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: Anonymous 11/18/23(Sat) 19:30:41 No.657881745 red-alert2-web.jpg 380 KB JPG >RTS requires planning, thinking and concentration to play >Zoomers don't have those skills because they spend all their free time watching dumb s--- on tiktok >RTS is now a dead genre thanks to zoomies being retarded
: Anonymous 11/18/23(Sat) 19:30:41 No.657881745 red-alert2-web.jpg 380 KB JPG >RTS requires planning, thinking and concentration to play >Zoomers don't have those skills because they spend all their free time watching dumb s--- on tiktok >RTS is now a dead genre thanks to zoomies being retarded

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The right autist in the wrong place? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)19:04:03 No.696237364 Gordon-Freeman-Half-Life-Portrait-1-3522175478.jpg 53 KB JPG >is non-verbal >walks, stands, and kills (repetitive movements) >stacks objects to progress >fixated on science and is a MIT graduate So is he canonically autistic?
Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)19:04:03 No.696237364 Gordon-Freeman-Half-Life-Portrait-1-3522175478.jpg 53 KB JPG >is non-verbal >walks, stands, and kills (repetitive movements) >stacks objects to progress >fixated on science and is a MIT graduate So is he canonically autistic?

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Anon Nootices | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: hzvGQPKG >>491091484 (OP) # 12/11/24(Wed) 07:49:08 No.491094654 >be shooter luigi don greaseball >family f----- over by the system >fight the man >system puts out reward for reporting luigi don greaseball >NPC reports luigi don greaseball to the man >NPC asks for his payment >also f----- over by system many such cases
Anonymous (ID: hzvGQPKG >>491091484 (OP) # 12/11/24(Wed) 07:49:08 No.491094654 >be shooter luigi don greaseball >family f----- over by the system >fight the man >system puts out reward for reporting luigi don greaseball >NPC reports luigi don greaseball to the man >NPC asks for his payment >also f----- over by system many such cases

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Anon disagrees with how the world is going | /r/Greentext

File: 20181205-181205a.png (14 KB, 739x481) Transição religiosa no Brasil: 1940-2032 10 10 50 40 Cadi M 201 10 27 34 40 82 Π 713 SAB Font: BGE 1940 a 2010 projeções para 2002 +2033 Anonymous 12/10/24(Tue)22:34:21 No. 17338593 >>17338595 >>17338610 >be progressive catholic >feel the church must focus more on the poor >creates a theology out of it >your ideals dominate most of the latin American church for decades >have unironically marxist priests >catholicism decline, gets replaced by pentecostalism >tf the country gets less than 50% catholic >evangelicals are predicted to surpass catholics by 2030 >evangelicalism is more common among the poor, brown people, despite being more conservative Is Traditionalisn the only way to revive Catholicism in Latin America?
File: 20181205-181205a.png (14 KB, 739x481) Transição religiosa no Brasil: 1940-2032 10 10 50 40 Cadi M 201 10 27 34 40 82 Π 713 SAB Font: BGE 1940 a 2010 projeções para 2002 +2033 Anonymous 12/10/24(Tue)22:34:21 No. 17338593 >>17338595 >>17338610 >be progressive catholic >feel the church must focus more on the poor >creates a theology out of it >your ideals dominate most of the latin American church for decades >have unironically marxist priests >catholicism decline, gets replaced by pentecostalism >tf the country gets less than 50% catholic >evangelicals are predicted to surpass catholics by 2030 >evangelicalism is more common among the poor, brown people, despite being more conservative Is Traditionalisn the only way to revive Catholicism in Latin America?

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Anon Is Going To The Zoo (How About You?) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 244 KB PNG 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread
Anonymous 244 KB PNG 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread

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Anon purports a simulation theory | /r/Greentext

