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Anonymous 45243472 42,2 KB JPG >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" >... >He's technically right >I am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES 0 IMAGES Anonymous 45243502 Nice keep going man REPLY
Anonymous 45243472 42,2 KB JPG >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" >... >He's technically right >I am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES 0 IMAGES Anonymous 45243502 Nice keep going man REPLY

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Anon dislikes Androids | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous Mon, Nov 4, 2024 19:44:11 No.18304545 File: 4 KB, 250x250, IMG_0083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quoted by: >>18304559 >>18304586 >>18304594 >>18304616 >>18305380 >>18305507 >>18305581 >>18306781 >>18307501 >>18313136 >>18313196 what kind of f------ loser has an android under the age of 40 lmaoo00 imagine asking for a girls snap and pulling out a samsung guacamole 550 genuine autist behavior >but it costs less for more processing power and the camera has over 6.82 more depth frames per gigabyte storage сарас- just shut up you freak with a keyboard and go back to playing with your legos autistic freak everyone knows the android is probably cheaper and has better parts but the difference between me and you is that I understand societal norms and you have literal autism and will never touch a p----. It's the same with torrenting I'm not saying torrenting doesn't make financial sense and logically you have more choice, But it's a social red flag and Like I said the difference between you and me is that I understand that and you have autism
☐ Anonymous Mon, Nov 4, 2024 19:44:11 No.18304545 File: 4 KB, 250x250, IMG_0083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quoted by: >>18304559 >>18304586 >>18304594 >>18304616 >>18305380 >>18305507 >>18305581 >>18306781 >>18307501 >>18313136 >>18313196 what kind of f------ loser has an android under the age of 40 lmaoo00 imagine asking for a girls snap and pulling out a samsung guacamole 550 genuine autist behavior >but it costs less for more processing power and the camera has over 6.82 more depth frames per gigabyte storage сарас- just shut up you freak with a keyboard and go back to playing with your legos autistic freak everyone knows the android is probably cheaper and has better parts but the difference between me and you is that I understand societal norms and you have literal autism and will never touch a p----. It's the same with torrenting I'm not saying torrenting doesn't make financial sense and logically you have more choice, But it's a social red flag and Like I said the difference between you and me is that I understand that and you have autism

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Shit Hits the Floor | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Is India the most pathetic country in the world? 05/10/25(Sat)17:48:36 No.504417277 Is India the most pathetic cou(...) 20 KB PNG >claim to be superpower 2030 >start s--- with your neighbor >become the first country to lose a rafale jet >p---- out and call for ceasefire Anonymous (ID: 68cPJzdH ) >>504417277 (OP). >call for ceasefire 05/10/25(Sat) 17:53:01 No.504417589 If that's true, that simply means All the damage was on Pakistani side, India just wanted to keep it that way.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Is India the most pathetic country in the world? 05/10/25(Sat)17:48:36 No.504417277 Is India the most pathetic cou(...) 20 KB PNG >claim to be superpower 2030 >start s--- with your neighbor >become the first country to lose a rafale jet >p---- out and call for ceasefire Anonymous (ID: 68cPJzdH ) >>504417277 (OP). >call for ceasefire 05/10/25(Sat) 17:53:01 No.504417589 If that's true, that simply means All the damage was on Pakistani side, India just wanted to keep it that way.

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Imagine book reviewers who are illiterate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 70 PC Gamer 05/06/25(Tue)20:09:41 No.709091536 APR 23, 2025 Clair Obscur: Expedition 33's gorgeously realized world is let down by its emphasis on combat, marred by a few fatal stumbles. FULL REVIEW 1725380803831018.png 58 KB PNG Do journalists even like video games? PC
Anonymous 70 PC Gamer 05/06/25(Tue)20:09:41 No.709091536 APR 23, 2025 Clair Obscur: Expedition 33's gorgeously realized world is let down by its emphasis on combat, marred by a few fatal stumbles. FULL REVIEW 1725380803831018.png 58 KB PNG Do journalists even like video games? PC

