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"WITHDRAW THE ARMY FIRST, LEAVE ALL THE WEAPONS, AND ONLY THEN EVACUATE THE CIVILIANS. " -SUN TZU, THE ART OF WAR mghe.com
"WITHDRAW THE ARMY FIRST, LEAVE ALL THE WEAPONS, AND ONLY THEN EVACUATE THE CIVILIANS. " -SUN TZU, THE ART OF WAR mghe.com

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Priorities

The top claim is misleading: <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/26/isis-affiliate-iskp-is-prime-suspect-for-kabul-airport-suicide-bomb">a local branch of ISIS claimed responsibility for the suicide bomb attack at Kabul airport</a>. Analysts previously warned about <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/25/fleeing-afghans-should-try-to-get-to-border-says-uk-defence-secretary">the possibility of such an attack</a> (4th paragraph), ISIS and the Taliban being enemies.
The top claim is misleading: <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/26/isis-affiliate-iskp-is-prime-suspect-for-kabul-airport-suicide-bomb">a local branch of ISIS claimed responsibility for the suicide bomb attack at Kabul airport</a>. Analysts previously warned about <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/25/fleeing-afghans-should-try-to-get-to-border-says-uk-defence-secretary">the possibility of such an attack</a> (4th paragraph), ISIS and the Taliban being enemies.

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Got 'Eeemmmm

Alex @_alex_joshua The Taliban managed to take over Afghanistan but they still fell for a ligma joke IneapeLliuny, wiial uu yuu say LU LU Malang @MalangKhostay 3h Do you like supreser on M416? those under your rule who may have ligma? L7 6 85 Malang @MalangKhostay 2h Explain me this ligma or sigma.. For sure I will answere you 14 17 22 O 82 Bill Holrd @MilsimH · 2h Ligma balls bitch
Alex @_alex_joshua The Taliban managed to take over Afghanistan but they still fell for a ligma joke IneapeLliuny, wiial uu yuu say LU LU Malang @MalangKhostay 3h Do you like supreser on M416? those under your rule who may have ligma? L7 6 85 Malang @MalangKhostay 2h Explain me this ligma or sigma.. For sure I will answere you 14 17 22 O 82 Bill Holrd @MilsimH · 2h Ligma balls bitch

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Harold's take

Unsure about whether the provided source is the true OP or not, as I've seen a few variants of the same joke.
Unsure about whether the provided source is the true OP or not, as I've seen a few variants of the same joke.

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This man should've been President from the start

Second Tweet: https://twitter.com/AmrullahSaleh2/status/1429889684226940935
Second Tweet: https://twitter.com/AmrullahSaleh2/status/1429889684226940935

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The Next Target

SpongeBoy me Bob I have decided to wage jihad against that blasphemous dog, Plankton. Akekekekekekekeke.
SpongeBoy me Bob I have decided to wage jihad against that blasphemous dog, Plankton. Akekekekekekekeke.

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Really any time the US gets involved in ANY foreign conflict

WE DID IT, PATRICK! US MILITARY US GOVERNMENT WE SAVED THE MIDDLE EAST!
WE DID IT, PATRICK! US MILITARY US GOVERNMENT WE SAVED THE MIDDLE EAST!

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Bidens Choice

erned, That CNBC ver alcr ie Teple te alter on such prin ends, it is the Fnment, layi BREAKING NEWS BIDEN: HAD A CHOICE BETWEEN FOLLOWING THROUGH ON TRUMP-NEGOTIATED AGREEMENT OR RETURN TO FIGHTING TALIBAN Abandon your posts! Flee, flee for your lives!
erned, That CNBC ver alcr ie Teple te alter on such prin ends, it is the Fnment, layi BREAKING NEWS BIDEN: HAD A CHOICE BETWEEN FOLLOWING THROUGH ON TRUMP-NEGOTIATED AGREEMENT OR RETURN TO FIGHTING TALIBAN Abandon your posts! Flee, flee for your lives!

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Remember When Covfefe Twitter Typos Were Our Biggest News Stories?

