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The failed artist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How to get good at art? SCP-105 IRIS THOMPSON 375 KB PNG 06/25/25(Wed) 20:08:42 No.8161805 >in a long commune >have nothing else to do but wanna be productive, so started doing some /ic/ exercise with my sketchbook >saw a peculiar tall blonde woman like picrel >decided to do my figure studies on her >she noticed midway, said nothing but posed in a graceful way >turns out we are leaving in the same station >before we went seperate paths she walked to me and asked to see my sketch in a clearly interested tone >all her smile and enthusiasm all fades away the moment she saw my s----- chickscratch wrong proportion ogre on the paper >walked away silently as quickly as possible from me with a completely blank face Is this my villain downfallborigin story? 28 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
Anonymous How to get good at art? SCP-105 IRIS THOMPSON 375 KB PNG 06/25/25(Wed) 20:08:42 No.8161805 >in a long commune >have nothing else to do but wanna be productive, so started doing some /ic/ exercise with my sketchbook >saw a peculiar tall blonde woman like picrel >decided to do my figure studies on her >she noticed midway, said nothing but posed in a graceful way >turns out we are leaving in the same station >before we went seperate paths she walked to me and asked to see my sketch in a clearly interested tone >all her smile and enthusiasm all fades away the moment she saw my s----- chickscratch wrong proportion ogre on the paper >walked away silently as quickly as possible from me with a completely blank face Is this my villain downfallborigin story? 28 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon's aunt tells a story. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 57 KB JPG 06/26/25(Thu)09:29:08 No.81621518 my aunt told me a story >be my aunt >1987 >16 years old >extremely pretty girl >resting with her eyes closed on the couch at a party >not quite asleep >my aunt has huge boobs (saggy now but perky back then i guess) >a guy tells his friends that he's going to go up and squeeze her boobs >he does so >she pretends to be asleep and sleep through it >the guy's friends then take turns squeezing her friends >and then almost every guy at the party does so >in the end around 20 guys squeeze her boobs, with her pretending to be asleep and secretly enjoying it the whole time my aunt thinks it's a fun memory dude why is gen x so f----- up she's not even a w---- she's just normal
Anonymous 57 KB JPG 06/26/25(Thu)09:29:08 No.81621518 my aunt told me a story >be my aunt >1987 >16 years old >extremely pretty girl >resting with her eyes closed on the couch at a party >not quite asleep >my aunt has huge boobs (saggy now but perky back then i guess) >a guy tells his friends that he's going to go up and squeeze her boobs >he does so >she pretends to be asleep and sleep through it >the guy's friends then take turns squeezing her friends >and then almost every guy at the party does so >in the end around 20 guys squeeze her boobs, with her pretending to be asleep and secretly enjoying it the whole time my aunt thinks it's a fun memory dude why is gen x so f----- up she's not even a w---- she's just normal

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anon meets an old fren | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 44437085 12.3 KB JPG >be me 43 min. ago ... >smoke a joint with an old friend i hadnt seen in years >after we finish he eats a roach w-- >he explains to me that it gets you 10x higher >mfw when i remember that 12 years ago i told him that fact as a joke >mfw he's been eating roaches for 12 years 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous 44437085 12.3 KB JPG >be me 43 min. ago ... >smoke a joint with an old friend i hadnt seen in years >after we finish he eats a roach w-- >he explains to me that it gets you 10x higher >mfw when i remember that 12 years ago i told him that fact as a joke >mfw he's been eating roaches for 12 years 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY

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These people's meekness never ceases to amaze me | /r/Greentext

YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU TOLERATE 93 KB JPG Two years ago, a man broke into my home a little before 2:00 AM on an early-December night. I shot him four times (fired five shots - stopping when he fell). He was still alive but died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. >Police find no evidence of wrong doing on my part - I live in Florida >The family of the deceased filed a civil suit against me >Gets dismissed >They harass me on social media >Delete social media, and the sister of the deceased calls my job, telling them I'm a murderer It calmed down toward the beginning of this year but this last message sent me overboard >I got a message on LinkedIn from the pastor of their church, asking me to publicly apologize and give the family closure
YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU TOLERATE 93 KB JPG Two years ago, a man broke into my home a little before 2:00 AM on an early-December night. I shot him four times (fired five shots - stopping when he fell). He was still alive but died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. >Police find no evidence of wrong doing on my part - I live in Florida >The family of the deceased filed a civil suit against me >Gets dismissed >They harass me on social media >Delete social media, and the sister of the deceased calls my job, telling them I'm a murderer It calmed down toward the beginning of this year but this last message sent me overboard >I got a message on LinkedIn from the pastor of their church, asking me to publicly apologize and give the family closure