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What Episode 1 does to a MF | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous M 351 KB PNG 10/29/21 (Fri)12:02:20 No.65944874 >be me >watching Star Wars with 7 year old nephew >trying to explain the plot of The Phantom Menace to him >"The Trade Federation is invading Naboo because Naboo won't pay their taxes" >"what are taxes?" >"Taxes are like extra money you have to give to the government whenever you buy stuff" >"That sounds evil" >Explain to him that taxes are a thing in real life Mfw my nephew says he wants to join the rebellion and destroy the US President now.
: Anonymous M 351 KB PNG 10/29/21 (Fri)12:02:20 No.65944874 >be me >watching Star Wars with 7 year old nephew >trying to explain the plot of The Phantom Menace to him >"The Trade Federation is invading Naboo because Naboo won't pay their taxes" >"what are taxes?" >"Taxes are like extra money you have to give to the government whenever you buy stuff" >"That sounds evil" >Explain to him that taxes are a thing in real life Mfw my nephew says he wants to join the rebellion and destroy the US President now.

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What's their endgame? | /r/Greentext

HAPPENING!! THE PAKIS HAVE VIOLATED THE CEASEFIRE!! PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!! HAPPENING!! THE PAKIS HAVE VIO(...) 05/10/25(Sat)09:28:45 No.504383766 IT'S HAPPENING >Pick fights with other countries >Get blown into smithereens >Repeat What do they hope to accomplish? 68 KB JPG Omeris
HAPPENING!! THE PAKIS HAVE VIOLATED THE CEASEFIRE!! PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!! HAPPENING!! THE PAKIS HAVE VIO(...) 05/10/25(Sat)09:28:45 No.504383766 IT'S HAPPENING >Pick fights with other countries >Get blown into smithereens >Repeat What do they hope to accomplish? 68 KB JPG Omeris

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Anon is an average Metal Gear fan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)22:32:03 No.701795157 884 KB PNG >You know, in Metal Gear Solid 2 they predicted all this tttttt
Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)22:32:03 No.701795157 884 KB PNG >You know, in Metal Gear Solid 2 they predicted all this tttttt

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Anon studies Engineering | /r/Greentext

File: b504121bca959ea94e42e0dc4(...).jpg (35 KB, 640x635) Too easy Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)2 >be engineering degree >be final year >be dissertation >be references >"Wikipedia" >"arduino subreddit" >"nasa.gov" >refuse to elaborate >... >be 1 month later >be grade >be 88%
File: b504121bca959ea94e42e0dc4(...).jpg (35 KB, 640x635) Too easy Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)2 >be engineering degree >be final year >be dissertation >be references >"Wikipedia" >"arduino subreddit" >"nasa.gov" >refuse to elaborate >... >be 1 month later >be grade >be 88%

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Nerds want to flex | /r/Greentext

karambit-case-hardened-387.png 767 KB PNG >a digital knife is worth $1.5 million How did we go from $2.50 horse armor to this?
karambit-case-hardened-387.png 767 KB PNG >a digital knife is worth $1.5 million How did we go from $2.50 horse armor to this?

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Anon is stuck in the loop. | /r/Greentext

File: 66th-no-way-its-osaka-v0-(...).png (393 KB, 1080x1042) Anonymous 05/10/25(Sat)04:33:34 No.81115367 [Reply] >be me >meet guy >any guy >start catching feelings because I quite literally don't have anyone else in my life >maybe he says he likes me back >get flashes of everyone that has ever claimed to love me >remember how they all left when they got to know me enough >remember that it feels like someone sticking a knife on your heart and twisting it until it stops beating >leave him before he can leave me >start feeling lonely after some time >meet guy >any guy >start catc
File: 66th-no-way-its-osaka-v0-(...).png (393 KB, 1080x1042) Anonymous 05/10/25(Sat)04:33:34 No.81115367 [Reply] >be me >meet guy >any guy >start catching feelings because I quite literally don't have anyone else in my life >maybe he says he likes me back >get flashes of everyone that has ever claimed to love me >remember how they all left when they got to know me enough >remember that it feels like someone sticking a knife on your heart and twisting it until it stops beating >leave him before he can leave me >start feeling lonely after some time >meet guy >any guy >start catc

