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Shifting the Blame

Sports PI2 Ricky Williams blames pot for his failed drug tests. "I got high and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high" TRUNTILCOM T memeguy-com: This quote will go down in history Source: memeguy-com 108,774 notes ...

Sports PI2 Ricky Williams blames pot for his failed drug tests. "I got high and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high" TRUNTILCOM T memeguy-com: This quote will go down in history Source: memeguy-com 108,774 notes ...

Hey, Doug

ROMANCE 34 Ways Your Girlfriend Is Micro- Cheating (And Totally Getting Away With It) 29. Addressing a man by his name unexpectedly (e.g. "Hey, Doug" instead of just "Hey"), which breeds a strangely powerful sense of intimacy. Follow Are straight people okay

ROMANCE 34 Ways Your Girlfriend Is Micro- Cheating (And Totally Getting Away With It) 29. Addressing a man by his name unexpectedly (e.g. "Hey, Doug" instead of just "Hey"), which breeds a strangely powerful sense of intimacy. Follow Are straight people okay

Take a Pic

alright thanks I just got my braces off OMFG SEND A PIC with teeth u idiot Delivered

alright thanks I just got my braces off OMFG SEND A PIC with teeth u idiot Delivered

A Safe Distance

Mattnew WIICOX DEAR ATHEISTS: How is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but the dinosaurs didn't? Marc Bangs Trick was to keep a safe distance from the dinosaurs - about 65 million years or so seemed to do the trick

Mattnew WIICOX DEAR ATHEISTS: How is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but the dinosaurs didn't? Marc Bangs Trick was to keep a safe distance from the dinosaurs - about 65 million years or so seemed to do the trick

Preparing for the Unwanted Terminator

I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off – with a pen, on paper – that I'm not a robot. I'm not a robot Submit O 1 549 包 25,1K 80,3K

I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off – with a pen, on paper – that I'm not a robot. I'm not a robot Submit O 1 549 包 25,1K 80,3K

Waterproof

CLOUT MONKEY @MyGemNow People be grown as hell still using umbrellas Kendalk O @BlacknMld You supposed to become waterproof after you turn 18 or something?

CLOUT MONKEY @MyGemNow People be grown as hell still using umbrellas Kendalk O @BlacknMld You supposed to become waterproof after you turn 18 or something?

Waterproof

Picasso

ells wrens bitch @stanscaps Picasso died in 1973... no one f------ talk to me i thought this man lived in 1500

ells wrens bitch @stanscaps Picasso died in 1973... no one f------ talk to me i thought this man lived in 1500

A Heads-Up Is Important Here

When I was five, I found out my grandpa had a twin, when I saw him my grandpa's funeral. A f------ heads up would have been nice. after 9:26 AM · 19 Feb 21 · Twitter for Android

When I was five, I found out my grandpa had a twin, when I saw him my grandpa's funeral. A f------ heads up would have been nice. after 9:26 AM · 19 Feb 21 · Twitter for Android

Steve

Thave lived next to the same guy for 3 years. Thought his name was Steve. I call him Steve. His name is Steve in my phone. I've been to his apartment. We've had dinner. His name is Brian. His dog is Steve.

Thave lived next to the same guy for 3 years. Thought his name was Steve. I call him Steve. His name is Steve in my phone. I've been to his apartment. We've had dinner. His name is Brian. His dog is Steve.

Couldn't Retire Even After Death

@ HI EXCUSE ME, I just found out the the prof for this online course I'm taking *died in 2019* and he's technically still giving classes since he's *literally my prof for this course* and l'm learning from lectures recorded before his passing ...it's a great class but WHAT

@ HI EXCUSE ME, I just found out the the prof for this online course I'm taking *died in 2019* and he's technically still giving classes since he's *literally my prof for this course* and l'm learning from lectures recorded before his passing ...it's a great class but WHAT

You're Not Wrong

If the MASKS work, WHY the 6 feet? If the 6 feet works, WHY the Masks? If BOTH work, WHY the LOCKDOWN? The Sarcastic Jerk @The_SarcasticJ If the airbags work, then why the seatbelt? If the seatbelt works, then why the airbags? If both work, then why the brakes? >

If the MASKS work, WHY the 6 feet? If the 6 feet works, WHY the Masks? If BOTH work, WHY the LOCKDOWN? The Sarcastic Jerk @The_SarcasticJ If the airbags work, then why the seatbelt? If the seatbelt works, then why the airbags? If both work, then why the brakes? >

True Bravery

I live in Syria and this story gave me to strength to carry on. Thank you for sharing her story Access @accessonline .@KendallJenner ate grilled cheese, fries, crepes & more before hitting the #MetGala red carpet. Now *that* is bravery ahwd.tv/ EzCnvf

