Derek

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On Sunday, September 18th, 2011, An anonymous member of 4chan's famous board known as /b/ posted the first of many stories about his days working in target, and his customer named derek.

This meme instantly took off, and had many /b/ros crying tears of laughter.

Examples of this meme can be found here: http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2628980/Derekbro/

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Derekbro l9Ty9T8TBF6 09/18/11 (Sun)16:36:06 No.354079439 Θ í Anonymous 09/18/11 (Sun)15:53:32 No.354073864曰 Derek #1 Work at Target Every so often a retard comes in, his name is Derek Cool guy retard, knows he's special and uses it to get things, god tier tard Comes in with his handler >15 minutes later comes up to my checkout with diapers, diet coke, chewing gum, sellotape and a season of House on DVD >look him straight in the eyes >"Hello derek." > He hi-5's me, I check his goods out >"Got a good evening planned?" "Yes sir." > walks off More derek for the masses >HEY DERP >Look over, Derek is in the queue >about 5 people before him, have massive conversation with him about video games while serving the people >one of them asks to see my manager because of my inadequate service tell derekbro to calm down, i see him ready to shout >manager comes over, listens to the woman's complaint >sees derek turns to me and says 'keep up the good work >HEY MANAGER MAN >derek hi-5's my manager >woman is bitter as f--- I have more Derek if people want more Derek. Derekbro!9Ty9T8TBF6 09/18/11 (Sun)16:25:31 No.354077924曰 ! Anonymous 09/18/11 (Sun) 16:02:57 No.354075024曰 More Derekbrotard from the original derek poster More Derek. Working, regular day, as you do Derek walks up to me, just buying some chewing gum >"Derek, where's your handler?" >"Oh, he's gone away." >Be puzzled, serve derek nonetheless >Derek walks out cool as a tard can >20 minutes later his handler runs in, recognises me, says "HAVE YOU SEEN DEREK l say yeah, he just bought some chewing gum "OH GOD" >He runs out of the store, do not see derek for a couple of weeks >See derek with handler, asked what happened >Derek giggles, his handler says he was putting the chewing gum on a girl he liked's door because he liked her >Strain to resist laughing, serve derek >Near end of shift, 30 minutes to go til end of day >Old woman walks up, brings item without a barcode, call for price check >Manager walks over for the price check, unusual but whatever, check the item through >Old woman throws an absolute BITCH FIT, telling me how I am the worst employee and have no manners in my service with my manager right next to me "HEY! You shut up! Derp is the best sale man, he's really nice and smiles at me!" >Look at queue, Derek is there, hero of the day >Old woman has fury on her face, Manager is smiling >"Hello Derek." >Derek iS buying wooden curtain rod, petroleum jelly and toilet paper >Do not ask questions, smile at Derek, treat like amazing child "Derp is a really good worker, you should keep him!" >Thanks to Derek I got a pay rise ! Anonymous 09/18/11 (Sun) 16:09:38 No.35407581 7曰 More Derekbrotard >Graveyard shift, 11pm at night >Derek sprints into the store Man follows him, assume he is his new handler >Derek runs to me and hugs me >Handler shouts "DEREK GET OFF THAT MAN" >Derek shouts "NO DERP IS MY FRIEND" and runs out of the store after giving me a big kiss on the cheek >Handler chases after him >Best night shift ever

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