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Anon is questioning himself. | /r/Greentext

Guys W-- did I do? >Be me >Get new job in new office >First day >Greeted by 10/10 blond in p--- esque outfit. >Let's call her Ashley >Long golden locks >T--- ready to burst out of her blouse >Ass for days >Highest f------ heels I've ever seen >Pic isn't her but that's how she was dressed >Try not to stare because I don't want to creep her out >Don't wanna get fired from dream job because woman had a woman moment >Shows me around the office while being super friendly >Introduces me to co worker who'll train me >Leaves us >Panties just barely out of sight >Should probably mention office has like 3 other dudes but 20+ women. >All the women wear unflattering pant suits >Go in to work next morning >Ashley is in unflattering pant suit >Don't think much about it >Figure the day I started was the one day she dressed like that and this is how she normally dresses >Next day she has an ugly bobcut >Hear her telling co worker that long hair was a hassle >Again don't think about it >Continue to work there for a year >She kept the same look throughout the year >Get better job 2 months ago >Basically old job but with 12% pay raise >Pretty near to my old job so if I have lunch at the nearby food court I see a lot of old co workers >See Ashley at the food court within my first week at new job >Dressed like a slutty p--- secretary I've seen her a couple times since then. She's always dressed slutty and I notice that her hair is getting longer. As soon as I got there she started trying to make herself as unsexy as possible and the moment I leave she's dressed like a pornstar. What did I do? I rarely ever saw her since our desks were on opposite sides of the room with a lot of people in between. The very few times we spoke it was always for work purposes. I always tried my hardest to not creep the women out so idk what happened.
Guys W-- did I do? >Be me >Get new job in new office >First day >Greeted by 10/10 blond in p--- esque outfit. >Let's call her Ashley >Long golden locks >T--- ready to burst out of her blouse >Ass for days >Highest f------ heels I've ever seen >Pic isn't her but that's how she was dressed >Try not to stare because I don't want to creep her out >Don't wanna get fired from dream job because woman had a woman moment >Shows me around the office while being super friendly >Introduces me to co worker who'll train me >Leaves us >Panties just barely out of sight >Should probably mention office has like 3 other dudes but 20+ women. >All the women wear unflattering pant suits >Go in to work next morning >Ashley is in unflattering pant suit >Don't think much about it >Figure the day I started was the one day she dressed like that and this is how she normally dresses >Next day she has an ugly bobcut >Hear her telling co worker that long hair was a hassle >Again don't think about it >Continue to work there for a year >She kept the same look throughout the year >Get better job 2 months ago >Basically old job but with 12% pay raise >Pretty near to my old job so if I have lunch at the nearby food court I see a lot of old co workers >See Ashley at the food court within my first week at new job >Dressed like a slutty p--- secretary I've seen her a couple times since then. She's always dressed slutty and I notice that her hair is getting longer. As soon as I got there she started trying to make herself as unsexy as possible and the moment I leave she's dressed like a pornstar. What did I do? I rarely ever saw her since our desks were on opposite sides of the room with a lot of people in between. The very few times we spoke it was always for work purposes. I always tried my hardest to not creep the women out so idk what happened.