I live in Syria and this story gave me to strength to carry on. Thank you for sharing her story Access @accessonline .@KendallJenner ate grilled cheese, fries, crepes & more before hitting the #MetGala red carpet. Now *that* is bravery ahwd.tv/ EzCnvf

Literally the Pope

7 KTVB 58m · O 'Homosexual people have the right to be in a family. They are children of God,' Pope Francis said in one of his sit-down interviews for the film. Ashley Hutcherson He is not a true catholic. 16 34m Like Reply Drew Livingstone Ashley Hutcherson he is literally the Роpe 39

7 KTVB 58m · O 'Homosexual people have the right to be in a family. They are children of God,' Pope Francis said in one of his sit-down interviews for the film. Ashley Hutcherson He is not a true catholic. 16 34m Like Reply Drew Livingstone Ashley Hutcherson he is literally the Роpe 39

Wait, Aquaman Wasn't Real?

Is they deadass used getty images photo of a shark and cropped it onto their poster LMFAOO000000 the dceu is a f------ joke gettymages AQUAMAN ONLY IN THCATERS IDECEMBER 21 thats.. what stock photos are for... did you think they actually photographed a dude chilling with sharks

Is they deadass used getty images photo of a shark and cropped it onto their poster LMFAOO000000 the dceu is a f------ joke gettymages AQUAMAN ONLY IN THCATERS IDECEMBER 21 thats.. what stock photos are for... did you think they actually photographed a dude chilling with sharks

Water Is Not Allowed

Andres @Denuma8 My sister started 8 grade and it's all on zoom and today she got in trouble cause she got up to get water during class. As she's getting yelled at she looks at me and says "how this bitch gonna tell me l can't get water in my own house"

Andres @Denuma8 My sister started 8 grade and it's all on zoom and today she got in trouble cause she got up to get water during class. As she's getting yelled at she looks at me and says "how this bitch gonna tell me l can't get water in my own house"

YouTube Ads

TeamYouTube replied · 1h Hey @YouTube , maybe don't put ads before first aid vids? I don't have time to watch a Red Lobster ad when my grandma is choking on a fish bone. 3 27 5 32 TeamYouTube @TeamYouTube · 31m 00 Sorry to hear about the trouble - YouTube Premium offers an ad-free experience when you watch videos. Learn more here: yt.be/help/KF50. Hope this helps. 27 4 16 8

TeamYouTube replied · 1h Hey @YouTube , maybe don't put ads before first aid vids? I don't have time to watch a Red Lobster ad when my grandma is choking on a fish bone. 3 27 5 32 TeamYouTube @TeamYouTube · 31m 00 Sorry to hear about the trouble - YouTube Premium offers an ad-free experience when you watch videos. Learn more here: yt.be/help/KF50. Hope this helps. 27 4 16 8

It's Not Christmas Yet

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 000 @AOC Wishing all our loved ones, neighbors, and friends across the country lighting their first candle tonight a beautiful and #HappyHanukkah 4:07 PM · Dec 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 477 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 6.3K Likes 27 8m Replying to @AOC What's wrong with wishing us a merry Christmas? 21 27 Because it's the first night of Hanukah and not Christmas yet 27 99

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 000 @AOC Wishing all our loved ones, neighbors, and friends across the country lighting their first candle tonight a beautiful and #HappyHanukkah 4:07 PM · Dec 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 477 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 6.3K Likes 27 8m Replying to @AOC What's wrong with wishing us a merry Christmas? 21 27 Because it's the first night of Hanukah and not Christmas yet 27 99

Thanks Dad

Ed MD @notdred My father in law believes a YouTube video with two doctors who told him the vaccines change your DNA, over me, an actual vaccine researcher. How's your weekend going? 4:54 AM 3/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Ed MD @notdred My father in law believes a YouTube video with two doctors who told him the vaccines change your DNA, over me, an actual vaccine researcher. How's your weekend going? 4:54 AM 3/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Neil's Logic

Neil If masks were necessary for our survival as a species we would have evolved one by now. 6- 4d We haven't. We have noses and mouths. We have airways. It is not natural for people to go around with face masks on in their general life. And no amount of govt propaganda can change that. twitter.com/EmmaRoulstone/. This quoted Tweet is unavailable. O 9,140 L7 4,706 O 1,442 Replying to @ neil do you wear shoes 8:42 am 02 Aug 20 Twitter Web App

Neil If masks were necessary for our survival as a species we would have evolved one by now. 6- 4d We haven't. We have noses and mouths. We have airways. It is not natural for people to go around with face masks on in their general life. And no amount of govt propaganda can change that. twitter.com/EmmaRoulstone/. This quoted Tweet is unavailable. O 9,140 L7 4,706 O 1,442 Replying to @ neil do you wear shoes 8:42 am 02 Aug 20 Twitter Web App