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anon fucked up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG 06/24/18(Sun) 20:09:39 No.772457537 >be 12 >find out about p--- >adult p--- is gross >want to see p--- of people my age >google "12 year old p---" >not many videos coming up >click on one and a popup comes up saying i've been arrested and must pay 500$ >find out that underage p--- is very illegal >freak out and cry for 3 hours bc im going to spend life in jail
Anonymous 58 KB JPG 06/24/18(Sun) 20:09:39 No.772457537 >be 12 >find out about p--- >adult p--- is gross >want to see p--- of people my age >google "12 year old p---" >not many videos coming up >click on one and a popup comes up saying i've been arrested and must pay 500$ >find out that underage p--- is very illegal >freak out and cry for 3 hours bc im going to spend life in jail

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Anon can't art | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How to get good at art? SCP-105 IRIS THOMPSON 375 KB PNG 06/25/25(Wed) 20:08:42 No.8161805 >in a long commune >have nothing else to do but wanna be productive, so started doing some /ic/ exercise with my sketchbook >saw a peculiar tall blonde woman like picrel >decided to do my figure studies on her >she noticed midway, said nothing but posed in a graceful way >turns out we are leaving in the same station >before we went seperate paths she walked to me and asked to see my sketch in a clearly interested tone >all her smile and enthusiasm all fades away the moment she saw my s----- chickscratch wrong proportion ogre on the paper >walked away silently as quickly as possible from me with a completely blank face Is this my villain downfallborigin story? 28 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous View Thread 06/26/25(Thu)00:22:05 No.8161937 439 KB JPG >used to doodle in class >wow anon that's pretty good you should take art classes >knuckle down and start learning fundamentals >quality stagnates >am now worse then I was nearly 9 years since I started I hate this. Oh I hate this >>81619391 : Anonymous >>81619378 # Kek burnout 06/26/25(Thu)00:26:55 No.8161939
: Anonymous How to get good at art? SCP-105 IRIS THOMPSON 375 KB PNG 06/25/25(Wed) 20:08:42 No.8161805 >in a long commune >have nothing else to do but wanna be productive, so started doing some /ic/ exercise with my sketchbook >saw a peculiar tall blonde woman like picrel >decided to do my figure studies on her >she noticed midway, said nothing but posed in a graceful way >turns out we are leaving in the same station >before we went seperate paths she walked to me and asked to see my sketch in a clearly interested tone >all her smile and enthusiasm all fades away the moment she saw my s----- chickscratch wrong proportion ogre on the paper >walked away silently as quickly as possible from me with a completely blank face Is this my villain downfallborigin story? 28 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous View Thread 06/26/25(Thu)00:22:05 No.8161937 439 KB JPG >used to doodle in class >wow anon that's pretty good you should take art classes >knuckle down and start learning fundamentals >quality stagnates >am now worse then I was nearly 9 years since I started I hate this. Oh I hate this >>81619391 : Anonymous >>81619378 # Kek burnout 06/26/25(Thu)00:26:55 No.8161939

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Anon offers marriage. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous "Femcels" 06/26/25(Thu)02:50:14 No.81619266 Lonely man VS. lonely woman 10 KB JPG >Add a "femcel" on discord >"Oh anon, i am so lonely and retarded, i have no friends and want to be loved" >Hear her out, offer marriage >Cue in one of these: >"Oh, i can't, i want to go to college for(meme degree) and marry when i am 30" >"Oh, i am too retarded to be loved, no i won't let you help me, go away" >"Oh, i don't actually hate society, i just fail to fit in, the government wants what's best for everyone, you're a weirdo" >She ghosts me This has happened about 14-16 times already, and i am p----- off now. They are faking it all for attention and don't actually want love.
Anonymous "Femcels" 06/26/25(Thu)02:50:14 No.81619266 Lonely man VS. lonely woman 10 KB JPG >Add a "femcel" on discord >"Oh anon, i am so lonely and retarded, i have no friends and want to be loved" >Hear her out, offer marriage >Cue in one of these: >"Oh, i can't, i want to go to college for(meme degree) and marry when i am 30" >"Oh, i am too retarded to be loved, no i won't let you help me, go away" >"Oh, i don't actually hate society, i just fail to fit in, the government wants what's best for everyone, you're a weirdo" >She ghosts me This has happened about 14-16 times already, and i am p----- off now. They are faking it all for attention and don't actually want love.

