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: Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 19:03:49 No.686011898 While there are guns and money, there won't be any freedom, Luisa. communism.jpg 176 KB JPG >anti-capitalist >gun control advocate >"Here's the protagonist of our cowboy game, people!" Face it, videogames were always woke, they just used to be more subtle about it Anonymous truth 08/19/24(Mon) 19:05:21 No.686012009 >>686020513 # Anonymous >>686011898 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon) 19:05:35 No.686012023 I don't remember the context. He could be just nihilistic about it.

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: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:53:20 No.68251878 >be awkward lonely khv that's never had female attention >washing dishes at work, minding my own business >Pretty waitress girl walks up to 44 KB JPG me >"Anon do you wanna go out on a date" >"S-sure!" >She starts laughing >Her coworker waitress friend who's also a Stacy comes in the back with a kazoo and confetti >"It was a dare!!" They laugh while saying in unison How do you respond? : Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:54:54 No.68251891 kill myself on the spot in front of them >>68251925 #

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Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat)22:19:55 No.23988523 My daughter will >know Latin fluently by age 8 >know Greek fluently by age 12 >know enough Aramaic to read the original Torah (from which the Hebrew targum derives) by age 16, to give her a basis for reading Semitic languages >have reading knowledge of all major Romance languages by age 16 >be fluent in German by age 16 >be conversationally fluent in Russian from casual speaking around the home by age 20, to give her a basis for reading Slavic languages >know just enough Sanskrit to translate shastras with a dictionary by age 24 >know between 2000 and 10000 Chinese radicals by age 24, selected for frequency of appearance in classical texts >learn mathematics via Euclid, Apollonius of Perga, Eratosthenes, Hipparchus, Archimedes, Ptolemy, Diophantus, Descartes, Fermat, Leibniz, Newton, and Euler, with additional study as desired (and in tandem with me) >have read all of the western classics with me by age 20, and read them continuously throughout her life >be severely beaten if she reads any literature published after 1960 and not vetted by me first >be able to read musical notation and play decent piano (but I will not pressure to play music her beyond that) >be a borderline asexual lesbian, pursuant to Paglia's belief that only semi-insane lesbians like Dickinson have access to the creative muse >be a practiced Goethean scientist and zarte Empirist, with near- expert knowledge of cloud types, minerals, plants, and animals, and expert knowledge in genera of her choosing >be soundly beaten for so much as expressing an interest in "smart- phones" or "popular culture" (prolefeed) >be beheaded via scimitar and replaced with her slightly younger sister if she breaks any of these rules or consorts with men >finally be allowed, after a certain point (decided by me), to date and marry ONE (1) world-historical man (as adjudged by me, after I reread Hegel's Philosophy of History five times consecutively and sign off on his eigentliche weltgeschichtlichkeit), on the understanding that I will torture him to death, dismember him, and send his remains via horsemen to fore symbolic corners of the earth if he disrespects her, followed by her beheading as well (with aforementioned scimitar) Anonymous 11/24/24(Sun)08:50:46 No.23989191 >>23988523 # my son will bench 200lbs at 15 and will r--- your daughter

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Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous good 66 KB JPG 11/24/24(Sun)21:01:36 No.206239810 >Goes to see wicked >Sneak in food obviously >Movie starts out with someone getting cucked >Child comes out different color, father doesn't divorce but raises the kid anyway >Made fun of for skin color >Turns out she's super nice and >Everyone realizes they shouldn't judge based on race >Judge her based on race at the end anyway >Google what happens in Wizard of Oz >The same witch goes on to enslave an entire group of people and animals >Tortures a lion >Enslaves some poor foreign girl >Witch is killed and everyone is happy to not be oppressed >Turns out they were right to judge based on skin color What did they mean by this?

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>> >> Anonymous 01/01/15(Thu)13:16:56 No.589805467 >>589805822 I got a f----- up story for you. >Be 20 >Need money >Meet 59 year old guy >Guy is a retired software engineer, loads of money >Guy tells me he has super hero fetish >Says he will pay me $500 per "session", no sex or touching on his part >Reluctantly agree >Get to his house >Has me dress into a highly detailed Superman costume >Pays me to "pretend I am being killed by a super villain" >Guy sits on the couch and jerks off while I roll around the floor and pretend to be getting killed by an evil villain >Guy is literally saying stuff like "F--- yeah Superman! I got you now!" while I do this >Do this multiple times a month, each time in a different costume like Spider Man, Green Lantern, etc. >Do this for around 6 months until I got a regular job Anonymous 01/01/15(Thu)13:19:52 No.589805822 File: ooooh.jpg (7 KB, 267x200) >>589805467 >"f--- yeah Superman! i got you now!"

