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: Anonymous 02/22/21 (Mon)01:46:25 No.847995854 I'm a straight guy but I've fallen in love with my best friend, what should I do. I don't even like gay sex but I want to be in a relationship with him. He's also straight I think but he's never been in a relationship since I've known him at least so maybe he could be gay? Please give me some advice, should I tell him how I feel? 321 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/22/21(Mon)01:59:01 No.847996412 : Anonymous 02/22/21 (Mon)02:06:24 No.847996768 : Anonymous 02/22/21 (Mon)02:09:00 No.847996878 >i'm straight but 477 KB GIF : Anonymous 02/22/21 (Mon)02:19:05 No.847997284 >>847997464 # : Anonymous 02/22/21 (Mon)02:22:14 No.847997425 >>847995854 (OP) # >l'm in love with a man, but I'm not gay haha I swear it's just I want to marry him no h--- haha guys please I'm straight haha I just happen to like men lol haha xD no h--- tho I'm just attracted to men haha F------ lost M8 it's fine if you're gay, but your mental gymnastics are just f------ with you, even though they are hilarious

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: Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat)08:49:09 No.54508315 >be me >live with a girl >bigtiddygothgf.png >have been with her for 6 years now >there's one problem >she only uses me to satisfy her primal urges 8 KB GIF >every single morning and sometimes before bed she remembers my existence and wants me to fulfil her bodily needs >that's it >besides that, I have no other functions in the relationship >because of it im always stressed and think about losing her, being replaced, always worry that I no longer satisfy her, think that I've become rusty >then suddenly >one day she comes back home visibly depressed >doesn't look at me at all for a while >after a week she suddenly remembers that I exist, and this time it seems like she believes | can help in other ways >she wants to go to the bathroom for some reason >we go there, the bath is filled with hot water >she wants us to bathe together >she gets in first, then helps me climb in as well >suddenly drops me >she's immediately electrocuted >mfw im a toaster

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: Anonymous 02/06/19(Wed)17:42:29 No.50829211 this happened a few years ago >have a crush on girl >manage to get her over to my house to watch a movie >we're both on the couch watching it >she grabs my arm and wraps it 40 KB JPG around her so we're cuddled together and she starts leaning into me more >just stay like that for a while, feels good >at some point she gets up and goes to the bathroom >when she comes back to the bathroom i look up and see she doesn't have a shirt or bra on >her t------ are just... right there and she's looking right at me >brain completely freezes and i'm totally confused >i give her a f------ thumbs up and say nice t--- then go back to watching the movie >she stands there for a few seconds then goes back to the bathroom and puts her bra and shirt back on and watches the rest of the movie like nothing happened i think that is the most autistic moment in my life View Thread

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: Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)15:49:12 No.38371043 >uncle was dying of cancer >on hospital bed >doctors said he had 1 day left to live >sad, go to my room and lock the door >radomly decide to do a blood sacrifice by sacrificing my life for his >drew a pentagram on a piece of paper 19 KB JPG and then cut my palm with a knife and soaked the paper with blood >prayed that my uncle gets better in exchange for my life >next day uncle makes a miraculous recovery This was just a coincidence r-right?

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Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears in Rain, Sc0 >Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone >times are tough as f--- as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together >we move from old nintendo and s--- to WoW raiding and so on >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university >follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer >time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed >visit him every single day >week ago >1 >"Hey Anon, was I a good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son" >2 seconds later, flatline >today >finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom >find a notebook >in details he wrote every day he spent with me >"today me and anon went to carnival and did etc." >every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" >last entry is before he enters the hospital >"All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can" You were the bets old man, godspeed to you.

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Anonymous 02/07/20(Fri)13:51:35 No. 128922431 ► >128929945 >128932817 >>128934672 >>128934732 >>128934995 >>128935435 File: B468EA4D-30FC-4043-9DB1-6().jpg (154 KB, 1280x720) >When you're dying of cancer, you learn to appreciate the small things in life >for example, I developed a taste for subway sandwiches. Specifically the meatball marinara >do you recall serving me my meatball sub 8 months ago? >l asked for extra marinara sauce, and you barely put any more on. There was plenty left in the tub, but you refused to give me what I asked for >now, you face a saucy situation of your own. Since you are so greedy with marinara sauce, I'm going to give you all the marinara sauce you could ever want >the diving helmet on your head will soon fill with that sweet and savoury sauce, if you can't drink it fast enough, you will drown in the delicious condiment >live or die, make your choice

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1500590969099.jpg (78 KB, 346x450) google yandex >make post criticizing google >next captcha shows street near my house

