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Anonymous 299 KB PNG 06/15/23(Thu)18:55:25 No.73688384 >be me >playing tf2 >backstab a guy who was about to kill our enemy sniper >teammate thanks me and says "spy you're my hero" >suddenly imagine myself as his femboy wife >force these thoughts out these thoughts will never win. i don't care how lonely i get or how much this degeneracy is supported and accepted, anyone who tries to feminize me will die trying : Anonymous >>73688384 (OP) # 06/15/23(Thu)18:59:17 No.73688424 you're a f--. just accept it >>73688489 # Anonymous >>73688424 # 06/15/23(Thu)19:05:40 No.73688489 >you're a f--. just accept it never. i will gladly live alone and become a 30 year old virgin wizard than crossdress and get topped
Anonymous 299 KB PNG 06/15/23(Thu)18:55:25 No.73688384 >be me >playing tf2 >backstab a guy who was about to kill our enemy sniper >teammate thanks me and says "spy you're my hero" >suddenly imagine myself as his femboy wife >force these thoughts out these thoughts will never win. i don't care how lonely i get or how much this degeneracy is supported and accepted, anyone who tries to feminize me will die trying : Anonymous >>73688384 (OP) # 06/15/23(Thu)18:59:17 No.73688424 you're a f--. just accept it >>73688489 # Anonymous >>73688424 # 06/15/23(Thu)19:05:40 No.73688489 >you're a f--. just accept it never. i will gladly live alone and become a 30 year old virgin wizard than crossdress and get topped

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Which one of yall did this to the jaguar reptar? Not very wholesome | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home People throwing eggs at the ISKCON Rath Yatra in canada People throwing eggs at the IS(...) 1.81 MB MP4 07/14/25(Mon)03:10:32 No.510338747 Throwing eggs at the Jagannath Ratha Yatra in Canada is a deeply disrespectful act and must be condemned in the strongest terms. Such behaviour towards a sacred tradition is unacceptable and should never be tolerated anywhere in the world. Anonymous (ID: LXQNqkPS) 07/14/25(Mon)03:11:38 No.510338792 We are good people and I don't know where the hate stems from >>510338817 # >>510338828 # >>510338922 # >>510338968 # >>510339134 # >>510339195 # >>510339874 # >>510340774 # >>510340860 # >>510342579 # >>510342946 # >>510343342 # >>510345769 # >>510346673 # >>510347790 # >>510348650 # >>510348851 # >>510349656 # >>510349831 # >>510349979 # >>510350266 # >>510350503 # >>510350798 # >>510350804 # >>510351387 # >>510351789 # >>510352728 # >>510353282 # >>510353362 # >>510353636 # >>510354624 # >>510355091 # >>510355214 # >>510355273 # >>510355274 # >>510358795 #
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home People throwing eggs at the ISKCON Rath Yatra in canada People throwing eggs at the IS(...) 1.81 MB MP4 07/14/25(Mon)03:10:32 No.510338747 Throwing eggs at the Jagannath Ratha Yatra in Canada is a deeply disrespectful act and must be condemned in the strongest terms. Such behaviour towards a sacred tradition is unacceptable and should never be tolerated anywhere in the world. Anonymous (ID: LXQNqkPS) 07/14/25(Mon)03:11:38 No.510338792 We are good people and I don't know where the hate stems from >>510338817 # >>510338828 # >>510338922 # >>510338968 # >>510339134 # >>510339195 # >>510339874 # >>510340774 # >>510340860 # >>510342579 # >>510342946 # >>510343342 # >>510345769 # >>510346673 # >>510347790 # >>510348650 # >>510348851 # >>510349656 # >>510349831 # >>510349979 # >>510350266 # >>510350503 # >>510350798 # >>510350804 # >>510351387 # >>510351789 # >>510352728 # >>510353282 # >>510353362 # >>510353636 # >>510354624 # >>510355091 # >>510355214 # >>510355273 # >>510355274 # >>510358795 #

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Anon gets a job at a call center | /r/Greentext