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Anon meets his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/24/14(Thu)09:43:23 No.26265896 >>26265947 >>26266162 >>26266216 > At the gym, doing my routine. > 7/10 qt is on the Low Row, the first machine on my list. > No big, I'll do the next one. > Bitch is still on Low Row. > No big, I'll do the next one. > Bitch is physically sitting on the machine, but texting. > No big, I'll do the next one. > Go through entire f------ workout. > Bitch is still on the f------ Low Row, it's been over half an hour. Hasn't spent more than 5 minutes actually using it. > I sit on the machine next to her and f--- around, waiting for her to get off hers. > Notice a weird rash on her upper arm. > I'm a huge House junkie so f--- it, bitch needs to get off the Low Row. > "Hey, I'm no doctor, but my cousin had a rash just like that and it turned out to be MRSA. He didn't make it. I'm probably wrong, but if I were you I'd get to a hospital right away just to be sure." > She gets wide-eyed, stammers out something, gets her s---, and leaves. > I finish my workout and go home. TWO WEEKS LATER > At the gym, on the treadmill. > Bitch is there. > She sees me and approaches. > "Hey, I don't know if you remember me, I had a rash you told me to get checked out a while back?" > ohshit.jpg > Act natural. > "...Oh yeah! How'd that go?" > "You were right! I spent a few days in the hospital, but the doctor said if you didn't catch it, it would've gotten way worse." > How the f---... > "Uh... wow! Glad to hear it." > awkward pause > "So I feel like I should buy you dinner or something, y'know, to say thanks." > "Um, okay. Sounds great." > We exchange numbers. > Go out that weekend. > We really hit it off. > Takes me back to her place. > F---- my brains out. > We spend the entire next day together, too. > Things keep going from there. And that's how I met my girlfriend.
Anonymous 04/24/14(Thu)09:43:23 No.26265896 >>26265947 >>26266162 >>26266216 > At the gym, doing my routine. > 7/10 qt is on the Low Row, the first machine on my list. > No big, I'll do the next one. > Bitch is still on Low Row. > No big, I'll do the next one. > Bitch is physically sitting on the machine, but texting. > No big, I'll do the next one. > Go through entire f------ workout. > Bitch is still on the f------ Low Row, it's been over half an hour. Hasn't spent more than 5 minutes actually using it. > I sit on the machine next to her and f--- around, waiting for her to get off hers. > Notice a weird rash on her upper arm. > I'm a huge House junkie so f--- it, bitch needs to get off the Low Row. > "Hey, I'm no doctor, but my cousin had a rash just like that and it turned out to be MRSA. He didn't make it. I'm probably wrong, but if I were you I'd get to a hospital right away just to be sure." > She gets wide-eyed, stammers out something, gets her s---, and leaves. > I finish my workout and go home. TWO WEEKS LATER > At the gym, on the treadmill. > Bitch is there. > She sees me and approaches. > "Hey, I don't know if you remember me, I had a rash you told me to get checked out a while back?" > ohshit.jpg > Act natural. > "...Oh yeah! How'd that go?" > "You were right! I spent a few days in the hospital, but the doctor said if you didn't catch it, it would've gotten way worse." > How the f---... > "Uh... wow! Glad to hear it." > awkward pause > "So I feel like I should buy you dinner or something, y'know, to say thanks." > "Um, okay. Sounds great." > We exchange numbers. > Go out that weekend. > We really hit it off. > Takes me back to her place. > F---- my brains out. > We spend the entire next day together, too. > Things keep going from there. And that's how I met my girlfriend.

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Schizoposting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/06/19(Wed)16:14:49 No.22173710 What happened to Logsday? There are 8 days in a week >Monday >Tuesday >Wednesday 71 KB JPG >Logsday >Thursday >Friday >Saturday >Sunday I learned this in kindergarten. We all did. Why do people say there are only 7 days now? What the f---? I feel like I'm going crazy.
Anonymous 02/06/19(Wed)16:14:49 No.22173710 What happened to Logsday? There are 8 days in a week >Monday >Tuesday >Wednesday 71 KB JPG >Logsday >Thursday >Friday >Saturday >Sunday I learned this in kindergarten. We all did. Why do people say there are only 7 days now? What the f---? I feel like I'm going crazy.

