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Pinkie Pie is an Earth Pony from Ponyville. She works at Mrs. Cakes bakery and is one of the main characters of the senes. She holds the Element of Laughter Pinkie Pie Contents (show Personality Edit Back the f--- up everypony, this is m------------ Pinkie Pie. Who the f--- is Pinkie Pie? WHO THE F--- ARE YOU?1 You see this pony? THIS PONY GETS S--- DONE What type of s---? PARTYING S---, THATS WHAT! How hard can she party? OPEN YOUR EYESI SEE THAT F------ CUTIE MARK? F------ BALLOONS M-----------, What other pony has balloons on their ass?1 NONEI You remember that frat party you went to last SpeciesEarth Pony friday. F--- THAT S---, THIS BITCH WILL SHOW YOU A GODDAMN PARTY. Where's the beer? Wheres the weed? BITCH WE GOT F------ FRIENDSHIP. YOU AINT EVER Mane Rose-magenta EXPERIENCED A HIGH LIKE THIS. You want to chillax and listen to some rap? F--- YOU, PINKIE SAYS ITS DANCE Coat TIME What about the music? F--- THE RADIO, THIS BITCH CAN SING! How hard can she party? HARDER THAN ANDREW WK ON F------ CRACK, THATS HOW Voice Actress Andrea Libman HARD Pinkie Pie Eyes Bluish cyand Pink Cutie mark Yellow Blue Baloons You think this gir's just a useless partying filly? F--- YOU. THE F--- LET YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONSI? Did YOU save ponyville using a F------ TUBA? NO. Did YOU tell off a bully and get back a great friend? NO. I SEE YOUR TROLLING B-------, ITS GOT NOTHING ON THIS GIRL'S PRANKS. Can YOU make up a song on the fly? Can YOU talk faster than the speed of light? NO, I F------ THOUGHT SO. The F--- you just say son? BUT SHES PINKE ARE YOU F------ PINK? NO! IS BEING PINK GIRLY?1 NO! REAL MEN WEAR PINK AND THIS BITCH HAS GOT MORE BALLS THEN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO HAVE! So leam some goddamn respect YOU GODDAMN FILLY
Pinkie Pie is an Earth Pony from Ponyville. She works at Mrs. Cakes bakery and is one of the main characters of the senes. She holds the Element of Laughter Pinkie Pie Contents (show Personality Edit Back the f--- up everypony, this is m------------ Pinkie Pie. Who the f--- is Pinkie Pie? WHO THE F--- ARE YOU?1 You see this pony? THIS PONY GETS S--- DONE What type of s---? PARTYING S---, THATS WHAT! How hard can she party? OPEN YOUR EYESI SEE THAT F------ CUTIE MARK? F------ BALLOONS M-----------, What other pony has balloons on their ass?1 NONEI You remember that frat party you went to last SpeciesEarth Pony friday. F--- THAT S---, THIS BITCH WILL SHOW YOU A GODDAMN PARTY. Where's the beer? Wheres the weed? BITCH WE GOT F------ FRIENDSHIP. YOU AINT EVER Mane Rose-magenta EXPERIENCED A HIGH LIKE THIS. You want to chillax and listen to some rap? F--- YOU, PINKIE SAYS ITS DANCE Coat TIME What about the music? F--- THE RADIO, THIS BITCH CAN SING! How hard can she party? HARDER THAN ANDREW WK ON F------ CRACK, THATS HOW Voice Actress Andrea Libman HARD Pinkie Pie Eyes Bluish cyand Pink Cutie mark Yellow Blue Baloons You think this gir's just a useless partying filly? F--- YOU. THE F--- LET YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONSI? Did YOU save ponyville using a F------ TUBA? NO. Did YOU tell off a bully and get back a great friend? NO. I SEE YOUR TROLLING B-------, ITS GOT NOTHING ON THIS GIRL'S PRANKS. Can YOU make up a song on the fly? Can YOU talk faster than the speed of light? NO, I F------ THOUGHT SO. The F--- you just say son? BUT SHES PINKE ARE YOU F------ PINK? NO! IS BEING PINK GIRLY?1 NO! REAL MEN WEAR PINK AND THIS BITCH HAS GOT MORE BALLS THEN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO HAVE! So leam some goddamn respect YOU GODDAMN FILLY

