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lordcullen when the king brags about his beautiful wife at dinner and you heard in confession which knight she's sleeping with

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Dani Follow 10x90 The bible makes me so horny. I wish I could've sucked Jesus' d--- while he was helpless on the cross Reply Retweet ★Favorite More 124 RETWEETSFAVORITES 258 PM-8 Sep 13 dad-official would say you need Jesus but I don't want him anywhere near you

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carthief literally what compelled somebody to make this jacmirie the power of christ

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The Newest Testament Presents: TEI BIBLE2 VOLUME 1: HAIL TO THE KING OF THE JEWS, BABY

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If you don't teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them evolution, sexuality psychology, witchcraft de bear-eggs geekandmisand Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time #Team Satan Can satan come teach a class at my school

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i think that my favorite thing to happen in art history is when a guy made a lucifer statue that was too hot for church so they commissioned his brother who made an even hotter one

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When you told them to be the salt of the earth but they choose to be salty to everyone on earth instead litcath

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I WANT TO BE SO FULL OF CHRIST THAT WHEN A MOSQUITO BITES ME HE FLIES AWAY SINGING THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD slihgtlydyslexic foreverangells Church is weird if there was a christian side of tumblr this is what their text posts would look like

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kramergate ive seen a lot of unintentionally VERY funny interpretations of Cain & Abel but them as a couple of mid-1950s schoolyard boys having a "WHY cain: WHY IOUGHTA- narrators voice: And he did, moments later.

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This isn't a THIS is a satanic cross. satanic cross. Now stop trying to be edgy you hipster t---- blue-veins pholotinshep: antisociallysplendid: mrsmoonbear amberflamesesoterica glitchy-witch I feel like I should fact check this just in case... It's absolutely correct. The one on the left is St. Peter's Cross. The one on the right is the Satanic Cross. THANK YOU Why does the satanic cross look like a roller coaster loopty loop? The ride to hell is a twirly one Look, Satan; no hands! i want that on a shirt

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Anonymous asked: What do angels actually look like per the bible? glitterbomb-goblinking the-unreadable-book: musiqchildoo7: Well, according to Ezokiel a they might look something like this... According to Daniel 1o something like his. According to Isaiah In Ezediel 10... Again in Ezelel 1o... Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to deseribe what they saw when they saw an angel...they run into the end of their imagination... they car never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, lat alone being able to describa it to somaone else. REAL Yeah, that's usually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible Theres a good reason why angels' standard greeting is Do not be afraid I used to listen to this radio show and one thing I remembar because it was so funny was a Christmas special where an angal showed up to tell the shepherda about the birth ofChrist. The conversations went: Angel: FEAR NOT. Angel: ISAID FEAR NOT." Shepherds: screaming LOUDER Angel: WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?

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Fun game: cdrshiphard jfreeman sxeli tangleofrainbows sxeli: sxeli Replace "Father" in Christian texts with "Daddy" "Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name" "forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned" "But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. Matthew 6:6" blocked blocked blocked youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin Matt 5:2 The people were

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Look bro, I made you this lady. You gotta stop f------ that tiger, ok?

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ile: 13906 (35 KB, 254x300, scribe2.jpg) Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri)19:10 UTC-5 No.29757715 Replies: 2975831529758618>29758664 2975919329760485 29760622 2976081829760899 297 29761055 29761087 29762176 >Be Irish monk >Spend childhood learning to read and write >Love books and knowledge, particularly the Ancient Greek authors (why is Plutarch so based?) Spend most of my life copying F------ Vikings attack >Run away carrying all the books I can Find new monastery, start all >Have to trek all the way to Rome to get copies of burned books >Beaten and robbed by bandits on the way, left for dead >Fall sick >Spend months in a farmers cottage healing >Get on ship >Ship attacked by more Vikings (why do people today idolize these assholes?) >Spend year as a slave books by hand over again 50 >Escape, continue on to Rome >Spend months petitioning the Pope to give me copies of the lost books >Start back home >Almost drowned in a storm on the way back >Attacked by bandits again >Almost killed >This time am saved by a local king, still I almost s--- myself >Get back to monastery >Spend the rest of life copying books so future generations will have the knowledge 1500 year later >Be in heaven >Look down to see what happening >See fedora-f--- writing "Oh if only the Church had never existed society would be so much more advanced because of how hard they worked to burn books and destroy knowledge." Yes if there were no Christianity we'd be in space age society by now, f--- those guys." >mfw

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eveRYBoDY Go PLAY I'm BAcK 50 SOON? GUESS iT WAS TIME TO LEAVE YES, I 6UETHAT SOUNDS pip Tov STILL /wHILE I FINISH MAKING DINNER IT WAS. 8VT ALL ABOUT iT HAVE FUN? So MUCH FuN I HA0 THESE AWESOME FRIENDS AND THERE WAS THiS GiRL AND WE HAD KiDs AND ONE TimE WE DROVE ALL THE WAY To CALIFORNIA AND uHA AREY ( eVerY1HING! WE HAVING? wow! is SOMEBODY YUP. 등11 comiN6 oveR FOR DINNER? EVeRYBoDY.

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UNLINELY TH READ THE BILE TO And the Lord said: "S---, Ive made a wasp! 怼. humanitiesstrongest-levi cylonapplepie: unlikely things to read in the bible There will never be a time where I wont reblog this

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Today at 9:24am Hi, looking for advice. I have just moved next door to an orthodox church, built around 700AD and, quite frankly, the noise of the church beils are stopping me from having a lie in on a Sunday morning I'm an atheist, and I find this very selfish and annoying. Does anyone know if I can complain to the Council to stop this annoyance and be able to have a well earned lazy Sunday morning? Ive spoken to the priest, who just laughed in my face (rude). Thanks in advance O Like Comment Share Yes it's Sunday ancient church bells woke me up again

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Woman in the 16th century komo AUTOM Church

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