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Anon discovers enlightenment | /r/Greentext

File: 1750394059483943.jpg (54 KB, 976x850) Anonymous 06/25/25(Wed)23:29:45 No.81618846 >j------- >don't want a gf anymore Anonymous 06/25/25(Wed)23:30:58 No.81618856 >>81618846 (OP) >>81618856 >>81618865 >>81618882 >>81618889 >>81618895 >>81618903 >>81618910 >>81618946 >>81618950 >>81619033 >>81618866 >>81618891 >>81618903 so you just value women based on their bodies and not their soul? your soul is rotten Anonymous 06/25/25(Wed)23:32:01 No.81618865 ► File: 1732095624793917.jpg (65 KB, 293x395) >>81618846 (OP) It's such a superpower bro, literally sticky with lube and c-- after 30 minutes of jerking it to alina li, life is so good
File: 1750394059483943.jpg (54 KB, 976x850) Anonymous 06/25/25(Wed)23:29:45 No.81618846 >j------- >don't want a gf anymore Anonymous 06/25/25(Wed)23:30:58 No.81618856 >>81618846 (OP) >>81618856 >>81618865 >>81618882 >>81618889 >>81618895 >>81618903 >>81618910 >>81618946 >>81618950 >>81619033 >>81618866 >>81618891 >>81618903 so you just value women based on their bodies and not their soul? your soul is rotten Anonymous 06/25/25(Wed)23:32:01 No.81618865 ► File: 1732095624793917.jpg (65 KB, 293x395) >>81618846 (OP) It's such a superpower bro, literally sticky with lube and c-- after 30 minutes of jerking it to alina li, life is so good

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Anon learns a lesson | /r/Greentext

Screen Shot 2025-06-26 at(...).png (126 KB, 365x322) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 06/26/25(Thu)03:36:15 No.936272414 ▼ >be me >cave man >cave friend named grog >go to woods with grog >grog eat plant >grog die >see dead grog >see plant >make thought >fire.cavepainting >bad plant make grog die >no eat plant >no die t-t-thanks grog
Screen Shot 2025-06-26 at(...).png (126 KB, 365x322) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 06/26/25(Thu)03:36:15 No.936272414 ▼ >be me >cave man >cave friend named grog >go to woods with grog >grog eat plant >grog die >see dead grog >see plant >make thought >fire.cavepainting >bad plant make grog die >no eat plant >no die t-t-thanks grog

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Anon becomes OBSESSED and POSSESSES by a Lust Demon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 42 KB JPG 06/25/25(Wed)23:45:10 No.40176441 Success.. >be me > degenerate messy haired, glasses wearing 5'2 little twink.. >have big brother >he's a 6.3 toned twunk, with curly black hair, strong jaw, dark eyes.. A dream basically, he doesn't have trouble attracting women.. >get really deep into i----- stories >joined reddit solely for all the i----- subs.. >become totally delusional by reading i----- threads day and night, and become completely obsessed with them. >delude myself into thinking everything my brother does is to impress me >I start acting flirty towards him >he's being awkward but not denying me.. >become totally obsessed with the thought of having sex with my brother.. >A few weeks of flirting and manipulation later, plus catching him with some major dirt, I end up blackmailing him into f------ my ass.. >he cried as he came inside my tight virgin hole, that was always meant for my brother to deflower.. >he screams at me afterwards for manipulating him and blackmailing him, calling me a “sick freak” and he never wants to speak to me again.. What did I blackmail him with you might ask? It must be something serious if he wants to commit an act like that. Well, it was. I caught him doing drugs with his friend, and our parents are religious nuts so they'd absolutely lose it if I told on him.. However! Despite his little meltdown I'll make him do it again, he'll eventually learn to understand that his little brother is the perfect soulmate for him.. tehe
Anonymous 42 KB JPG 06/25/25(Wed)23:45:10 No.40176441 Success.. >be me > degenerate messy haired, glasses wearing 5'2 little twink.. >have big brother >he's a 6.3 toned twunk, with curly black hair, strong jaw, dark eyes.. A dream basically, he doesn't have trouble attracting women.. >get really deep into i----- stories >joined reddit solely for all the i----- subs.. >become totally delusional by reading i----- threads day and night, and become completely obsessed with them. >delude myself into thinking everything my brother does is to impress me >I start acting flirty towards him >he's being awkward but not denying me.. >become totally obsessed with the thought of having sex with my brother.. >A few weeks of flirting and manipulation later, plus catching him with some major dirt, I end up blackmailing him into f------ my ass.. >he cried as he came inside my tight virgin hole, that was always meant for my brother to deflower.. >he screams at me afterwards for manipulating him and blackmailing him, calling me a “sick freak” and he never wants to speak to me again.. What did I blackmail him with you might ask? It must be something serious if he wants to commit an act like that. Well, it was. I caught him doing drugs with his friend, and our parents are religious nuts so they'd absolutely lose it if I told on him.. However! Despite his little meltdown I'll make him do it again, he'll eventually learn to understand that his little brother is the perfect soulmate for him.. tehe