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SO YOU'RE HAVING SOME DIFFICULTY CATCHING THIS F----- BECAUSE HIS BITCH ASS WON'T STOP RUNNING AWAY, EVEN IF HE'S SLEEPING YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?YOU NEED A M------------ GALLADE AND HOLD ONTO YOUR D---- CAUSE THIS AIN'T JUST ANY GALLADE, IFYOU WANNA CATCH ROAMING LEGENDARIES YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME BREEDING FIRST THING YOU NEED IS A GARDEVOIR. SO GO CATCH YOURSELF A M------------ GARDEVOIR, OR RALTS/KIRLIA F------ WHATEVER WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT SHE IS GOING TO GET F----- BY THIS GUY. ISO CATCH YOURSELF A HAUNTER AS WELLI THATS RIGHT, IT'S BASICALLY JUST SOME F------ POKEMON FANFIC. BUT WE'RE NOT JUST MAKING THEM F--- SO WE CAN FAP TO IT.THIS IS SERIOUS S--- MAKE SURE THE HAUNTER/GASTLY IS MALE, AND THE GARDEVOIR IS FEMALE. THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR NON-SEXY REASONS: AT LEVEL 8 GASTLY LEARNS A MOVE CALLED MEAN LOOK. BREEDING HIM WITH A GARDEVOIR MEANS HIS BABIES WILL KNOW MEAN LOOK TOO OU USE MEAN LOOK ON A ROAMING LEGENDARY,AND HIS BITCH ASS AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE IF YOUR HAUNTER DOESNT KNOW MEAN LOOK, RELEARN IT AT THE MOVE RELEARNER. ANYWAYS, THROW THESE TWO IN THE DAYCARE WITH EACH OTHER, AND THEY LL START F------ THE OLD P-------- THAT RUNS THE DAYCARE WILL GIVE YOU AN EGG. INSIDE THAT EGG IS AN EXTREMELY DOPE GALLADE THAT WILL HUNT DOWN AND CAPTURE FOR YOU ALL THE POKEMANS YOU COULD EVER WANT UNFORTUNATELY,WHEN HE HATCHES, HE WILL LOOK LIKE THIS TURD OVER HERE IMPORTANT: IF YOUR RALTS IS NOT MALE, THROW IT IN THE BABY PIT LIKE A DEFORMED SPARTAN BABY ONLY MALES CAN BECOME GALLADES OKAY TRAINER, NOWI YOU'VE GOT SOME LEVEL GRINDING AHEAD OF YOU. THE NENT IMPORTANT MOVE YOUR GALLADE NEEDS TO LEARN IS HYPNOSIS. IF YOU THINK PARALYZING A POKEMON IS A GOOD WAY TO CATCH IT, YOU NEED TO LEARN YOUR S---, CAUSE SLEEP IS TWICE AS EFFECTIVE AS PARALYSIS AT LEVEL 20, RALTS WILL EVOLVE INTO KIRLIA. CONGRATS NOW YOU HAVE A GAY ASS BALERINA T LEVEL 30, KIRLIA WILL TRY TO EVOLVE INTO GARDEVOIR. DO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN. PRESS B ON THAT S--- KEEP GRINDING UNTIL LEVEL 42, AT WHICH POINT KIRLIA WILL LEARN HYPNOSIS AWESOME. NOW GIVE THAT BITCH A SHINY STONE. BITCHES LOVE SHINY STONES. WHAT!? KIRLIA IS EVOLVING! CONRGATULATIONS TRAINER, YOU'REMOMENTS FROM THE GALLADE OF YOUR DREAMS GRIND THAT M----------- TO LVL 50, HELL LEARN FALSE SWIPE, HIS THIRD IMPORTANT MOVE. THE LAST MOVE IS UP TO YOU, BUT ITS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE HIM TAUNT, SO HE CAN SHUT DOWN ASSHOLES TRYING TO USE ROAR OR RECOVER HEALTH CONGRATULATIONS TRAINER YOU ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF THE ULTIMATE CATCHING TOOL! SO GO CATCH SOME S--- P.S. GALLADE IS, SO FAR, THE ONLY POKEMON THAT CAN LEARN ALL FOUR OF THESE MOVES IFYOU EVEN SAY SMEARGLEI SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COVER YOU IN BUTTER AND R--- YOU TO DEATH
