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Human Mullet

Sarah Watson SarahWatson42 Followv Her undersized bosom did not suggest the surprise that on the other side of her was a sizable ass. He began to think of her body a a mullet. She was business in the front and a party in the back. Jonathan Franzia. @whitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would
Sarah Watson SarahWatson42 Followv Her undersized bosom did not suggest the surprise that on the other side of her was a sizable ass. He began to think of her body a a mullet. She was business in the front and a party in the back. Jonathan Franzia. @whitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would

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A boob maze

Shannon Coulter . @shannoncoulter Follow Her breasts were like two scoops of vanilla ice cream covering the maze of her inside parts. She had a face too, he thought, but it kept speaking. Jonathan Franzia Ф @whitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would
Shannon Coulter . @shannoncoulter Follow Her breasts were like two scoops of vanilla ice cream covering the maze of her inside parts. She had a face too, he thought, but it kept speaking. Jonathan Franzia Ф @whitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would

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She can Sports

Jashvina Shah @icehockeystick Follow "She wasn't like other girls she liked sports and could explain the rules just as good as any other guy." 35 Jonathan Franzia@whitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would 5:14 AM-3 Apr 2018
Jashvina Shah @icehockeystick Follow "She wasn't like other girls she liked sports and could explain the rules just as good as any other guy." 35 Jonathan Franzia@whitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would 5:14 AM-3 Apr 2018

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Lopsided Boobies

Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr Followv Her breasts were lopsided, one was shy while the other looked you straight in the eye Jonathan Franzia@whitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would
Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr Followv Her breasts were lopsided, one was shy while the other looked you straight in the eye Jonathan Franzia@whitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would

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A much thinner woman

Maeve Marsden @maevemarsden Follow Opinionated, loud and bafflingly disinterested in anything I had to say, she had the confidence of a much thinner woman. Jonathan Franzia@whitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would
Maeve Marsden @maevemarsden Follow Opinionated, loud and bafflingly disinterested in anything I had to say, she had the confidence of a much thinner woman. Jonathan Franzia@whitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would

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Where Are You From?

Vanessa Salkova @thetsarina Follow Replying to @whitneyarner @kateleth Despite her round face, the only thing sitting higher than her breasts were her cheek bones. Eastern European, no doubt. He approached her. "Where are you from?" "New Jersey" He smirked, and asked the question that would surely endear him to her forever. "No. Before that." 5:46 PM - 1 Apr 2018
Vanessa Salkova @thetsarina Follow Replying to @whitneyarner @kateleth Despite her round face, the only thing sitting higher than her breasts were her cheek bones. Eastern European, no doubt. He approached her. "Where are you from?" "New Jersey" He smirked, and asked the question that would surely endear him to her forever. "No. Before that." 5:46 PM - 1 Apr 2018

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Chuck

Chuck L Finley @TARDIS_Junkie Follow Replying to @whitneyarner @kateleth This concerns me deeply; I want to get into writing--had this story rattling in my head for years--but this makes me feel like I don't dare try writing female characters. 12:43 PM - 2 Apr 2018
Chuck L Finley @TARDIS_Junkie Follow Replying to @whitneyarner @kateleth This concerns me deeply; I want to get into writing--had this story rattling in my head for years--but this makes me feel like I don't dare try writing female characters. 12:43 PM - 2 Apr 2018

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Sobering

Robert Webb @arobertwebb Follow This thread is hilarious. And given that my first novel will feature a female protagonist sobering. Am reassured that I haven't yet described Kate Marsden's boobs or said she was 'feisty' Jonathan Frazitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would 1:25 PM - 1 Apr 2018
Robert Webb @arobertwebb Follow This thread is hilarious. And given that my first novel will feature a female protagonist sobering. Am reassured that I haven't yet described Kate Marsden's boobs or said she was 'feisty' Jonathan Frazitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would 1:25 PM - 1 Apr 2018

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Legs

Samantha Shannon @say_shannon Followv She slid her legs into skintight jeans, the better to flaunt their leg-like shape, and strode down a corridor, walking on her legs, which were long. Wow, she thought, my legs are so long. Her breasts jounced their agreement. Jonathan Frazitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would
Samantha Shannon @say_shannon Followv She slid her legs into skintight jeans, the better to flaunt their leg-like shape, and strode down a corridor, walking on her legs, which were long. Wow, she thought, my legs are so long. Her breasts jounced their agreement. Jonathan Frazitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would