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Happiest Dutch | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: G0AmcE5F) What is this country like? I'm(...) 1.45 MB PNG ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/25/25(Wed)17:37:06 No.508727743 Has made many innovations in relation to technology, science, transit, trade, art, land reclamation, urbanism, civics, law, and more. Very large economy with great public transit although some areas missed the mark (Bijlmer, Almere, Lelystad, among other areas where their imported thirdies went). Port of Rotterdam is massive, Flevoland is a province reclaimed from sea, a lot of canals, massive greenhouse area, windmills, tulips, thin land plot divisions, etc. Thoughts? I've been to Amsterdam but only for like 2 hours on a layover through KLM Anonymous (ID: CC2X8qVH) = everywhere is too f------ crowded everything is expensive too many non-Whites 06/25/25(Wed)17:39:19 No.508727931 nuke us
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: G0AmcE5F) What is this country like? I'm(...) 1.45 MB PNG ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/25/25(Wed)17:37:06 No.508727743 Has made many innovations in relation to technology, science, transit, trade, art, land reclamation, urbanism, civics, law, and more. Very large economy with great public transit although some areas missed the mark (Bijlmer, Almere, Lelystad, among other areas where their imported thirdies went). Port of Rotterdam is massive, Flevoland is a province reclaimed from sea, a lot of canals, massive greenhouse area, windmills, tulips, thin land plot divisions, etc. Thoughts? I've been to Amsterdam but only for like 2 hours on a layover through KLM Anonymous (ID: CC2X8qVH) = everywhere is too f------ crowded everything is expensive too many non-Whites 06/25/25(Wed)17:39:19 No.508727931 nuke us

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Meet the Vancler | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zbyZ1q+7) * S 06/23/25(Mon) 11:05:40 No.508442364 ୧ S 11465476576548765.jpg 103 KB JPG >>508440924 (OP) # >widdle me dis, what has two wegs and is gonna get dwafted soon, das wright, U ANON, now say tank u! مع
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zbyZ1q+7) * S 06/23/25(Mon) 11:05:40 No.508442364 ୧ S 11465476576548765.jpg 103 KB JPG >>508440924 (OP) # >widdle me dis, what has two wegs and is gonna get dwafted soon, das wright, U ANON, now say tank u! مع

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Get a load of this anon | /r/Greentext

Get a load of this anon | /r/Greentext
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anon refuses poon | /r/Greentext

File: 1739135531747.png (129 KB, 424x394) Anonymous (ID: jTIS6KCV | 06/25/25(Wed)20:05:03 No.22864097 >no p---- >> Anonymous (ID: Kudw2qTk) 06/25/25(Wed)20:06:22 No.22864099 File: Screenshot 2025-02-25 202126.png (210 KB, 588x343) NCIS NEW ORLEANS >Canadian >refuses to bag easy brown poon >complains no p----
File: 1739135531747.png (129 KB, 424x394) Anonymous (ID: jTIS6KCV | 06/25/25(Wed)20:05:03 No.22864097 >no p---- >> Anonymous (ID: Kudw2qTk) 06/25/25(Wed)20:06:22 No.22864099 File: Screenshot 2025-02-25 202126.png (210 KB, 588x343) NCIS NEW ORLEANS >Canadian >refuses to bag easy brown poon >complains no p----

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