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![File: 1415502294087.gif (500 KB, 500x300) Anonymous 03/09/15(Mon)19:47:45 No.16952921 [Reply] >>16952962 >be me >was in corps for 4 years >now GI Biller >studying mechanical engineering at uni >get offered exchange with a french university in Paris >mother is french, so I know a good lot of the language >accept >while there, decide to get a little job to make extra money >get hired at Subway >working there one night, it's empty >one of my ex squadmates enter the restaurant >make eye contact "well h--------." >greet each other and start talking >turns out he's on a trip here with his wife >tell him my story >"Damn I never knew you were half-frenchie" >starts talking in this retarded fake-french accent >"Ho ho hol I am ze french ! I eet ze baguette" >"F--- off. What sandwich do you want?" >"I eet ze one thirtee centimeeter with ze bread zat iz yellow" >That's the flat bread" >"Oui, le flat bread" >Keeps talking like a retard >get to the veggies >"I eet ze little black circles" >"The olives?" >"Oui olives in ze yellow sub, marine!"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/044/790/a0c.jpg "Anon joins the Marines | /r/Greentext")
![File: pngegg.png (125 KB, 488x604) Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)07:44:31 No.849571228 [Reply] D > be me > redditfag > decide to check out tiktok > download app > create account > log in > see video with girl in tight leggins > swipe up > another video with girl in tight leggins > swipe up > another video with girl in tight leggins > swipe up > girl moaning: "this is my outfit for today and if you don't like it you can leave" > swipe up > video with girl in tight leggins and ugly boyfriend what world have i just discovered?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/044/789/a9c.jpg "Main vein thrombosis | /r/Greentext")
![File: 220px-Qasem Soleimani_wit(.).jpg (15 KB, 220x330) Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)12:15:41 No.62731435 [Reply] ► >be me >famous general and fierce warrior >fighting a war with some idiots who want to enslave us >winning.jpg >in comes self acclaimed democratic union >not even democratic. They are ruled by this cabal of powerful religious nuts. Can't say their name, but it begins with a J. >mfw they help the other dudes. >get defeated >people in poverty >some dudes appear >they seem pretty cool >help us with poverty >idiots we were fighting desecrate one of our burial sites >go to help my people >mfw my vehicle explodes >still_alive.mp3 >they cool guys from before tell me it was the union >specifically that "J" group >f------ >the guys give me prosthetics >neat >but now I have a cough >and weird accent >start fighting against the "democratic" union >kill thousands of their soldiers >naturally all of them are white >kill dozens of the "J"s operatives >take their weapons as trophies >they send one of their top enforcers >we fight as men, in glorious melee >he hits me a bunch, I hit him a bunch >throw him to the ground >mfw when the f----- pulls out a pistol and shoots me >never mind me, the f------ are going to be killed by their own soldiers soon >be General Grievous >pic unrelated](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/044/506/710.jpg "Anon is a general | /r/Greentext")