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Anons dad is in danger | /r/Greentext

1/1 6H47A70u (OP) · BE 30m (05/10/25 04:43) 504352498 5 Re 0 Img PNG 33KB (200 × 158). pepe-eating-with-toasted-bread-on-head-thumbnail.png 3 Replies >Ukraine vs Russia >Israel vs Arabs >India vs Pakistan This is getting spicy. Who's going to war next? 1/1 ITaxzsml US 25m (05/10/25 04:48) 504352825 >>504352498 (OP) Monsters VS Aliens 1/1 4aqx3Jm8 US 19m (05/10/25 04:54) 504353276 >>504352498 (OP) Me vs your dad's a------
1/1 6H47A70u (OP) · BE 30m (05/10/25 04:43) 504352498 5 Re 0 Img PNG 33KB (200 × 158). pepe-eating-with-toasted-bread-on-head-thumbnail.png 3 Replies >Ukraine vs Russia >Israel vs Arabs >India vs Pakistan This is getting spicy. Who's going to war next? 1/1 ITaxzsml US 25m (05/10/25 04:48) 504352825 >>504352498 (OP) Monsters VS Aliens 1/1 4aqx3Jm8 US 19m (05/10/25 04:54) 504353276 >>504352498 (OP) Me vs your dad's a------

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just the boys enjoying high quality African music and multi-cultural enrichment. #RespectBlackVoice...

>They don't understand the things I say on twitter >All my n----- Nazis >Heil Hitler >N---- Heil Hitler >N---- Heil Hitler >All my n----- Nazis >Heil Hitler Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:55:25 No.504276182 >>504276149 (OP) All my n----- heil hitler Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:55:44 No.504276197 File: pepe-listening-to-music.gif (26 KB, 640x516) >yes i am a cuck >>504276265 >i like when n----- f--- on my bitch Anonymous Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:56:34 No.504276244 >>504276265 >>504276320 >>504276244 File: GqBzXhJbEAA7c-9.jpg (88 KB, 750x727) NHH BLAP! I got your back Kany- "I've got your back br-" Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:56:36 No.504276246 >>504276149 (OP) N---- HEIL HITLER Anonymous >>504276244 >>504276197 Seething k---- 05/09/25(Fri)01:57:05 No.504276265 https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/504276149#p504276320 05/09/25(Fri)01:58:10 No.504276320
>They don't understand the things I say on twitter >All my n----- Nazis >Heil Hitler >N---- Heil Hitler >N---- Heil Hitler >All my n----- Nazis >Heil Hitler Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:55:25 No.504276182 >>504276149 (OP) All my n----- heil hitler Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:55:44 No.504276197 File: pepe-listening-to-music.gif (26 KB, 640x516) >yes i am a cuck >>504276265 >i like when n----- f--- on my bitch Anonymous Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:56:34 No.504276244 >>504276265 >>504276320 >>504276244 File: GqBzXhJbEAA7c-9.jpg (88 KB, 750x727) NHH BLAP! I got your back Kany- "I've got your back br-" Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:56:36 No.504276246 >>504276149 (OP) N---- HEIL HITLER Anonymous >>504276244 >>504276197 Seething k---- 05/09/25(Fri)01:57:05 No.504276265 https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/504276149#p504276320 05/09/25(Fri)01:58:10 No.504276320

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Anon learns about the algorithm | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 05/09/25(Fri)18:36:56 No.76121270 >go on the internet >everyone is into lifting and looksmaxxing and gen z is getting aesthetic bro whoa look muscle mummy hard bass remix phonk motivation >go outside >literally everyone is FAT as F--- : Anonymous >>76121270 (OP) # 05/09/25(Fri)18:38:33 No.76121273 Almost like social media feeds you content it thinks will keep you on the site longer and isn't reflective of real life or something : Anonymous >>76121270 (OP) # 05/09/25(Fri)18:41:21 No.76121283 The most shocked I've ever been in my own f------ home state, which is not American NOR poor, was when I went to Costco on a Saturday morning. That's when you get a true slice of how disgusting the average person is. : Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)19:04:03 No.76121341 When I go outside people look like in this video. Everyone is in shape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1rwXZcF6Zw [Open] : Anonymous >>76121270 (OP) # 05/09/25(Fri)19:07:10 No.76121354 >>literally everyone is FAT as F--- It's sad and true but that's because we live near too many old people. College towns are full of hot fit people.
: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 05/09/25(Fri)18:36:56 No.76121270 >go on the internet >everyone is into lifting and looksmaxxing and gen z is getting aesthetic bro whoa look muscle mummy hard bass remix phonk motivation >go outside >literally everyone is FAT as F--- : Anonymous >>76121270 (OP) # 05/09/25(Fri)18:38:33 No.76121273 Almost like social media feeds you content it thinks will keep you on the site longer and isn't reflective of real life or something : Anonymous >>76121270 (OP) # 05/09/25(Fri)18:41:21 No.76121283 The most shocked I've ever been in my own f------ home state, which is not American NOR poor, was when I went to Costco on a Saturday morning. That's when you get a true slice of how disgusting the average person is. : Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)19:04:03 No.76121341 When I go outside people look like in this video. Everyone is in shape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1rwXZcF6Zw [Open] : Anonymous >>76121270 (OP) # 05/09/25(Fri)19:07:10 No.76121354 >>literally everyone is FAT as F--- It's sad and true but that's because we live near too many old people. College towns are full of hot fit people.

