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PLATO MAN IS A FEATHERLESS BIPED." DIOGENES l. 211 Are you delusional? Do you suffer from a mental illness?

PLATO MAN IS A FEATHERLESS BIPED." DIOGENES l. 211 Are you delusional? Do you suffer from a mental illness?

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The good life.

Do you ever just live in a giant wine jar and masturbate in public to flex on materialistic n-----?

Do you ever just live in a giant wine jar and masturbate in public to flex on materialistic n-----?

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Diogenes is so much superior than Dio

Thereupon many statesmen and philosophers came to Alexander with their congratulations, and he expected that Diogenes of Sinope also, who was tarrying in Corinth, would do likewise. But since that philosopher took not the slightest notice of Alexander, and continued to enjoy his leisure in the suburb Craneion, Alexander went in person to see him; and he found him lying in the sun. Diogenes raised himself up a little when he saw so many people coming towards him, and fixed his eyes upon Alexander. And when that monarch addressed him with greetings, and asked if he wanted anything, "HINJAKU HINJAKU" Diogenes answered "You think a human could ever fulfill the wishes of DIO. SAMA? MUDA MUDA MUDA!". It is said that Alexander was so struck by this, he exclaimed "NANI?!" / 6

Thereupon many statesmen and philosophers came to Alexander with their congratulations, and he expected that Diogenes of Sinope also, who was tarrying in Corinth, would do likewise. But since that philosopher took not the slightest notice of Alexander, and continued to enjoy his leisure in the suburb Craneion, Alexander went in person to see him; and he found him lying in the sun. Diogenes raised himself up a little when he saw so many people coming towards him, and fixed his eyes upon Alexander. And when that monarch addressed him with greetings, and asked if he wanted anything, "HINJAKU HINJAKU" Diogenes answered "You think a human could ever fulfill the wishes of DIO. SAMA? MUDA MUDA MUDA!". It is said that Alexander was so struck by this, he exclaimed "NANI?!" / 6

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Behold a Man

just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal. maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology- based phylogeny. castiel-for-king "leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about sonneillonv "leans over and whispers back Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst nonlinear-nonsubjective consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming BEHOLD A MAN! Source: just-shower-th.. 150,606 notes

just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal. maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology- based phylogeny. castiel-for-king "leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about sonneillonv "leans over and whispers back Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst nonlinear-nonsubjective consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming BEHOLD A MAN! Source: just-shower-th.. 150,606 notes

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diogenes is the only valid philosopher

thoodleoo studying ancient greek philosophy the expectation: the reality: plato: I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed diogenes: vour mom suck me good and hard thru my iorts

thoodleoo studying ancient greek philosophy the expectation: the reality: plato: I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed diogenes: vour mom suck me good and hard thru my iorts

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Fuck All Philosophy

ratsofftoya f--- all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach ratsofftoya In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face Diogenes of Sinope direct action t-nwo How about just being polite &going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you? ratsofftoya how about you eat my s--- and hain Source: ratsofftoya

ratsofftoya f--- all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach ratsofftoya In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face Diogenes of Sinope direct action t-nwo How about just being polite &going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you? ratsofftoya how about you eat my s--- and hain Source: ratsofftoya

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Quadripedal Animals

librarianarchv: I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as "doggy!" 35 It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any "featherless biped" and Diogenes busted into the Academy with a plucked chicken screaming, "BEHOLD A MAN!" 12

librarianarchv: I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as "doggy!" 35 It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any "featherless biped" and Diogenes busted into the Academy with a plucked chicken screaming, "BEHOLD A MAN!" 12

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Plato is a meme

Anonymous 12/04/18(Tue)21:34:52 No.5763418 Feathers >be Plato >wake up in Greek bathhouse surrounded Biped by drunk, sweaty men jerking off in the open inhale deeply ah veah. Civilization come up with smartest idea in history his is a man 44 KB JPG while watching a squat, hairy man grunting in concentration, assaulting his 3" c--- philosophy.cuneiformtablet rush to public forum >skin is pruny af students there laugh and say my skin looks like a diseased fruit mumble some s--- about man being anything featherless and bipedal mangy looking beggar in piss stained robes saunters up with a naked chicken he f------ plucked a live chicken allmywut.ambrosia sets it on the ground "Behold! Plato's Man!" students start murmuring calling me a dumbasS just stand there. Spaghetti oozing from robes beggar gives crowd a gap toothed cackle f------ Diogenes

Anonymous 12/04/18(Tue)21:34:52 No.5763418 Feathers >be Plato >wake up in Greek bathhouse surrounded Biped by drunk, sweaty men jerking off in the open inhale deeply ah veah. Civilization come up with smartest idea in history his is a man 44 KB JPG while watching a squat, hairy man grunting in concentration, assaulting his 3" c--- philosophy.cuneiformtablet rush to public forum >skin is pruny af students there laugh and say my skin looks like a diseased fruit mumble some s--- about man being anything featherless and bipedal mangy looking beggar in piss stained robes saunters up with a naked chicken he f------ plucked a live chicken allmywut.ambrosia sets it on the ground "Behold! Plato's Man!" students start murmuring calling me a dumbasS just stand there. Spaghetti oozing from robes beggar gives crowd a gap toothed cackle f------ Diogenes

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The great thinkers discuss anime