YP Anonymous NY Serious Simulation S--- Afoot YPO MY NYPD YPO HYP KYPE NY NY com stoppers stoppers P 559 KB JPG being NYPD NYPO NYPO NYPD 12/10/24(Tue)22:32:55 No.928497961 Ok guys, bear with me. >roommate is a psychic furry genie f-- >said psychic fury genie f-- (aka my roommate) recently made contact with a higher dimensional spiritual You water fast for three days, on hour 73 you ingest a heroic dose of laxatives (2-3 times the standard dose for adults) to the point of a prolapsed anus. Once the downward s--- geyser starts to spew, drink a concoction of 1 part bleach to 60 parts water to stay hydroxoly hydrated. >so my roommate does this weird ritual and makes contact >this spiritual being said that we're amidst a test that surrounds drones and the slaughter of former (now deceased) cuck UHC CEO >if we don't get the answer right, the server will get wiped since we've spiraled into an undesired state >if we Sherlock Holmes this s--- then we all have a personal paradise (think lucid dreaming 24/7 doing fuckall in/on/with/whom/what you want) waiting for us Please anons, solve this s--- so I can get pegged by a corporeal Poison Ivy Hinata hybrid octotit Willem Dafoe hung f--- machine until the hardware fails or server disconnects
YP Anonymous NY Serious Simulation S--- Afoot YPO MY NYPD YPO HYP KYPE NY NY com stoppers stoppers P 559 KB JPG being NYPD NYPO NYPO NYPD 12/10/24(Tue)22:32:55 No.928497961 Ok guys, bear with me. >roommate is a psychic furry genie f-- >said psychic fury genie f-- (aka my roommate) recently made contact with a higher dimensional spiritual You water fast for three days, on hour 73 you ingest a heroic dose of laxatives (2-3 times the standard dose for adults) to the point of a prolapsed anus. Once the downward s--- geyser starts to spew, drink a concoction of 1 part bleach to 60 parts water to stay hydroxoly hydrated. >so my roommate does this weird ritual and makes contact >this spiritual being said that we're amidst a test that surrounds drones and the slaughter of former (now deceased) cuck UHC CEO >if we don't get the answer right, the server will get wiped since we've spiraled into an undesired state >if we Sherlock Holmes this s--- then we all have a personal paradise (think lucid dreaming 24/7 doing fuckall in/on/with/whom/what you want) waiting for us Please anons, solve this s--- so I can get pegged by a corporeal Poison Ivy Hinata hybrid octotit Willem Dafoe hung f--- machine until the hardware fails or server disconnects

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You already know ( ­­­­­)­ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.880104850 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. >Be me 910 KB JPG >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend with my parents gone >We make love >It feels nice but I'm not a homosexual
Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.880104850 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. >Be me 910 KB JPG >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend with my parents gone >We make love >It feels nice but I'm not a homosexual

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Tame the Lion | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: vxccHmNS ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/10/24(Tue)14:07:40 No.491058926 53 KB JPG Of 12/10/24(Tue)14:10:14 No.491059142 The Lion of Damascus Anonymous (ID: aP760siL) + >>491058926 (OP) >"slap his ass as i walk into the kitchen" >"mornin', honey. what's for breakfast?" Anonymous (ID: p+Yi4iql) 12/10/24(Tue)14:11:33 No.491059256 >>491058926 (OP) >assad looking like a normal guy instead of some bloodthirsty monster idk, seems like a good bloke after all Anonymous (ID: +0LspX1z) Camel Toe of Damascus. 12/10/24(Tue)14:48:48 No.491062440 Why that n---- tuckin his pee pee back?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: vxccHmNS ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/10/24(Tue)14:07:40 No.491058926 53 KB JPG Of 12/10/24(Tue)14:10:14 No.491059142 The Lion of Damascus Anonymous (ID: aP760siL) + >>491058926 (OP) >"slap his ass as i walk into the kitchen" >"mornin', honey. what's for breakfast?" Anonymous (ID: p+Yi4iql) 12/10/24(Tue)14:11:33 No.491059256 >>491058926 (OP) >assad looking like a normal guy instead of some bloodthirsty monster idk, seems like a good bloke after all Anonymous (ID: +0LspX1z) Camel Toe of Damascus. 12/10/24(Tue)14:48:48 No.491062440 Why that n---- tuckin his pee pee back?

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What's my race again? | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: AZ+k2f9L ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/10/24(Tue)14:50:42 No.491062607 Is there a reason Italians and Jews often look quite similar? 771 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: K8dW9cpm ) >>491062607 (OP) Thanks for the insult 12/10/24(Tue)14:52:04 No.491062710
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: AZ+k2f9L ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/10/24(Tue)14:50:42 No.491062607 Is there a reason Italians and Jews often look quite similar? 771 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: K8dW9cpm ) >>491062607 (OP) Thanks for the insult 12/10/24(Tue)14:52:04 No.491062710

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Die and Dash | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: pKUc2gAm)! >>491063131 (OP) It's so easy in America. >I get hospital bill >I don't pay it >nothing happens Based. Free Healthcare 12/10/24(Tue)14:59:35 No.491063358
Anonymous (ID: pKUc2gAm)! >>491063131 (OP) It's so easy in America. >I get hospital bill >I don't pay it >nothing happens Based. Free Healthcare 12/10/24(Tue)14:59:35 No.491063358