File: Untitled.png (110 KB, 1920x1080) JOB >Progress on what? Is your job a psyop made to waste your time? Anonymous 07/14/25(Mon) 17:45:17 No.81825240 >Be me >Get job at call center >Company name is Solutions Inc. but we dont seem to solve anything >No idea what we sell >No one ever answers the phone >Every day boss says -Good progress!- >My job title is Customer Disservice Architect >What does that even mean >Job is just sitting and doing nothing >Get paid anyway >One day someone calls my work number >Pick up >Its me >I ask why I called >I say -To see if anyone would answer- >We sit in incessant silence >Me on the line says, -Yes, I'd like to cancel my service- >Which service? >He says -This one- >I hang up >Boss walks in -Congratulations on your first resolved case.- >Walk back home >think about the title I wish I had >Customer
File: Untitled.png (110 KB, 1920x1080) JOB >Progress on what? Is your job a psyop made to waste your time? Anonymous 07/14/25(Mon) 17:45:17 No.81825240 >Be me >Get job at call center >Company name is Solutions Inc. but we dont seem to solve anything >No idea what we sell >No one ever answers the phone >Every day boss says -Good progress!- >My job title is Customer Disservice Architect >What does that even mean >Job is just sitting and doing nothing >Get paid anyway >One day someone calls my work number >Pick up >Its me >I ask why I called >I say -To see if anyone would answer- >We sit in incessant silence >Me on the line says, -Yes, I'd like to cancel my service- >Which service? >He says -This one- >I hang up >Boss walks in -Congratulations on your first resolved case.- >Walk back home >think about the title I wish I had >Customer