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: Anonymous 02/22/21 (Mon)22:26:31 No.848016582 >be me 7th grade >have sex Ed class instead of PE >at lunch talking about how cringe that was >goth girl pipes in >'I know right. I don't even know why I had to be there. My boyfriend and I have sex all the time' >Bitch no one asked you >"so that makes you a slut then right. Also isn't your boyfriend like 30? So not only are you a slut but you're dating a p--------." >autism doesn't let me control my volume >teacher hears me >ANON GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE >mad as f--- >principal is chill though >asks me what happened and why I called goth girl a slut >l didn't call her a slut. She was telling us she has had sex multiple times before with her boyfriend who's like 30. So I implied that she is either a liar or a slut. >his brow furrows >that's a serious accusation >I'm not accusing anyone of anything. I'm just drawing conclusions >well regardless I'm going to have to suspend you for 2 days because of your behavior >it was Thursday so I was suspended Friday and Monday. >ffw Monday night >eating dinner and dad is watching the news >a man has been arrested for statutory r--- of a minor >it's goth girls boyfriend >kek internally But wait there's more >school on Tuesday >goth girl not there >story of what happened spreads >cps shows up at house >goth girl is getting f----- right at that moment. >parents there at the time >cps comes in and catches the guy in her room trying to get dressed >gets arrested >goth girl tells cps it's okay her parents told them it was fine >parents arrested too. >she's in foster care >kek violently >my autism stopped a p-------- and ruined a family I looked her up on Facebook recently and she dropped the goth look but now she's a crack w----

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: Anonymous 01/23/17(Mon)19:02:10 No.365059692 ITT: Autistic things that Video Games made you do: >in middle school >8/10 qt3.14 >heard she liked Super Mario and 37 KB JPG Zelda >completely in love with this girl >she has no idea who I am >see her sitting with her friends at lunch >want to get her attention and impress her somehow >get a massive run up >jump past their seat >as loud as I can scream "YAHOO" just like Mario as loud as I can >turn around and face her with a massive alpha grin like I just killed a bear in front of them >her friends look at me and laugh >she stares at me going red in the face >l wink at her and walk away >find out she has a boyfriend when he beats me up in the car park after school I find it incredibly hard to talk to girls now days. And in my defence it was a pretty impressive jump; but this experience haunts me so much. Why didn't I just say 'hello'?

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: Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin wm >they gave a slut at our school 575 KB JPG 500 USD to f--- me >they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity

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: Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)19:48:24 No.15514415 "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?" >"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh..." "Th-this one..." (points to menu] >"Say it." 39 KB JPG "What?" >"Say. It." "I'd like a... r.rooty t-toot..." >"Say it like you mean it." [starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f.f- fresh n... n fruity..."

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NEAT 1. #103618555 10/17/18, 5:00 PM >mfw I realize all of Spider-Man's enemies are modeled after the spider's natural predators 9 REPLIES 2 #103618579 10/17/18 5:01 PM >>103618555 OP How is an octopus a natural predator for spiders? 2 REPLIES 3 #103618601 10/17/18 5:02 PM >>103618555 OP Rhino, alien symbiote, electricity, etc.... seems legit. 2 REPLIES 4 #103618607 10/17/18 5:03 PM >>103618555 OP Ah yes, the greatest of the natural predators, the goblin.

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O Anonymous 02/22/21(Mon)04:42:18 No.848003433 Autistic friend stories. I'll start. >Be me >Go to boarding school in Germany >Friends with an autistic Chinese kid in my dorm >He gets really into German culture >Starts talking about foreigners coming to Germany >Starts saying Germany will become Germistan if they keep letting Muslims in >Starts talking about how the German race needs to be kept pure >ohNo.jpg >won't listen to reason >more extreme every day >idea.jpg >"I'll make an account on an autistic people forum and ask them" >Make account >Ask question >Answers are all autistic >mfw

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: Anonymous 02/21/21(Sun)22:53:56 No.847953789 >be a woman >turn 30 >life over 53 KB JPG

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Anonymous 09/27/20(Sun)20:42:13 No.209345239 >>209345415 >>209347592 >>209348568 >>209349383 File: tomboy.jpg (218 KB, 1330x512) Smile There wagn't anyone there that could stop the tomboy. >>209267022 # >tfw your wife calls herself your Amazon, is nearly a foot taller than you, and can carry you around with ease >Used to be super embarrassed of her back in college because she'd emasculate me doing things like bridal carry me around the dorm, tape signs to my dorm room declaring it as her property, loudly tell her friends about how she'd dom me in bed, etc. >For years only let me initiate sex if I could pull off a physical feat she assigned (climb up to her window on the second floor, run five laps around campus, do a hundred pull-ups, etc.) >Was even the one that proposed to me at a Christmas party in front of all our friends. Even on one knee she was around chest-level to me >Took her hunting with me and my friends. We all got jack s---, and she nabbed a near record-setting buck with a f------ bow. >Only realized in the last few years I'm living the dream of thousands of guys