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Based Diogenes

No.236424158 47 minuti fa 236423661 >Students are in their seats, Plato begins his lecture Suddenly, the door swings open it's Diogenes 25 minutes late to class s"Oh my God Becky, is he holding a dead chicken?" >"Like, is that his lunch or something? >"He's so weird" Diogenes sits at a desk in the back, leaning awkwardly backwards and bouncing his Knee up and down He gets up quickly, knocking his thigh on the desk with a clunk Everybody turns around and looks Plato stops talking Diogenes walks to the front of the class, stumbling part way through "Oh God, not again Diogenes holds up his plucked chicken B-behold, a m-m-man! His voice breaking Eyes roll and audible groans are heard throughout the class Diogenes slams the chicken on the table, it slips off, so he bends down, picks it up, and puts it back on the table >He walks out, masturbating 1 reply

No.236424158 47 minuti fa 236423661 >Students are in their seats, Plato begins his lecture Suddenly, the door swings open it's Diogenes 25 minutes late to class s"Oh my God Becky, is he holding a dead chicken?" >"Like, is that his lunch or something? >"He's so weird" Diogenes sits at a desk in the back, leaning awkwardly backwards and bouncing his Knee up and down He gets up quickly, knocking his thigh on the desk with a clunk Everybody turns around and looks Plato stops talking Diogenes walks to the front of the class, stumbling part way through "Oh God, not again Diogenes holds up his plucked chicken B-behold, a m-m-man! His voice breaking Eyes roll and audible groans are heard throughout the class Diogenes slams the chicken on the table, it slips off, so he bends down, picks it up, and puts it back on the table >He walks out, masturbating 1 reply

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I spent way too much time on this shitty meme

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know the difference Diogenes Dio gene:s

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Anon hates the normies

Anonymous 10/07/18(Sun)01:22:42 No.781670547 >>781 669759 (OP) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes Ancient Greek philosopher Slived in a barrel >public masturbator >theater s------ >Alexander the Great asked him if he would like any favor >said, "yeah, move, you're blocking my sunlight" >he heckled Plato >he was a Cynic--hated the normies He was one of us, maybe the first.

Anonymous 10/07/18(Sun)01:22:42 No.781670547 >>781 669759 (OP) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes Ancient Greek philosopher Slived in a barrel >public masturbator >theater s------ >Alexander the Great asked him if he would like any favor >said, "yeah, move, you're blocking my sunlight" >he heckled Plato >he was a Cynic--hated the normies He was one of us, maybe the first.

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When I grow old, I want to be just like Diogenes

Once upon a time, Bowsette The Smug went to visit Diogenes, The Cynic, in his barrel. She offered him anything his heart desired, For she was rich and hot. Diogenes simply replied, with desdain: "I would like you to step aside. You are blocking the Tsun."

Once upon a time, Bowsette The Smug went to visit Diogenes, The Cynic, in his barrel. She offered him anything his heart desired, For she was rich and hot. Diogenes simply replied, with desdain: "I would like you to step aside. You are blocking the Tsun."

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Alexander meets the Diogenes, 336 B.C

Alexander: "I am Alexander the Great, ruler of Macedonia and Greece, destined to conquer the Persian Empire. Ask me anything, and you shall have it." Diogenes: "I want Konosuba season 3"

Alexander: "I am Alexander the Great, ruler of Macedonia and Greece, destined to conquer the Persian Empire. Ask me anything, and you shall have it." Diogenes: "I want Konosuba season 3"

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A philosophical consent

Are weebs pathetic degenerates who insert Japanese words in their vocabulary even though they don't speak the language? Plato: "Yes" Aristotle:"Yes" Diogenes: "Hai"

Are weebs pathetic degenerates who insert Japanese words in their vocabulary even though they don't speak the language? Plato: "Yes" Aristotle:"Yes" Diogenes: "Hai"

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The millennium old dilemma

Is Taiga a tsundere? Plato: "Ideally, a tsundere is someoneAristotle: "While she's shown to who isn't true to one's feelings. Therefore, Taiga is the ideal tsundere, because she has feelings for Ryuuji Since at least episode three, but doesn't fully acknowledges it until the Christmas episode. Until that epiphany, she slowly turns less and less violent towards him, showcasing her subconscious change in love interest, from infatuation Therefore, she was never a tsundere, to true love. be agressive and impulsive from the very beginning, Taiga is only violent towards Ryuuji and Ami, characters she does not fully trust yet She showcases no violence towards Kitamura, her initial love interest. Later, she slowly turns less violent not only towards Ryuuji but towards all people. but rather, she was a girl with extreme trust and anger issues. Diogenes: "She's still best girl no matter what you idiots say. Flat is justice and her body pillow is comfy'"

Is Taiga a tsundere? Plato: "Ideally, a tsundere is someoneAristotle: "While she's shown to who isn't true to one's feelings. Therefore, Taiga is the ideal tsundere, because she has feelings for Ryuuji Since at least episode three, but doesn't fully acknowledges it until the Christmas episode. Until that epiphany, she slowly turns less and less violent towards him, showcasing her subconscious change in love interest, from infatuation Therefore, she was never a tsundere, to true love. be agressive and impulsive from the very beginning, Taiga is only violent towards Ryuuji and Ami, characters she does not fully trust yet She showcases no violence towards Kitamura, her initial love interest. Later, she slowly turns less violent not only towards Ryuuji but towards all people. but rather, she was a girl with extreme trust and anger issues. Diogenes: "She's still best girl no matter what you idiots say. Flat is justice and her body pillow is comfy'"

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