el·der /ˈeldər/ noun

1. A crypto native who entered the market in 2017 and never left. Distinguished by complete emotional detachment from price action, having survived multiple extinction-level events including but not limited to: the 95% crash of 2018, BitConnect, the ICO massacre, Luna/UST, FTX, and approximately 47 self-inflicted rugs.

2. One who no longer flinches at red candles. Not due to confidence, but because the nervous system stopped responding sometime around 2019.

"You think this is a crash? Ask an Elder."