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Intelligence | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Goemegr) >>327665089 (OP) 06/26/21(Sat)22:31:26 No.327667712 >>327667818 >>327668086 >>327685429 Not that anon but I have the IQpills from that thread in text, will dump. >I did IQ research as a grad student, and it involved a lot of this stuff. Did you know that most people (95%+) with less than 90 IQ can't understand conditional hypotheticals? >For example: >How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch? >What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch. >Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt? >Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did. >Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt? >I don't understand the question. >It's really fascinating. We did research on convicts in San Quentin. They're absolute f------ retards, at least 50% illiterate. Anonymous (ID: Goemegr) >>327685429 >>327688917 >>327667712 06/26/21(Sat)22:32:20 No.327667818 ►>>327667906 >>327668933 >>327669227 >>327669920 >Other interesting phenomenon around IQ involves recursion. >For example: >Write a story with two named characters, each of whom have at least one line of dialogue. >Most literate people can manage this, especially once you give them an example. >Write a story with two named characters, each of whom have at least one line of dialogue. >In this story, one of the characters must be describing a story with at least two named characters, each of whom have at least one line of dialogue. >If you have less than 90 IQ, this second exercise is basically completely impossible. >Add a third level ('frame') to the story, and even IQ 100's start to get mixed up with the names and who's talking. >Turns out Scheherazade was an IQ test! Anonymous (ID: Goemegr >>327667818 06/26/21(Sat)22:33:08 No.327667906 >>327667980 >>327684917 >>327685429 >>327686122 >Time is practically impossible to understand for sub 80's. They exist only in the present, can barely reflect on the past and can't plan for the future at all. >Sub 90's struggle with anachronism too. For example, I remember the 80-85's stumbling on logic problems that involved common sense anachronism stuff. >For instance: >Why do you think that military strategists in WWII didn't use laptop computers to help develop their strategies? >I guess they didn't want to get hacked by Nazis? >Admittedly you could argue that this is a history knowledge question, not quite a logic sequencing question, but you get the idea. >Sequencing is super hard for them to track, but most 100+ have no problem with it, although I imagine that a movie like Memento strains them a little. >Recursion was definitely the killer, though. >Recursive thinking and recursive knowledge seems genuinely hard for people of even average intelligence (although at San Quentin there weren't too many of those!) Anonymous (ID: Goemegr) >>327667906 06/26/21(Sat)22:33:49 No.327667980 >>327668199 >>327685031 >>327685429 >It's the main reason why so many people with sub-90 IQ are sociopathic or psychopathic. They don't have the mental computing power to model other people's thoughts and feelings. I've seen it over and over with convicts. >How do you think that man felt when you beat him? >Dunno. >How do you think that boy's mother felt when she heard that her son was dead? >Dunno. >It comes across as psychopathic, but these people literally don't have the brainpower to build even a crude model of someone else's mind, let alone populate it with events that are in the past. Anonymous (ID: {Goemegr >>327685800 >>327687876 >>327687892 06/26/21(Sat)22:35:47 No.327668199 >>327673995 >>327679808 >>327685429 >>327685570 >>327667980 >I forgot to mention another important part of abstract reasoning, which is 'mapping'. Basically, expressing one thing in terms of another. >For example: >Imagine a picture of an arrow, colored in a gradient from yellow to green, following the direction of the arrow. >Imagine a one-way residential street, with ascending house numbers, with the lowest number being at the entrance of the street and the highest number being at the exit. >If you mapped the arrow onto the street, what color would house number 1 be? >This question really isn't tricky for most 100+s. It has some minor ambiguities, but anyone of normal intelligence can do the 'mapping': that is, the expression of one thing in terms of another. >However, for sub-90's, this stuff is REALLY difficult. They struggle terribly with it. Sub 80's just can't do it at all. >Anything under 90 will routinely make errors with even commonplace mapping (like subway maps, time schedules, etc.) Sub 85s start to get into the territory where they can't learn to read, as symbolic mapping of phonemes (or even morphemes) even with constant drilling, is just too tricky. >Math is another area I could get into, but the long and the short of it is that it's heavily decided by IQ. That's a bit tautological, since it's a principal IQ measurement, but you know what I mean. >As for the criminal narcissists etc: I honestly don't know. However, sufficiently high IQ autists can emulate theory of mind, and do. If you're smart enough, you can build a little simulator in your brain. You also need to be smart enough to appreciate the utility of it. >I suspect that any autist or narcissist over 120 can do this stuff regularly without getting tired, but it's like playing a strenuous game of chess for them. They really don't have the 'hardware' for empathy. That's it. >reeeee formatting f--- you I already reformatted it for normie consumption and have been disseminating it, not retranslating to autist.
Anonymous (ID: Goemegr) >>327665089 (OP) 06/26/21(Sat)22:31:26 No.327667712 >>327667818 >>327668086 >>327685429 Not that anon but I have the IQpills from that thread in text, will dump. >I did IQ research as a grad student, and it involved a lot of this stuff. Did you know that most people (95%+) with less than 90 IQ can't understand conditional hypotheticals? >For example: >How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch? >What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch. >Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt? >Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did. >Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt? >I don't understand the question. >It's really fascinating. We did research on convicts in San Quentin. They're absolute f------ retards, at least 50% illiterate. Anonymous (ID: Goemegr) >>327685429 >>327688917 >>327667712 06/26/21(Sat)22:32:20 No.327667818 ►>>327667906 >>327668933 >>327669227 >>327669920 >Other interesting phenomenon around IQ involves recursion. >For example: >Write a story with two named characters, each of whom have at least one line of dialogue. >Most literate people can manage this, especially once you give them an example. >Write a story with two named characters, each of whom have at least one line of dialogue. >In this story, one of the characters must be describing a story with at least two named characters, each of whom have at least one line of dialogue. >If you have less than 90 IQ, this second exercise is basically completely impossible. >Add a third level ('frame') to the story, and even IQ 100's start to get mixed up with the names and who's talking. >Turns out Scheherazade was an IQ test! Anonymous (ID: Goemegr >>327667818 06/26/21(Sat)22:33:08 No.327667906 >>327667980 >>327684917 >>327685429 >>327686122 >Time is practically impossible to understand for sub 80's. They exist only in the present, can barely reflect on the past and can't plan for the future at all. >Sub 90's struggle with anachronism too. For example, I remember the 80-85's stumbling on logic problems that involved common sense anachronism stuff. >For instance: >Why do you think that military strategists in WWII didn't use laptop computers to help develop their strategies? >I guess they didn't want to get hacked by Nazis? >Admittedly you could argue that this is a history knowledge question, not quite a logic sequencing question, but you get the idea. >Sequencing is super hard for them to track, but most 100+ have no problem with it, although I imagine that a movie like Memento strains them a little. >Recursion was definitely the killer, though. >Recursive thinking and recursive knowledge seems genuinely hard for people of even average intelligence (although at San Quentin there weren't too many of those!) Anonymous (ID: Goemegr) >>327667906 06/26/21(Sat)22:33:49 No.327667980 >>327668199 >>327685031 >>327685429 >It's the main reason why so many people with sub-90 IQ are sociopathic or psychopathic. They don't have the mental computing power to model other people's thoughts and feelings. I've seen it over and over with convicts. >How do you think that man felt when you beat him? >Dunno. >How do you think that boy's mother felt when she heard that her son was dead? >Dunno. >It comes across as psychopathic, but these people literally don't have the brainpower to build even a crude model of someone else's mind, let alone populate it with events that are in the past. Anonymous (ID: {Goemegr >>327685800 >>327687876 >>327687892 06/26/21(Sat)22:35:47 No.327668199 >>327673995 >>327679808 >>327685429 >>327685570 >>327667980 >I forgot to mention another important part of abstract reasoning, which is 'mapping'. Basically, expressing one thing in terms of another. >For example: >Imagine a picture of an arrow, colored in a gradient from yellow to green, following the direction of the arrow. >Imagine a one-way residential street, with ascending house numbers, with the lowest number being at the entrance of the street and the highest number being at the exit. >If you mapped the arrow onto the street, what color would house number 1 be? >This question really isn't tricky for most 100+s. It has some minor ambiguities, but anyone of normal intelligence can do the 'mapping': that is, the expression of one thing in terms of another. >However, for sub-90's, this stuff is REALLY difficult. They struggle terribly with it. Sub 80's just can't do it at all. >Anything under 90 will routinely make errors with even commonplace mapping (like subway maps, time schedules, etc.) Sub 85s start to get into the territory where they can't learn to read, as symbolic mapping of phonemes (or even morphemes) even with constant drilling, is just too tricky. >Math is another area I could get into, but the long and the short of it is that it's heavily decided by IQ. That's a bit tautological, since it's a principal IQ measurement, but you know what I mean. >As for the criminal narcissists etc: I honestly don't know. However, sufficiently high IQ autists can emulate theory of mind, and do. If you're smart enough, you can build a little simulator in your brain. You also need to be smart enough to appreciate the utility of it. >I suspect that any autist or narcissist over 120 can do this stuff regularly without getting tired, but it's like playing a strenuous game of chess for them. They really don't have the 'hardware' for empathy. That's it. >reeeee formatting f--- you I already reformatted it for normie consumption and have been disseminating it, not retranslating to autist.