SO YOU'RE HAVING SOME DIFFICULTY CATCHING THIS F----- BECAUSE HIS BITCH ASS WON'T STOP RUNNING AWAY, EVEN IF HE'S SLEEPING YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?YOU NEED A M------------ GALLADE AND HOLD ONTO YOUR D---- CAUSE THIS AIN'T JUST ANY GALLADE, IFYOU WANNA CATCH ROAMING LEGENDARIES YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME BREEDING FIRST THING YOU NEED IS A GARDEVOIR. SO GO CATCH YOURSELF A M------------ GARDEVOIR, OR RALTS/KIRLIA F------ WHATEVER WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT SHE IS GOING TO GET F----- BY THIS GUY. ISO CATCH YOURSELF A HAUNTER AS WELLI THATS RIGHT, IT'S BASICALLY JUST SOME F------ POKEMON FANFIC. BUT WE'RE NOT JUST MAKING THEM F--- SO WE CAN FAP TO IT.THIS IS SERIOUS S--- MAKE SURE THE HAUNTER/GASTLY IS MALE, AND THE GARDEVOIR IS FEMALE. THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR NON-SEXY REASONS: AT LEVEL 8 GASTLY LEARNS A MOVE CALLED MEAN LOOK. BREEDING HIM WITH A GARDEVOIR MEANS HIS BABIES WILL KNOW MEAN LOOK TOO OU USE MEAN LOOK ON A ROAMING LEGENDARY,AND HIS BITCH ASS AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE IF YOUR HAUNTER DOESNT KNOW MEAN LOOK, RELEARN IT AT THE MOVE RELEARNER. ANYWAYS, THROW THESE TWO IN THE DAYCARE WITH EACH OTHER, AND THEY LL START F------ THE OLD P-------- THAT RUNS THE DAYCARE WILL GIVE YOU AN EGG. INSIDE THAT EGG IS AN EXTREMELY DOPE GALLADE THAT WILL HUNT DOWN AND CAPTURE FOR YOU ALL THE POKEMANS YOU COULD EVER WANT UNFORTUNATELY,WHEN HE HATCHES, HE WILL LOOK LIKE THIS TURD OVER HERE IMPORTANT: IF YOUR RALTS IS NOT MALE, THROW IT IN THE BABY PIT LIKE A DEFORMED SPARTAN BABY ONLY MALES CAN BECOME GALLADES OKAY TRAINER, NOWI YOU'VE GOT SOME LEVEL GRINDING AHEAD OF YOU. THE NENT IMPORTANT MOVE YOUR GALLADE NEEDS TO LEARN IS HYPNOSIS. IF YOU THINK PARALYZING A POKEMON IS A GOOD WAY TO CATCH IT, YOU NEED TO LEARN YOUR S---, CAUSE SLEEP IS TWICE AS EFFECTIVE AS PARALYSIS AT LEVEL 20, RALTS WILL EVOLVE INTO KIRLIA. CONGRATS NOW YOU HAVE A GAY ASS BALERINA T LEVEL 30, KIRLIA WILL TRY TO EVOLVE INTO GARDEVOIR. DO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN. PRESS B ON THAT S--- KEEP GRINDING UNTIL LEVEL 42, AT WHICH POINT KIRLIA WILL LEARN HYPNOSIS AWESOME. NOW GIVE THAT BITCH A SHINY STONE. BITCHES LOVE SHINY STONES. WHAT!? KIRLIA IS EVOLVING! CONRGATULATIONS TRAINER, YOU'REMOMENTS FROM THE GALLADE OF YOUR DREAMS GRIND THAT M----------- TO LVL 50, HELL LEARN FALSE SWIPE, HIS THIRD IMPORTANT MOVE. THE LAST MOVE IS UP TO YOU, BUT ITS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE HIM TAUNT, SO HE CAN SHUT DOWN ASSHOLES TRYING TO USE ROAR OR RECOVER HEALTH CONGRATULATIONS TRAINER YOU ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF THE ULTIMATE CATCHING TOOL! SO GO CATCH SOME S--- P.S. GALLADE IS, SO FAR, THE ONLY POKEMON THAT CAN LEARN ALL FOUR OF THESE MOVES IFYOU EVEN SAY SMEARGLEI SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COVER YOU IN BUTTER AND R--- YOU TO DEATH

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Look At These F------ Peppers F------ GREEN, YELLOW, AND RED PEPPERS Man, are you in the mood for some f------ noodles too? Be- S--- yeah, yellow cause they come with the peppers, F------ Green holy living s--- yeah they do. You . Goal love Red know you want this s---. They have stems too, f--- . There's six of these f------ . What the s--- are they sitting on? It looks like they're f------ floating.