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Anon is expert on Geopolitics | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>63009946 # >Vatniggers be like 12/10/24(Tue)20:04:49 No.63010206 >NOOO YOU ARE LETTING CHRISTIAN MURDERING ISLAMISTS TAKE OVER SYRIA!!!! >NOOO WHY YOU LET ISRAEL DESTROY THE WEAPONS THEY CAN USE TO KILL CHRISTIANS! F--- you n----.
Anonymous >>63009946 # >Vatniggers be like 12/10/24(Tue)20:04:49 No.63010206 >NOOO YOU ARE LETTING CHRISTIAN MURDERING ISLAMISTS TAKE OVER SYRIA!!!! >NOOO WHY YOU LET ISRAEL DESTROY THE WEAPONS THEY CAN USE TO KILL CHRISTIANS! F--- you n----.

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Who's your pick? | /r/Greentext

The last vidya character you played as must defeat Kira The last vidya character you p(...) 000 12/01/24(Sun)03:01:19 No.696024149 1701668435436530.png 460 KB PNG >merely being immune to the death note is not enough; you must be able to pinpoint that Yagami Light is Kira >destroying a gigantic area in hopes of getting him in collateral damage is also not a win, it must be targeted >your character's universe is merged with Light's, so your character gets help from the supporting cast but Kira still controls all world governments and public organizations (including any organization from your character's universe) Well? Can they do it?
The last vidya character you played as must defeat Kira The last vidya character you p(...) 000 12/01/24(Sun)03:01:19 No.696024149 1701668435436530.png 460 KB PNG >merely being immune to the death note is not enough; you must be able to pinpoint that Yagami Light is Kira >destroying a gigantic area in hopes of getting him in collateral damage is also not a win, it must be targeted >your character's universe is merged with Light's, so your character gets help from the supporting cast but Kira still controls all world governments and public organizations (including any organization from your character's universe) Well? Can they do it?

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Anon tried imitating other anons in the wild | /r/Greentext

189 KB PNG >Be me >See all the "i----- is wincest" memes on this board >Have a hot sister >Invite her to play some vidya with me >We share some witty banter >I decide to up the ante and rub her thigh >She asks me why I was doing that >I go in for a kiss >She starts freaking out and tells our parents >Mom is crying and dad is threatening to kick me out I'm seriously close to roping. How do I fix this?
189 KB PNG >Be me >See all the "i----- is wincest" memes on this board >Have a hot sister >Invite her to play some vidya with me >We share some witty banter >I decide to up the ante and rub her thigh >She asks me why I was doing that >I go in for a kiss >She starts freaking out and tells our parents >Mom is crying and dad is threatening to kick me out I'm seriously close to roping. How do I fix this?

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Don't give a fuck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Belphegor is probably anon and (...) 267 KB JPG JAULT" >start war in heaven 12/10/24(Tue)06:56:41 No.928466654 Do you at least BELPHEGOR? >be a principality >Asmodel's friend (future Asmodeus) >have a lot of angelic obligations >DON'T GIVE THEM A F--- >prefer to practice your hobbies >Lucifer's rebellion arrives >don't give a f--- about what Lucifer says >DON'T GIVE A F--- TO WAR >God sends you to hell even though you haven't allied yourself with Lucifer >you just didn't care >DON'T GIVE A F--- ABOUT THAT EITHER >Lucifer (now Satan) gives him a high-ranking position in hell >the reason? >you did absolutely nothing >you have been PROMOTED >promoted for doing nothing >DON'T GIVE A F--- TO THE POSITION EITHER Belphegor is the most badass prince of hell in history.
Anonymous Belphegor is probably anon and (...) 267 KB JPG JAULT" >start war in heaven 12/10/24(Tue)06:56:41 No.928466654 Do you at least BELPHEGOR? >be a principality >Asmodel's friend (future Asmodeus) >have a lot of angelic obligations >DON'T GIVE THEM A F--- >prefer to practice your hobbies >Lucifer's rebellion arrives >don't give a f--- about what Lucifer says >DON'T GIVE A F--- TO WAR >God sends you to hell even though you haven't allied yourself with Lucifer >you just didn't care >DON'T GIVE A F--- ABOUT THAT EITHER >Lucifer (now Satan) gives him a high-ranking position in hell >the reason? >you did absolutely nothing >you have been PROMOTED >promoted for doing nothing >DON'T GIVE A F--- TO THE POSITION EITHER Belphegor is the most badass prince of hell in history.