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 7KXnZ81d) Republicucks ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/24/24(Sun)17:17:53 No.489470595 Tom Cotton Threatens to Invade Holland to Protect Israel's Government From ICC Arrest Warrant Phillip Nieto Nov 21st, 2024, 4:18 pm 796 comments X Post reddit MR. COTTON 242 KB PNG >"America first" >"One of our allies doesn't like our presi--- I mean, Israeli prime minister? We must invade that terrorist state!!!!" I wonder who really is in charge of America at this point.

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: Anonymous 990 KB PNG 11/24/24(Sun)15:40:51 No.79551945 >>79551899 (OP) # >There's no fixing a life time of crippling loneliness. i will fix you anon

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onymous ears ago vs today 17 KB JPG 10/01/24(Tue) 08:09:08 No.925286080 4chan turned 21 anon. What were you doing 10 years ago and how do you compare today? >10 years ago me: finishing highschool and starting college, full of motivation >Today me: about to be unemployed, suicidal, still no gf

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Anonymous 09/28/22(Wed)13:09:59 No.70377616 1664335122333743.jpg 612 KB JPG >sea creature breaks pipeline >humans blame eachother >they all die in ww3 >fish population returns

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Anonymous (ID: MSbdVsv/) + D White man, original version 11/07/24(Thu)13:44:18 No.487546563 E White man, scalp hair loss 40296786-0-image-a-31_1615392044558.jpg 138 KB JPG >"Never go bald. The worst thing a man can do is go bald." A quote by Donald Trump. Do you think he is correct? Does balding ruin a man's image? Anonymous (ID: G013A3GZ) I >>487546563 (OP) # 11/07/24(Thu)13:50:53 No.487547002 Coming from the far c--- who eats McDonald's everyday I don't think hair should be his greatest worry with his image.

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they don't have to be different. just not anemo, geo, dendro Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)06:37:37 No.502236874 >>502237107 >>502236476 you need to calc/test the damage she get's 15%/35%/65% DMG bunos for each element, but if the dupe elemt Characters buff her beyond that is worth, also if you want only one reaction like melt.reverse you don't want the third element Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)06:37:53 No.502236901 File: 1731565292756440.jpg (144 KB, 1000x1000) >>502236763 >>502237134 By far more than other regions. JP art is dominated by free expression and flourish. >> ☐ Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)06:38:01 No.502236910 >>502237167 >>502236720 >Thundering furv guess this will do. schl, Dahi42/8:21. Pineapple Pizza > Going Down the Genshin 4Chan Rabbit Hole Shurikle 3.36K subscribers Subscribed V CC ப 14 Share ↓ Download ...

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Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)16:52:11 No.78203388 Pepe.jpg 35 KB JPG >driving lessons >get bored while driving >thought of driving into traffic/pedestrians pops up : Anonymous >>78203388 (OP) # please take meds, you >>78203473 # 07/19/24(Fri)16:58:50 No.78203417

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Anonymous 134 KB JPG 11/22/24(Fri)00:56:49 No.695254250 >character has a gas mask Yup, that's a 10/10 design

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Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat) 16:13:05 No.927771643 >be me >Fbi agent that has spent decades backdooring software making it more vulnerable >Backdoor telecommunications infrastructure >Gets hacked 95 KB JPG >How could this happen? Should we go back to harrasing minorities?

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Anonymous Why are people so mean online? 509 KB PNG 10/31/24(Thu)21:36:10 No.693429748 >playing deadlock >I die and teammate gets mad and says "I bet you also suck in real life too. >I bet you work minimum wage with no girlfriend. >I respond and tell him that I bet he never touched a woman >he says that he's touching one right now >brings her on the mic and she calls me an incel >she starts giggling and meaning on the mic as he touches her >mfw I actually AM an incel. >lose motivation to keep playing >she says on the mic "are you crying right now? THIS LITTLE BIS CRYING LOL" Why are some of you guys so mean to other people in games.

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