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CHECK OUT THIS M------------ RIGHT HERE THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S LEAFEON. HE'S A CAT AND A PLANT COMBINED LIKE A LION F----- A SUNFLOWER FOR S---- AND GIGGLES WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT AN AUTOGRAPH? TOUGH. HES TOO BUSY TELLING WATER TYPES TO EAT S--- SPEAKING OF EATING, THIS BADASS HAS NO NEED FOR FOOD HE GETS HIS ENERGY FROM F------ PHOTO-F-------SYNTHESIS HES LIKE A F------ TREE, STURDY LIKEA GOD DAMNED REDWOOD DON'T YOU EVEN F------ THINKABOUT CUTTING HIM DOWN THOUGH, HE'LL SLAP YOUR S--- SILLY BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN SAY MOSSY ROCK
CHECK OUT THIS M------------ RIGHT HERE THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S LEAFEON. HE'S A CAT AND A PLANT COMBINED LIKE A LION F----- A SUNFLOWER FOR S---- AND GIGGLES WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT AN AUTOGRAPH? TOUGH. HES TOO BUSY TELLING WATER TYPES TO EAT S--- SPEAKING OF EATING, THIS BADASS HAS NO NEED FOR FOOD HE GETS HIS ENERGY FROM F------ PHOTO-F-------SYNTHESIS HES LIKE A F------ TREE, STURDY LIKEA GOD DAMNED REDWOOD DON'T YOU EVEN F------ THINKABOUT CUTTING HIM DOWN THOUGH, HE'LL SLAP YOUR S--- SILLY BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN SAY MOSSY ROCK

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Look at this guy. Not only is hea f------ force of nature, but he's KAWAII ASALL F------ HELL, TOO. NEVER BEFORE HAVE YOU BEEN BEATEN TO SUCHA BLOODY You see this? M------------ REUNIOLUS. F---. UP PULP BY SOMETHING SO GOD DAMNCUTE. I know what you're thinking. LOOKAT THAT GUY,HES SO CUTEANDADORABLE WHAT THE F--- CAN HE DO TO MEP Well yerre in for the ride of your lie S------ ur ass, ug4u First off, this m------------ c--- puncher's got 125 BASE SPECIALATTACK And that's nothing to laugh at. Second of all, he's packing 110 BASE HP and 85 base Special Defense, that's not anything you're going to pick off in 1turn with ANY move, so don't even think about trying, YOU WEAKASS P---- . Combined with 75 base Defense And justwhen you think your ass isn't COMPLETLY fried, this f----- has enough stamina to pull out a god damn This dude's got 30 base Speed. So you know what happens when he uses Trick Room? It means ORE F----- HE'LL BE GOING FAST ENOUGH TO KICK YOUR ASS, GO SORRY ASS AGAIN BEFORE THE TURN IS EVEN OVER. AND DONTTHINK YOUR SPECIAL WALLS ARE SAFE EITHER, F----- nth BANG YOUR MOTHER, THEN COME BACKAND KICK YOUR As if he wasn't enough of a beast already, Reuniclus has this move called PSYCHO SHOCK The damage done by it is calculated by the user's Special Attack stat, but is treated as a PHYSICALATTACK IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'RE GONNA GET R---- A See this? Good take it in,because it's the last thing you'll see before TORN A NEW M------------ A------. And best of all,this f------ R--- TRAIN has access to the ability MAGIC GUARD What's that? Entry hazards? Weather conditions? When Reuniclus has this ability, he's not even gonna give ONE F--- about anything except direct itfor your f----- ass, his dream world ability is attacks,which he'll just SOAK UP LIKE A SPONGEANYWAYREGENERATION. Reuniclus will restore BECAUSE HE'S M------------ REUNICLUS. And if being immune to indirect damage doesn't do ONE THIRD OF HIS MAX HP Which is already as high as a hipple on an airplane, Ishould remind youl IFYOU AREN'T S------- YOUR EVERY TIME HESWITCHES OUT. PANTS IN AMAZEMENT AT THIS soTWem you hiowlwl COLD-BLOODED MURDERER, YOU out and RESTORES HIMSEL MUST HAVE A M------------ conquered Mount Rapemore, he switches MENTAL PROBLEM Hell, Reuniclus is probably who CAUSED IT, with his F----AWESOME psychic powers and UNSTOPPABLE GIRTH TA TA, M------------