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anon as hope | /r/Greentext

>>17460042 (OP) one life, its worth an attempt
>>17460042 (OP) one life, its worth an attempt

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Just sign here, anon... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: yJTZYv58) 914 KB PNG 07/14/25(Mon)05:28:33 No.510352530 >"Welcome to the island sir. Just sign your name on this list here next to where it says P-------- #17. I gotta keep track of everyone who visits the island in case I get arrested." You guys really believe this? Do drug dealers keep a written list of all their customers? 154 Replies / 12 Images View Thread Anonymous (ID: phEfkOcc 07/14/25(Mon)07:24:50 No.510360003 >>510352530 (OP) # >Do drug dealers keep a written list of all their customers? Sort of, yeah. They'll normally have a burner phone through which they'll do business. Getting access to that phone is normally how you start working you way up the ladder.
Anonymous (ID: yJTZYv58) 914 KB PNG 07/14/25(Mon)05:28:33 No.510352530 >"Welcome to the island sir. Just sign your name on this list here next to where it says P-------- #17. I gotta keep track of everyone who visits the island in case I get arrested." You guys really believe this? Do drug dealers keep a written list of all their customers? 154 Replies / 12 Images View Thread Anonymous (ID: phEfkOcc 07/14/25(Mon)07:24:50 No.510360003 >>510352530 (OP) # >Do drug dealers keep a written list of all their customers? Sort of, yeah. They'll normally have a burner phone through which they'll do business. Getting access to that phone is normally how you start working you way up the ladder.