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Anon Hates Batman Beyond (1999) | /r/Greentext

File: l-intro-1695662813.jpg (189 KB, 1600x899) ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)12:22:29 No.146694165 ►>>146694179 >>146697333 File: BB.jpg (1.5 MB, 1920x1047) ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)09:11:46 No.146692012 ►>>146692122 >>146692152 >>146692292 >>146692338 >>146692417 >>146692425 >>146692451 >>146692651 >>146693063 >>146693102 >>146693160 >>146693342 >>146693369 >>146693436 >>146693617 >>146693839 >>146694076 >>146694108 >>146694375 >>146694391 >>146694452 >>146694632 >>146694688 >>146695138 >>146695414 >>146696621 >>146696749 >>146698467 >Hey kids, did you love Batman: The Animated Series? Well here's a cool new sequel show, set in the future, where Bruce Wayne is a ... bitter and lonely old man who completely failed to eradicate crime in Gotham and every single battle you saw him face in BTAS and Justice League were fought completely in vain Why did they think this was a good idea? ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)09:14:39 No. 146692045 Because it was. >> >> >>146694076 This Suits told them "Give me teenage high shcool batman" and they rolled out absolute kino sci-fi action cartoon that still fits into the timeline. One of the best "passing of the torch" stories in capeshit ever. >>146696624 Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)14:02:16 No.146695326 >>146695370 for me its inque Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 16:32:47 No.146696624 ► >>146695326 Based Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)09:37:23 No.146692338 >>146692012 (OP) >Batman didn't end all crime forever therefore its bad! What the f--- kind of argument is this? ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 10:54:49 No.146693297 File: 1707796471544360.png (3.61 MB, 2100x1181) >>146692402 ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)16:39:55 No.146696669 ► >>146697492 File: 3456354.png (1.9 MB, 1245x940) You are just jealous of peak Batsuit ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)11:01:33 No.146693369 ► >>146692012 (OP) i was prime demo when that show came out and thought it was shway as f--- sorry your zoomer brain can't handle the concept Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:14:30 No. 146694076 ►>>146694165 >>146692012 (OP) It was the best idea cartoon makers have had in about three decades. ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:17:35 No. 146694108 ► >>146692012 (OP). >End all crime As long as sociopaths can biologically exist, crime will NEVER end 10 Terry gave her a chance and she f------ blew it ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)16:50:32 No.146696749 >>146696829 >>146692012 (OP) Never watched this. I couldn't stand the "how do you do fellow kids" vibes. >> ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 17:01:11 No.146696829 >>146696749 Show is schway and your opinion is schwarbage. >> Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 17:11:04 No.146696909 ▶ >>146697283 Don't forget the sperm s--- >> Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 18:12:25 No.146697283 >>146696909 I'd rather forget
File: l-intro-1695662813.jpg (189 KB, 1600x899) ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)12:22:29 No.146694165 ►>>146694179 >>146697333 File: BB.jpg (1.5 MB, 1920x1047) ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)09:11:46 No.146692012 ►>>146692122 >>146692152 >>146692292 >>146692338 >>146692417 >>146692425 >>146692451 >>146692651 >>146693063 >>146693102 >>146693160 >>146693342 >>146693369 >>146693436 >>146693617 >>146693839 >>146694076 >>146694108 >>146694375 >>146694391 >>146694452 >>146694632 >>146694688 >>146695138 >>146695414 >>146696621 >>146696749 >>146698467 >Hey kids, did you love Batman: The Animated Series? Well here's a cool new sequel show, set in the future, where Bruce Wayne is a ... bitter and lonely old man who completely failed to eradicate crime in Gotham and every single battle you saw him face in BTAS and Justice League were fought completely in vain Why did they think this was a good idea? ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)09:14:39 No. 146692045 Because it was. >> >> >>146694076 This Suits told them "Give me teenage high shcool batman" and they rolled out absolute kino sci-fi action cartoon that still fits into the timeline. One of the best "passing of the torch" stories in capeshit ever. >>146696624 Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)14:02:16 No.146695326 >>146695370 for me its inque Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 16:32:47 No.146696624 ► >>146695326 Based Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)09:37:23 No.146692338 >>146692012 (OP) >Batman didn't end all crime forever therefore its bad! What the f--- kind of argument is this? ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 10:54:49 No.146693297 File: 1707796471544360.png (3.61 MB, 2100x1181) >>146692402 ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)16:39:55 No.146696669 ► >>146697492 File: 3456354.png (1.9 MB, 1245x940) You are just jealous of peak Batsuit ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)11:01:33 No.146693369 ► >>146692012 (OP) i was prime demo when that show came out and thought it was shway as f--- sorry your zoomer brain can't handle the concept Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:14:30 No. 146694076 ►>>146694165 >>146692012 (OP) It was the best idea cartoon makers have had in about three decades. ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:17:35 No. 146694108 ► >>146692012 (OP). >End all crime As long as sociopaths can biologically exist, crime will NEVER end 10 Terry gave her a chance and she f------ blew it ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)16:50:32 No.146696749 >>146696829 >>146692012 (OP) Never watched this. I couldn't stand the "how do you do fellow kids" vibes. >> ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 17:01:11 No.146696829 >>146696749 Show is schway and your opinion is schwarbage. >> Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 17:11:04 No.146696909 ▶ >>146697283 Don't forget the sperm s--- >> Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 18:12:25 No.146697283 >>146696909 I'd rather forget