Look at this guy. Not only is hea f------ force of nature, but he's KAWAII ASALL F------ HELL, TOO. NEVER BEFORE HAVE YOU BEEN BEATEN TO SUCHA BLOODY You see this? M------------ REUNIOLUS. F---. UP PULP BY SOMETHING SO GOD DAMNCUTE. I know what you're thinking. LOOKAT THAT GUY,HES SO CUTEANDADORABLE WHAT THE F--- CAN HE DO TO MEP Well yerre in for the ride of your lie S------ ur ass, ug4u First off, this m------------ c--- puncher's got 125 BASE SPECIALATTACK And that's nothing to laugh at. Second of all, he's packing 110 BASE HP and 85 base Special Defense, that's not anything you're going to pick off in 1turn with ANY move, so don't even think about trying, YOU WEAKASS P---- . Combined with 75 base Defense And justwhen you think your ass isn't COMPLETLY fried, this f----- has enough stamina to pull out a god damn This dude's got 30 base Speed. So you know what happens when he uses Trick Room? It means ORE F----- HE'LL BE GOING FAST ENOUGH TO KICK YOUR ASS, GO SORRY ASS AGAIN BEFORE THE TURN IS EVEN OVER. AND DONTTHINK YOUR SPECIAL WALLS ARE SAFE EITHER, F----- nth BANG YOUR MOTHER, THEN COME BACKAND KICK YOUR As if he wasn't enough of a beast already, Reuniclus has this move called PSYCHO SHOCK The damage done by it is calculated by the user's Special Attack stat, but is treated as a PHYSICALATTACK IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'RE GONNA GET R---- A See this? Good take it in,because it's the last thing you'll see before TORN A NEW M------------ A------. And best of all,this f------ R--- TRAIN has access to the ability MAGIC GUARD What's that? Entry hazards? Weather conditions? When Reuniclus has this ability, he's not even gonna give ONE F--- about anything except direct itfor your f----- ass, his dream world ability is attacks,which he'll just SOAK UP LIKE A SPONGEANYWAYREGENERATION. Reuniclus will restore BECAUSE HE'S M------------ REUNICLUS. And if being immune to indirect damage doesn't do ONE THIRD OF HIS MAX HP Which is already as high as a hipple on an airplane, Ishould remind youl IFYOU AREN'T S------- YOUR EVERY TIME HESWITCHES OUT. PANTS IN AMAZEMENT AT THIS soTWem you hiowlwl COLD-BLOODED MURDERER, YOU out and RESTORES HIMSEL MUST HAVE A M------------ conquered Mount Rapemore, he switches MENTAL PROBLEM Hell, Reuniclus is probably who CAUSED IT, with his F----AWESOME psychic powers and UNSTOPPABLE GIRTH TA TA, M------------

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BACK THE F--- UP IT'S A M----------- CAT YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS GODDAMN CAT CHECK OUT IT'S WOMEN F----- LOVE CATS H--------, ITS F----- WHISKERS! THEYRE USED AS SENSORS OR SOME S--- ORANGE AND WHITEI F--- MEOW HOLY FUCKI IT MAKES WEIRD NOISES AND S--- IT'S GOT F----- HUGE EYES M----------- LOOK AT THOSE EYES F--- GODDAMN IT'S GOT TEETH THAT S---'LL F--- YOU UP TO NEXT F----- TUESDAY IF YOU DON'T GET A GODDAMN CAT YOU'RE NOT A MAN
BACK THE F--- UP IT'S A M----------- CAT YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS GODDAMN CAT CHECK OUT IT'S WOMEN F----- LOVE CATS H--------, ITS F----- WHISKERS! THEYRE USED AS SENSORS OR SOME S--- ORANGE AND WHITEI F--- MEOW HOLY FUCKI IT MAKES WEIRD NOISES AND S--- IT'S GOT F----- HUGE EYES M----------- LOOK AT THOSE EYES F--- GODDAMN IT'S GOT TEETH THAT S---'LL F--- YOU UP TO NEXT F----- TUESDAY IF YOU DON'T GET A GODDAMN CAT YOU'RE NOT A MAN

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Do you see this? Do you know what this is? This is a wasp. It's mission in nature is to f--- s--- up where ever it goes. It does not pollinate things. It does not make honey It is not a bee. t is a m------------ wasp. You cannot battle the wasp. The wasp is never alone. It is always accompanied by other, even more violent and aggressive wasps: all of which are, in turn, accompanied by even more. When you see a wasp, do you know what you do? You stand the f--- still. You chill the f--- out and hope the wasp doesn't put you on its list of s--- it wants to f--- up today. You stand right the f--- there and wait for the wasp to finish its business and move on with its rampage, and then you go the f--- home.