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The Shape of Things to Come | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/26/14 (Tue) 11:48:40 No.138325 >>138333 >>138460 >>138502 >>138564 >>138589 >>138590 >>139700 File: 1409053720678.jpg (91.92 KB, 550x309, trailer-true-detective-cb7.jpg) Let me give you youngfags a rundown of what will happen in your life IF you don't turn into a normalfag, and why the feels you're feeling right now will pale in comparison to what is to come. 18-20: high school is over and you don't feel like doing s---. That's okay though, you need time to find yourself, or that's what you tell your family. Meanwhile, everyone else is heading off to college, trade school, the oil fields or wherever the f---. You feel that you're falling behind in the race, but can still safely ignore these feels. 21-23: maybe you tried the college thing and dropped out or got fired from your job for being an autist. Everyone else is now earning degrees and advancing in their careers while you haven't moved an inch since high school. The last minute panic becomes palpable. Your family is getting concerned, but they still delude themselves into thinking you're a late bloomer. Of course you haven't had any significant human contact for the last 5 years, so where the f--- would you bloom now? 24-26: how did everyone suddenly get married? tfw no gf kind of loses meaning as it seems like all the potential gfs already got hitched. Meanwhile, there's a huge crater in your résumé and the only jobs you can get are handed out every morning in front of the Home Depot to illegal aliens. Family dealings are either marked by awkward silence or fierce accusations. Your former hobbies increasingly lose attractiveness and even watching a new anime or playing a game feel like too much effort. You still get your hopes up sometimes for turning your life around, but invariably, these aspirations get crushed under the merciless jackboot of the normalfag world. 27-29: at this point, you're pretty sure your family hates you and tolerates your presence like you tolerate the presence of gnats in the summer. A decade of solitary confinement has turned you into a complete fogey, both physically and mentally. You've probably developed some chronic condition from sitting on your ass all day. Daily bouts of regret and self-loathing consume you and you've become a fledgling alcoholic or prescription drug junkie to deal with them. At this point, you don't even care about gfs or even a job anymore; all you want is for someone to be proud of you for once in your f------ life, but as you chug your ninth beer for the day, you realize that even this minor achievement is the prerogative of normalfags. 30+: doom.
Anonymous 08/26/14 (Tue) 11:48:40 No.138325 >>138333 >>138460 >>138502 >>138564 >>138589 >>138590 >>139700 File: 1409053720678.jpg (91.92 KB, 550x309, trailer-true-detective-cb7.jpg) Let me give you youngfags a rundown of what will happen in your life IF you don't turn into a normalfag, and why the feels you're feeling right now will pale in comparison to what is to come. 18-20: high school is over and you don't feel like doing s---. That's okay though, you need time to find yourself, or that's what you tell your family. Meanwhile, everyone else is heading off to college, trade school, the oil fields or wherever the f---. You feel that you're falling behind in the race, but can still safely ignore these feels. 21-23: maybe you tried the college thing and dropped out or got fired from your job for being an autist. Everyone else is now earning degrees and advancing in their careers while you haven't moved an inch since high school. The last minute panic becomes palpable. Your family is getting concerned, but they still delude themselves into thinking you're a late bloomer. Of course you haven't had any significant human contact for the last 5 years, so where the f--- would you bloom now? 24-26: how did everyone suddenly get married? tfw no gf kind of loses meaning as it seems like all the potential gfs already got hitched. Meanwhile, there's a huge crater in your résumé and the only jobs you can get are handed out every morning in front of the Home Depot to illegal aliens. Family dealings are either marked by awkward silence or fierce accusations. Your former hobbies increasingly lose attractiveness and even watching a new anime or playing a game feel like too much effort. You still get your hopes up sometimes for turning your life around, but invariably, these aspirations get crushed under the merciless jackboot of the normalfag world. 27-29: at this point, you're pretty sure your family hates you and tolerates your presence like you tolerate the presence of gnats in the summer. A decade of solitary confinement has turned you into a complete fogey, both physically and mentally. You've probably developed some chronic condition from sitting on your ass all day. Daily bouts of regret and self-loathing consume you and you've become a fledgling alcoholic or prescription drug junkie to deal with them. At this point, you don't even care about gfs or even a job anymore; all you want is for someone to be proud of you for once in your f------ life, but as you chug your ninth beer for the day, you realize that even this minor achievement is the prerogative of normalfags. 30+: doom.

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Anon hears a cool one-liner | /r/Greentext

Anonymous What's the coolest thing you'v(...) 5 KB JPG he leaves 07/14/25(Mon)09:10:37 No.937086648 >be me, borrow $200 from someone in my friend group, with the promise to pay it back next week > next week comes and he approaches me for the money, which I don't have because I lost it on online poker >he stares at me and I get uncomfortable so I tell him I'll for sure have it next week as I get paid then so >next week comes and I once again don't have the money for dumb reasons so I ask him to give me another week >he says don't worry keep the money, you'll need it for your medical bills and then proceeds to beat the s--- out of me I'm not gonna act like I didn't deserve it but if I retell this story in real life I'm gonna flip our roles so I'm the cool one
Anonymous What's the coolest thing you'v(...) 5 KB JPG he leaves 07/14/25(Mon)09:10:37 No.937086648 >be me, borrow $200 from someone in my friend group, with the promise to pay it back next week > next week comes and he approaches me for the money, which I don't have because I lost it on online poker >he stares at me and I get uncomfortable so I tell him I'll for sure have it next week as I get paid then so >next week comes and I once again don't have the money for dumb reasons so I ask him to give me another week >he says don't worry keep the money, you'll need it for your medical bills and then proceeds to beat the s--- out of me I'm not gonna act like I didn't deserve it but if I retell this story in real life I'm gonna flip our roles so I'm the cool one