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: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)18:37:23 No.78605778E >be me >go on Reddit >see that a post has gold and silver >wot.jpg 83 KB JPG >ffw a few weeks >see a post that made me laugh >click on button to give gold >a menu comes up to buy gold >confusion.jpg >click on buy gold >asks for a payment method >what the f--- >some f------ actually spend money to give a medal to posts and comments that they enjoy >mfw

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: Anonymous 08/15/19(Thu)22:34:36 No.807214230 >be me,5 years ago >sitting alone in hospital room with 94 year old dad >nothing wrong with him just old and his time is coming >just sitting there with him when suddenly he starts whistling we,ll 2 KB JPG meet again by Vera Lynn >after he finishes I look at him and tell him it was a good song >he looks up at me from his bed "Damn f------ right it was. Best song in the world" >I go onto my phone and put on the song and we listen for a while >after awhile more of hanging out I leave and go home for the night >wake up in the morning to a text from my sister that he died a bit after I left >mfw we,ll meet again pops. some day

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: Anonymous 02/21/21(Sun)16:35:05 No.62437037 >coworkers start talking about how they lost their virginity 17 KB JPG

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Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:31:25 No.609857223 I'd like to tell a story >be me last summer >not too beta but spend all time inside on computer (also virginfag) >vidya, animu, p---, etc. >parents cool with lifestyle but dad 68 KB JPG always tries to get me out of my shell >offers to pay for a flight to Europe >i'm not too interested (murica f--- yeah) but figure its a free trip >fly into Munich >reenact german invasion (train to Poland, Denmark, Norway, France and Belgium) >pretty uneventful, just go to lame tourist traps and sometimes local bars >want to lose virginity >decide to go to Amsterdam my last two days Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:34:04 No.609857553 >>609857440 >stay in hostel, first day just walk around, notice some clubs and brothels 579 KB JPG >figure l'll go to club and try to talk up a girl, and if that fails I'll atleast hit up a brothel >night cometh, go to closest club >can hear music from outside, no line just a bouncer outside >this guy is f------ ripped, has 3 inches on me atleast (im 6'2) >long hair >long beard >beard braided to a point >nordic blood flowing strong >a f------ viking blocking my entrance to the club >get up to door expecting to be turned away >what a twist, lets me in no problem >>609857883 Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:36:07 No.609857850 >>609857515 >typical club, lots of bros and rave chicks >get a drink and look around at the girls 873 KB JPG >see one fine ass girl, long blonde hair with flower hairband, pierced nose >dancing by herself, figure she came alone or her friends are away >go up to her and start dancing >we dance a little, I ask her where shes from >"sweden" >ask her name >"Sky" >doubt its her real name, f------ hippies but shes so hot >we dance and I buy her a few drinks >asks me if I want to do molly >never done anything but pot, but hey this may go somewhere 22609857980 # 2609858074 # >>609857883 That would be hard >we keep dancing, she starts grinding on me more and more >please dont get hard please dont get hard 205 KB JPG >get hard >after about 20 seconds of grinding on my hard d--- she turns around >big smile on her face, puts hand on the front of my pants >l put my arms around her and we kind of sway to the music while she strokes >she stops >"follow me" >she leads me away from the pit and bar to the mens bathroom >ohgodthisisit >a guy is coming out as we go in, just smiles at us >some stalls are closed and a guy is washing his hands but doesnt see us go to the last stall >she unzips my pants >drops to her knees, starts going as if my d--- is rotting fish or whatever the f--- they eat >l c-- in less than a minute >s--- happens >she kind of giggles and swallows >unzips and takes off her pants Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:39:55 No.609858305 >>609858074 Aye Aye captain 73 KB JPG >bends over the toilet >l've gone soft, start to eat her out >shes loving it, though I have no idea what I'm doing >a few minutes into it she turns around >Rim my ass >pokerface.jpeg >never thought l'd do something so nasty but I'm pretty buzzed and horny >start to rim her ass, shes moaning loudly >all of the sudden hear a knock at the urinal >"open the door" >oh s--- >get up from the floor >open the door >>609858392# >>609858560 >>609858579 # Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)23:41:36 No.609858487 >>609858330 >l'ts the f------ nordic bouncer >'what do you think you're doing in here?" 280 KB JPG >I stumble over words, "I uhh we were just uhh" >he pushes past me, I see girl is still bent over >he gets on the floor >what the f--- >bouncer starts eating her ass >shes moaning even louder than before >I'm f------ frozen in awe >finally get courage and speak up >"what the f--- are you doing?" >bouncer turns to me and says >"Skys rim belongs to the nords" Reinvented by Fracati for iFunny :) ifunny.co

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