Do you see this? Do you know what this is? This is a wasp. It's mission in nature is to f--- s--- up where ever it goes. It does not pollinate things. It does not make honey It is not a bee. t is a m------------ wasp. You cannot battle the wasp. The wasp is never alone. It is always accompanied by other, even more violent and aggressive wasps: all of which are, in turn, accompanied by even more. When you see a wasp, do you know what you do? You stand the f--- still. You chill the f--- out and hope the wasp doesn't put you on its list of s--- it wants to f--- up today. You stand right the f--- there and wait for the wasp to finish its business and move on with its rampage, and then you go the f--- home.

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&REAT ZOMBIE JED IT'S A GODDAMN LOOK AT THAT FACE ITS HAPPY AS HELL TO SPOOK EVERY LAST LIVING BEING ON EARTH I know what you're thinking. You looked at this thing and said, "A , WHAT A cuTE FLOATING HEAD." Run while you canl wait, it knows MEAN LOOK You'ro f----- Oh wn." TAKE THAT D--- OUT OF YOUR FO LOTASS! You better hope this thing doesn't notice you or you're f----- six ways to Lavender Town! This f----- EATS FEAR!oec g HeaR THOT? THaT'5 THe TeaRs Beine DRanK t can learn That's right, this badass sees you as nothing but a walking, talking snack machine. Power Gem O And if it feels like it, it'll scare the s--- of of you, turning you into a whimpering Thunder erial Ace, piss-your-panties p---- just because the stomach it doesn't even have is growling! and Toxic. Prepare to be tormented for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and whenever the f--- It's THAT awesome this ghost has the f------ munchies! Sometimes it carries a Spell Tag, powering its Ghost attacks from What the f--- are you going to do about it? TAKE A ITS A F------ GHOSTFuCKNG HIKE GENGAR THIS HEAD Unless you're a hardcore throwdown evil son of a bitch AND GHOST TYPES ARE RARE AS F---!PAPERPE A SMITE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR PUNCHES, PE you best hope you have another badass ghost to take this down. YOUR F------ HYPER BEAM, EARTHQUAKES, POISON ASS WITH PSYBEAM! AND BLACK BELT ROUNDHOUSE KICKS DON'T DO S--- TO THIS BITCH! And don't think killing it will save you. This ghost will TAKE YOU DOWN WITH IT WITH A F------ SONG Think you can sing someone to death? Didn't think so, p----. Better have a change of underwear ready, because this f----- can evolve into a stronger, faster form that wears a badass witch hat and can torment you from miles away, all while sporting a grin from ear to earl
&REAT ZOMBIE JED IT'S A GODDAMN LOOK AT THAT FACE ITS HAPPY AS HELL TO SPOOK EVERY LAST LIVING BEING ON EARTH I know what you're thinking. You looked at this thing and said, "A , WHAT A cuTE FLOATING HEAD." Run while you canl wait, it knows MEAN LOOK You'ro f----- Oh wn." TAKE THAT D--- OUT OF YOUR FO LOTASS! You better hope this thing doesn't notice you or you're f----- six ways to Lavender Town! This f----- EATS FEAR!oec g HeaR THOT? THaT'5 THe TeaRs Beine DRanK t can learn That's right, this badass sees you as nothing but a walking, talking snack machine. Power Gem O And if it feels like it, it'll scare the s--- of of you, turning you into a whimpering Thunder erial Ace, piss-your-panties p---- just because the stomach it doesn't even have is growling! and Toxic. Prepare to be tormented for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and whenever the f--- It's THAT awesome this ghost has the f------ munchies! Sometimes it carries a Spell Tag, powering its Ghost attacks from What the f--- are you going to do about it? TAKE A ITS A F------ GHOSTFuCKNG HIKE GENGAR THIS HEAD Unless you're a hardcore throwdown evil son of a bitch AND GHOST TYPES ARE RARE AS F---!PAPERPE A SMITE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR PUNCHES, PE you best hope you have another badass ghost to take this down. YOUR F------ HYPER BEAM, EARTHQUAKES, POISON ASS WITH PSYBEAM! AND BLACK BELT ROUNDHOUSE KICKS DON'T DO S--- TO THIS BITCH! And don't think killing it will save you. This ghost will TAKE YOU DOWN WITH IT WITH A F------ SONG Think you can sing someone to death? Didn't think so, p----. Better have a change of underwear ready, because this f----- can evolve into a stronger, faster form that wears a badass witch hat and can torment you from miles away, all while sporting a grin from ear to earl

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HEY YOU Yeah, you. Dude looking at this here picture. I got a question for you and it shouldn't take too much of your time. YA WANNA FUCKEN DIE? If the answer to that was "yes," gtfo and see a doctor, because Your Depression Pills ain't working right, kiddo. (This Here Badass) However, if the answer was "but OP, Fairies are running amock in this here Tier!" well then allow me to tell you TOO BAD, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GIRATINA TODAY SO STFU AND HERE'S WHY: 1- Look at those stats. Look at those f------ stats. You're probably thinking "[Outsped by Xerneas) #lolMoonblast." Well guess what POKE BANK HASNT BEEN RELEASED AT THE TIME OF THIS ADVERTISEMENT'S CREATION, SO WTFARE YOU DOING WITH A GIRATINA IN POKEMON X/YIP HP Def SpA SpD Spe This thing could take a f------ RTD to the face. For those that don't Ive in Denver that's a f------ train... bitch. It's stats are so beast, they had to boot this guy to Ubers just because of it. It's defenses are so big that it can use a RestTalk set. You heard that s--- right. If not, I'lI repeat myself. REST. GODDAMN. TALK. Throw in Dragon Tail, Will-o-Wisp, and give it some f------ Leftovers and s--- like Kabutops ain't never gonna Rapid Spin your Stealth Rocks. - This badass is so good I lost track of what reason we were on. Lmao not like it matters. So let's say some dirt bag tries to kick your ass with a Ghost-Arceus. Giratina ain't gonna last against a Spooky-Plated, Calm-Minded Ghost- Type Judgement, 120 Special Defense or not. ealth RoCh But does that put an end to the Ghost/Dragon's Reign of terror? HA HA HA NO Lemme show you this here little item called the Griseous Orb. Them Ninjas give you it on a bridge in B/W when you beat the Elite Four's ass with a tamborine. Give it to your Giratina and it'll turn into the badass beauty below This Bitch Up Here. Take Note of irs colorA Oh hell yeah, it's go time! Nowhe's a f------ dragon, and boy is he p----- So p-----, he traded his weak ass ability Pressure for Levitate. That's right now one of the most powerful and competitively viable moves in the game doesn't do a goddamned thing. His offensive firepower is now 120, and although that means no more crazy defenses, he trades it for the ability to completely Wreck Ghost-Arceus' S--- Up-Side-M------------ Down And if you ever see this badass Packin' D. Meteor or Outrage, u gonna die