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Anon is moving forward | /r/Greentext

Anonymous In a few hours, I will no long(...) 36 KB JPG 07/02/21(Fri)07:44:02 No.64408604 >Mid 20s neet with no degree. >Finally found the courage to get a job. >Don't care its minimum wage factory work I Don't care if i end up hating it. I want to be self- dependant, frens. I never want to ask my parents for money anymore. I never want to rely on anyone else, except God to find me a way. Bitter sweet symphony. I am finally moving forward, and I am not looking back.
Anonymous In a few hours, I will no long(...) 36 KB JPG 07/02/21(Fri)07:44:02 No.64408604 >Mid 20s neet with no degree. >Finally found the courage to get a job. >Don't care its minimum wage factory work I Don't care if i end up hating it. I want to be self- dependant, frens. I never want to ask my parents for money anymore. I never want to rely on anyone else, except God to find me a way. Bitter sweet symphony. I am finally moving forward, and I am not looking back.

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anon cannot grasp Evangelion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/23/2024, 12:17:47 AM No.51286809 33 KB JPEG >humanity is nearly extinct >the 2 remaining humans are a male and a female who have only Japanese and Western European ancestry What did Anno mean by this?
Anonymous 12/23/2024, 12:17:47 AM No.51286809 33 KB JPEG >humanity is nearly extinct >the 2 remaining humans are a male and a female who have only Japanese and Western European ancestry What did Anno mean by this?

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Why does this happen? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: pfXgpJzE) * 02/14/25(Fri)19:04:27 No.497508780 >be american >get shot >be british >get stabbed >be german >get run over
Anonymous (ID: pfXgpJzE) * 02/14/25(Fri)19:04:27 No.497508780 >be american >get shot >be british >get stabbed >be german >get run over

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I am anon. Anon is I. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 07/14/25(Mon)03:10:37 No.81823604 >work in 1 hour View Thread
: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 07/14/25(Mon)03:10:37 No.81823604 >work in 1 hour View Thread

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Wait a sec… | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 08:59:19 No.202579035 ezgif-2-63afeb7475.png 1.07 MB PNG >Youre telling me my chemist brother in law who I interviewed about missing chemistry equipment and who came into a bunch of gambling money, payed my medical expenses and just bought a 10 million something dollar carwash is a METH COOK?!!
Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 08:59:19 No.202579035 ezgif-2-63afeb7475.png 1.07 MB PNG >Youre telling me my chemist brother in law who I interviewed about missing chemistry equipment and who came into a bunch of gambling money, payed my medical expenses and just bought a 10 million something dollar carwash is a METH COOK?!!

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Anon plays a little prank | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/09/19(Sat) 18:02:25 No.794558144 23 KB JPG >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank
Anonymous 03/09/19(Sat) 18:02:25 No.794558144 23 KB JPG >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank

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Gotta go fast | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)19:53:11 No.715396226 183 KB JPG >franchise without a single good game >still has millions of die hard fans any other examples of this?
Anonymous 07/13/25(Sun)19:53:11 No.715396226 183 KB JPG >franchise without a single good game >still has millions of die hard fans any other examples of this?

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Seriously, what was his problem with his completely innocuous colleague? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Why the hate boner? O.R.E OR EDUCATION 09/01/24(Sun)18:58:40 No.203122107 PLEA Clea CLO E Muddafucka.jpg 144 KB JPG >Suprise muddafucka, new case. Ok- >Stfu Morgan, get in there and analyze those blood splatters you sick s--- f---. Im watching you. Ok- >Creepy ass muddafucka, I know you get off to this s---. Eveyone thinks you're good at what you do, but Im on to you, c----sucking freak. Okay Seargent Do- >Stfu and do your job. Im watching you W-- was his problem?
Anonymous Why the hate boner? O.R.E OR EDUCATION 09/01/24(Sun)18:58:40 No.203122107 PLEA Clea CLO E Muddafucka.jpg 144 KB JPG >Suprise muddafucka, new case. Ok- >Stfu Morgan, get in there and analyze those blood splatters you sick s--- f---. Im watching you. Ok- >Creepy ass muddafucka, I know you get off to this s---. Eveyone thinks you're good at what you do, but Im on to you, c----sucking freak. Okay Seargent Do- >Stfu and do your job. Im watching you W-- was his problem?

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