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frenchanon should shove a rafale up his ass | /r/Greentext

1/1 m7XJWCH2. FR 2h (05/09/25 23:27) · 504313462 2 Replies >be a disgusting pajeet piece of trash >try to fly a rafale >have to take a s--- >s--- everywhere >can't see s---, only the brown of s--- >crash >disgusting pakistanese take credit for rajeet's bowel movement >pajeets blame the plane
1/1 m7XJWCH2. FR 2h (05/09/25 23:27) · 504313462 2 Replies >be a disgusting pajeet piece of trash >try to fly a rafale >have to take a s--- >s--- everywhere >can't see s---, only the brown of s--- >crash >disgusting pakistanese take credit for rajeet's bowel movement >pajeets blame the plane

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Anon starts a new job | /r/Greentext

Screen Shot 2025-05-09 at(...).png (447 KB, 929x520) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)12:51:19 No.934326047 >be me >pope leo XIV (pronounced "leo ziv") >first day on the job >supervisor arrives >"you ziv?" >"y-y-yes sir" >"come with me. i'll show you around" >takes me down to a basement below st peter's >huh, never knew there was a basement here >"by the way, ziv- if you tell anyone about this, you're fired" >really need the paycheck so whatever, fine >he takes me inside >there's an incredibly lifelike statue of jesus on the cross >it starts moving >it starts moaning >whatthefuck.mp3 >supervisor pipes up >"ziv, meet jesus. he won't be up there much longer. he'll suffocate in about a half hour." >whatthefuck.mp3.exe >>"yeah, long story short, jesus made the ultimate sacrifice for our sins, but dying once is not the ultimate sacrifice. he needs to suffer and die forever" >savemedearallah.mov >jesus is no longer moving >"wow, that was quicker than i thought. let's get outta here, ziv. we'll be back in 3 days" >mfw
Screen Shot 2025-05-09 at(...).png (447 KB, 929x520) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)12:51:19 No.934326047 >be me >pope leo XIV (pronounced "leo ziv") >first day on the job >supervisor arrives >"you ziv?" >"y-y-yes sir" >"come with me. i'll show you around" >takes me down to a basement below st peter's >huh, never knew there was a basement here >"by the way, ziv- if you tell anyone about this, you're fired" >really need the paycheck so whatever, fine >he takes me inside >there's an incredibly lifelike statue of jesus on the cross >it starts moving >it starts moaning >whatthefuck.mp3 >supervisor pipes up >"ziv, meet jesus. he won't be up there much longer. he'll suffocate in about a half hour." >whatthefuck.mp3.exe >>"yeah, long story short, jesus made the ultimate sacrifice for our sins, but dying once is not the ultimate sacrifice. he needs to suffer and die forever" >savemedearallah.mov >jesus is no longer moving >"wow, that was quicker than i thought. let's get outta here, ziv. we'll be back in 3 days" >mfw

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