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Must Be a Lesbian

Shannon Purser @shannonpurser Follow She had a nice face, I guess, but she was fatter than I usually like in a woman. It didn't stop me from staring at her ass, though. Not much in the cleavage department either. When I asked her to come back to my place, she said no. Must be a lesbian. Jonathan Franzia@whitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would 1:07 AM - 3 Apr 2018
Shannon Purser @shannonpurser Follow She had a nice face, I guess, but she was fatter than I usually like in a woman. It didn't stop me from staring at her ass, though. Not much in the cleavage department either. When I asked her to come back to my place, she said no. Must be a lesbian. Jonathan Franzia@whitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would 1:07 AM - 3 Apr 2018

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The Challenge

Jonathan Franzia Follow @whitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would 3:25 AM - 1 Apr 2018
Jonathan Franzia Follow @whitneyarner Replying to @kateleth new twitter challenge: describe yourself like a male author would 3:25 AM - 1 Apr 2018

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Kateleth

Kate Leth A Follow @kateleth liked to think of myself as busty, but not impure. I had hair so long you'd think it was extensions, but I didn't need earthly enhancements. My cleavage, to be sure, 3:24 AM-1 Apr 2018
Kate Leth A Follow @kateleth liked to think of myself as busty, but not impure. I had hair so long you'd think it was extensions, but I didn't need earthly enhancements. My cleavage, to be sure, 3:24 AM-1 Apr 2018

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Not a Prude, Not a Slut

I blushed on command (standard southern belle trick) and tossed my hair. "Thanks for the welcome." I kept running my finger along the rim of the glass, waiting for him to make the move that I wanted him to make. He kept his eyes on me I could feel them and I could only imagine the thoughts that were running through his head. Naughty thoughts. Thoughts like well, I'm a lady. I'd rather not say. I'm not a prude, mind you. I don't mind the wilder side of life. But tonight, I had other plans.
I blushed on command (standard southern belle trick) and tossed my hair. "Thanks for the welcome." I kept running my finger along the rim of the glass, waiting for him to make the move that I wanted him to make. He kept his eyes on me I could feel them and I could only imagine the thoughts that were running through his head. Naughty thoughts. Thoughts like well, I'm a lady. I'd rather not say. I'm not a prude, mind you. I don't mind the wilder side of life. But tonight, I had other plans.

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Another Quote

Halfway there, I saw it. The Look. The look that told me, "Girl, keep coming and you're going to be in trouble." The look that causes quaking knees in lesser women. But I could handle it. I've seen that look a thousand times, in a thousand bars and clubs and joints, and it always winds up the same way But I played along and threw him a sultry flick of the eyelashes anyway, to reel him in He flashed a smile no, a smirk and I knew he was hooked I appeared at his side close, but not too close and leaned up against the bar, a smile on my lips, as if I were looking to buy a drink. Please. I don't buy drinks for myself. Ever. True to form, the man to my right, the one with the delicious eyes, held up a finger to the bartender as he turned to face me. Without skipping a beat, he looked me up and down and apparently liked what he saw, because he leaned in and spoke above the music.
Halfway there, I saw it. The Look. The look that told me, "Girl, keep coming and you're going to be in trouble." The look that causes quaking knees in lesser women. But I could handle it. I've seen that look a thousand times, in a thousand bars and clubs and joints, and it always winds up the same way But I played along and threw him a sultry flick of the eyelashes anyway, to reel him in He flashed a smile no, a smirk and I knew he was hooked I appeared at his side close, but not too close and leaned up against the bar, a smile on my lips, as if I were looking to buy a drink. Please. I don't buy drinks for myself. Ever. True to form, the man to my right, the one with the delicious eyes, held up a finger to the bartender as he turned to face me. Without skipping a beat, he looked me up and down and apparently liked what he saw, because he leaned in and spoke above the music.

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Male Author Passage

Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz Follow A male author is insisting that he is living proof that it's possible for a male author to write an authentic female protagonist. Here's a quote from his first page. I sauntered over, certain he noticed me. I'm hard to miss, I'd like to think a little tall (but not too tall), a nice set of curves if I do say so myself, pants so impossibly tight that if I had had a credit card in my back pocket you could read the expiration date. The rest of my outfit wasn't that remarkable, just a few old things I had lying around. You know how it is. 7:47 PM -30 Mar 2018 5,949 Retweets 16,590 Likes96
Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz Follow A male author is insisting that he is living proof that it's possible for a male author to write an authentic female protagonist. Here's a quote from his first page. I sauntered over, certain he noticed me. I'm hard to miss, I'd like to think a little tall (but not too tall), a nice set of curves if I do say so myself, pants so impossibly tight that if I had had a credit card in my back pocket you could read the expiration date. The rest of my outfit wasn't that remarkable, just a few old things I had lying around. You know how it is. 7:47 PM -30 Mar 2018 5,949 Retweets 16,590 Likes96

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