When your predecessor left you a three month buffer and fixed timeline to withdraw Americans from Afghanistan, but you did no planning whatsoever while abolishing the State Department's Crisis Response Bureau. BLAME TRUMP
When your predecessor left you a three month buffer and fixed timeline to withdraw Americans from Afghanistan, but you did no planning whatsoever while abolishing the State Department's Crisis Response Bureau. BLAME TRUMP

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We learned nothing

“This will be final message from Saigon (CIA) station. It has been a long fight and we have lost.. Those who fail to learn from history are forced to repeat it. Let us hope that we will not have another Vietnam experience and that we have learned our lesson. Saigon signing off." - CIA Vietnam station chief Thomas Polgar, 30 April, 1975
“This will be final message from Saigon (CIA) station. It has been a long fight and we have lost.. Those who fail to learn from history are forced to repeat it. Let us hope that we will not have another Vietnam experience and that we have learned our lesson. Saigon signing off." - CIA Vietnam station chief Thomas Polgar, 30 April, 1975

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Evacuation Flights Not Guaranteed To Be Free

EVACUATION FLIGHTS NOT GUARANTEED TO BE FREE: Even though U.S. officials tell NatSec Daily and others that evacuation flights from Kabul will be free, people trying to catch a plane in the Afghan capital say differently. One person said State Department staff were seeking large payments – up to $2,000 – from American passengers and even more from non-U.S. citizens. When we relayed what this person told us to the State Department, a spokesperson didn't deny that this is happening. "U.S. law requires that evacuation assistance to private U.S. citizens or third country nationals be provided 'on a reimbursable basis to the maximum extent practicable.' The situation is extremely fluid, and we are working to overcome obstacles as they arise," the spokesperson said.
EVACUATION FLIGHTS NOT GUARANTEED TO BE FREE: Even though U.S. officials tell NatSec Daily and others that evacuation flights from Kabul will be free, people trying to catch a plane in the Afghan capital say differently. One person said State Department staff were seeking large payments – up to $2,000 – from American passengers and even more from non-U.S. citizens. When we relayed what this person told us to the State Department, a spokesperson didn't deny that this is happening. "U.S. law requires that evacuation assistance to private U.S. citizens or third country nationals be provided 'on a reimbursable basis to the maximum extent practicable.' The situation is extremely fluid, and we are working to overcome obstacles as they arise," the spokesperson said.

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If You Like Your Debacle, You can Keep Your Debacle.....

DESCRIBING THE DEBACLE USING LEFTIST EUPHEMISMS. "UNDOCUMENTED EVACUEES" FROM AN ECONOMICALLÝ DISADVANTAGED AREA" ARE SEEN LEAVING, "AN OPEN, INCLUSIVE ISLAMIC STATE" WHILE PETITIONING FOR COMMON SENSE AIRCRAFT BOARDING REFORM."
DESCRIBING THE DEBACLE USING LEFTIST EUPHEMISMS. "UNDOCUMENTED EVACUEES" FROM AN ECONOMICALLÝ DISADVANTAGED AREA" ARE SEEN LEAVING, "AN OPEN, INCLUSIVE ISLAMIC STATE" WHILE PETITIONING FOR COMMON SENSE AIRCRAFT BOARDING REFORM."

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Taliban having ice cream in Kabul


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Twitter ‘Frog’ Account Successfully Negotiates With Taliban To Secure Safety Of Spanish Diplomats Af...

Twitter 'Frog' Account Successfully Negotiates With Taliban To Secure Safety Of Spanish Diplomats After Government Fails Frog-avatar account successfully negotiates with the Taliban in Twitter, something the Spanish government was unable to do using official lines of communication GK by GABRIEL KEANE August 18, 2021 Mansoor Afghan @Mansoor14769892 - Aug 14 ... Jole# د ن نكرهار خوريانو والسوالى به بشير ډول فتحه شوه 13 27 18 O 52 4 Pinned Tweet Ranammed Al-Bassad dl ... @panamach2 Replying to @Mansoor14769892 سلام وروره ، مهرباني وكړئ په سفارت کي د هسپانوي
Twitter 'Frog' Account Successfully Negotiates With Taliban To Secure Safety Of Spanish Diplomats After Government Fails Frog-avatar account successfully negotiates with the Taliban in Twitter, something the Spanish government was unable to do using official lines of communication GK by GABRIEL KEANE August 18, 2021 Mansoor Afghan @Mansoor14769892 - Aug 14 ... Jole# د ن نكرهار خوريانو والسوالى به بشير ډول فتحه شوه 13 27 18 O 52 4 Pinned Tweet Ranammed Al-Bassad dl ... @panamach2 Replying to @Mansoor14769892 سلام وروره ، مهرباني وكړئ په سفارت کي د هسپانوي

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You have the watches. We have the time

"YOU MAY HAVE THE WATCHES BUT WE HAVE THE TIME 59 (OLD AFGHAN PROVERB) LATUFF 2010
"YOU MAY HAVE THE WATCHES BUT WE HAVE THE TIME 59 (OLD AFGHAN PROVERB) LATUFF 2010

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we do a little repeat

Step 1: Withdraw from Afghanistan Step 2: Fall apart in two years tep 1: withdraw from Afghanistan Step 2:
Step 1: Withdraw from Afghanistan Step 2: Fall apart in two years tep 1: withdraw from Afghanistan Step 2:

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