HEY YOU Yeah, you. Dude looking at this here picture. I got a question for you and it shouldn't take too much of your time. YA WANNA FUCKEN DIE? If the answer to that was "yes," gtfo and see a doctor, because Your Depression Pills ain't working right, kiddo. (This Here Badass) However, if the answer was "but OP, Fairies are running amock in this here Tier!" well then allow me to tell you TOO BAD, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GIRATINA TODAY SO STFU AND HERE'S WHY: 1- Look at those stats. Look at those f------ stats. You're probably thinking "[Outsped by Xerneas) #lolMoonblast." Well guess what POKE BANK HASNT BEEN RELEASED AT THE TIME OF THIS ADVERTISEMENT'S CREATION, SO WTFARE YOU DOING WITH A GIRATINA IN POKEMON X/YIP HP Def SpA SpD Spe This thing could take a f------ RTD to the face. For those that don't Ive in Denver that's a f------ train... bitch. It's stats are so beast, they had to boot this guy to Ubers just because of it. It's defenses are so big that it can use a RestTalk set. You heard that s--- right. If not, I'lI repeat myself. REST. GODDAMN. TALK. Throw in Dragon Tail, Will-o-Wisp, and give it some f------ Leftovers and s--- like Kabutops ain't never gonna Rapid Spin your Stealth Rocks. - This badass is so good I lost track of what reason we were on. Lmao not like it matters. So let's say some dirt bag tries to kick your ass with a Ghost-Arceus. Giratina ain't gonna last against a Spooky-Plated, Calm-Minded Ghost- Type Judgement, 120 Special Defense or not. ealth RoCh But does that put an end to the Ghost/Dragon's Reign of terror? HA HA HA NO Lemme show you this here little item called the Griseous Orb. Them Ninjas give you it on a bridge in B/W when you beat the Elite Four's ass with a tamborine. Give it to your Giratina and it'll turn into the badass beauty below This Bitch Up Here. Take Note of irs colorA Oh hell yeah, it's go time! Nowhe's a f------ dragon, and boy is he p----- So p-----, he traded his weak ass ability Pressure for Levitate. That's right now one of the most powerful and competitively viable moves in the game doesn't do a goddamned thing. His offensive firepower is now 120, and although that means no more crazy defenses, he trades it for the ability to completely Wreck Ghost-Arceus' S--- Up-Side-M------------ Down And if you ever see this badass Packin' D. Meteor or Outrage, u gonna die

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HOLD ON TO YOURANUS COs YOUR ABOUT TO HAVE YOUR BRAIN TURNED INTO S---! THATS RIGHT F-----, WHILE YOUR TUCKED UP IN BED DREAMING OF MY LITTLE PONY YOU WERN'T EXPECTING A F------ BANANA DIPPED CHOCOLATE ELEPHANT TO STROLL IN AND EAT YOUR F------ DREAMS WELL TOO BAD BITCH ‘COS ITS TOO LATE, THIS CRAZY ASS N----- IS ALL READY CHOWING DOWN AND SUCKING UP ALL YOUR LIFE I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING: WHAT WAS THAT, YOU DIDN'T GET A 1 HIT KO, WELL YOUR S--- OUT OF LUCK COs YOUR ALAKAZAM IS A F------ P---- WHO LOVES TO GIVE IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT. DROWZEE TAKES YOUR PUNY DAMAGE AND LAUGHS! YOU BETTER BE ON SPEED BOY ‘COS IF YOU NOD OFF YOUR F------ DEAD AND WERE BACK UP TO FULL POWER! S---! WE CAN WAIT WE AREN'T LIMITED BY THE WEAKNESS OF NEEDING SLEEP!
HOLD ON TO YOURANUS COs YOUR ABOUT TO HAVE YOUR BRAIN TURNED INTO S---! THATS RIGHT F-----, WHILE YOUR TUCKED UP IN BED DREAMING OF MY LITTLE PONY YOU WERN'T EXPECTING A F------ BANANA DIPPED CHOCOLATE ELEPHANT TO STROLL IN AND EAT YOUR F------ DREAMS WELL TOO BAD BITCH ‘COS ITS TOO LATE, THIS CRAZY ASS N----- IS ALL READY CHOWING DOWN AND SUCKING UP ALL YOUR LIFE I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING: WHAT WAS THAT, YOU DIDN'T GET A 1 HIT KO, WELL YOUR S--- OUT OF LUCK COs YOUR ALAKAZAM IS A F------ P---- WHO LOVES TO GIVE IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT. DROWZEE TAKES YOUR PUNY DAMAGE AND LAUGHS! YOU BETTER BE ON SPEED BOY ‘COS IF YOU NOD OFF YOUR F------ DEAD AND WERE BACK UP TO FULL POWER! S---! WE CAN WAIT WE AREN'T LIMITED BY THE WEAKNESS OF NEEDING SLEEP!

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