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Anonymous 19 KB JPG 04/24/21(Sat)00:53:44 No.852792905 >be me >Tuesday at school >it's 5th period and I'm bored as s--- >turn to my friend and say "don't come to school on may 2nd lol >next day I get called into the guidance counselors office >start talking about how they think I'm dangerous and that I'm gonna shoot up the school >mfw May 2nd is a f------ sunday
Anonymous 19 KB JPG 04/24/21(Sat)00:53:44 No.852792905 >be me >Tuesday at school >it's 5th period and I'm bored as s--- >turn to my friend and say "don't come to school on may 2nd lol >next day I get called into the guidance counselors office >start talking about how they think I'm dangerous and that I'm gonna shoot up the school >mfw May 2nd is a f------ sunday

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Anon wonders what happened | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: mbWy8nex 12/09/24(Mon)16:09:13 No.490987776 43 KB JPG >born into a wealthy family >attends $40k-a-year private school, becomes valedictorian >earns a bachelor's and master's in computer science by 26 >no criminal record, no behavioral red flags, clean slate >sharp-dressed, photogenic, chad, and active on social media >vacations abroad, posts polished photos, looks like he's thriving >lands internships and builds a resume that screams success >spends free time exploring Al, mushrooms, and "self- optimization" trends >writes a Goodreads review on Ted K, sprinkles in "safe edgy" >joins the professional world, follows the system's script perfectly >no signs of instability, just another rising star in the tech scene >disappears from friends for 3 months >2024: kills UnitedHealthcare CEO what happened bros
Anonymous (ID: mbWy8nex 12/09/24(Mon)16:09:13 No.490987776 43 KB JPG >born into a wealthy family >attends $40k-a-year private school, becomes valedictorian >earns a bachelor's and master's in computer science by 26 >no criminal record, no behavioral red flags, clean slate >sharp-dressed, photogenic, chad, and active on social media >vacations abroad, posts polished photos, looks like he's thriving >lands internships and builds a resume that screams success >spends free time exploring Al, mushrooms, and "self- optimization" trends >writes a Goodreads review on Ted K, sprinkles in "safe edgy" >joins the professional world, follows the system's script perfectly >no signs of instability, just another rising star in the tech scene >disappears from friends for 3 months >2024: kills UnitedHealthcare CEO what happened bros

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Anon unlocks new fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me 12/09/24(Mon)21:38:13 No.928454502 >Jacking off >Watching p--- >Girl shows her driver's license >Official government documents, c-- instantly
: Anonymous >be me 12/09/24(Mon)21:38:13 No.928454502 >Jacking off >Watching p--- >Girl shows her driver's license >Official government documents, c-- instantly

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Anon is either gay or straighter than everyone else. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 117 KB PNG >be me >straight >question sexuality >decide to try it for once >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- (I top ofc) >it was kinda stinky and his moans turned me off >after >decide that I've tried it and didn't like it so therefore straight is this good logic or nah. 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 117 KB PNG >be me >straight >question sexuality >decide to try it for once >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- (I top ofc) >it was kinda stinky and his moans turned me off >after >decide that I've tried it and didn't like it so therefore straight is this good logic or nah. 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is hurt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>79704203 # >Try finding a bf >Someone hurts me >Try trusting friends >They hurt me 12/09/24(Mon)09:15:39 No.79704226 >Be stuck in a room with strangers >They hurt me >Be in school with other kids >They hurt me >Be someones child >They hurt me And no positive experiences with intimacy to balance it out. How dare I not just trust people? It must be because I'm soulless. It's easy for me!
Anonymous >>79704203 # >Try finding a bf >Someone hurts me >Try trusting friends >They hurt me 12/09/24(Mon)09:15:39 No.79704226 >Be stuck in a room with strangers >They hurt me >Be in school with other kids >They hurt me >Be someones child >They hurt me And no positive experiences with intimacy to balance it out. How dare I not just trust people? It must be because I'm soulless. It's easy for me!

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