S THIS GUY NAMED LEON I NEED YOU TO FIND. AND SO HELP ME GOD, YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME IMPREGNATE MY SISTER. Traducir Tweet 4:04 p. m. · 11 jun. 2020 · Twitter Web App

Mom @truongasm LISTEN UP, ETHAN. THERE'S THIS GUY NAMED LEON I NEED YOU TO FIND. AND SO HELP ME GOD, YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME IMPREGNATE MY SISTER. Traducir Tweet 4:04 p. m. · 11 jun. 2020 · Twitter Web App

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