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4h (9/22 10:14) 74818658 15 Re-2 Img GIF 87KB (498 × 332) pepe-the-frog-cant-see-it.gif S So what does actually make you happy? normies always say "a girlfriend isn't going to make you happy". okay, so what will? >starting a family with a girl that you secretly resent because you know she would've never dated you in college? ●●●● >getting a degree? >using that degree to work 40-60h/week at a soulless FAGMAN company? >forcing yourself to get a hobby that you might not even really like? it really seems like the people who live hedonistic lifestyles actually enjoy life. :

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Anonymous O 2.46 MB JPG 09/22/23(Fri)04:10:56 No.74817627 Guys I need some advice >meet a girl on tinder and gave her my social media, never met her personally. >months later, she contacted me, and was very nice to me. >Nicer than any woman ive ever met before. >decide to meet > first it was a bit awkward, but as time passed, we got along better and better. > tries to grab my hand, my autism kicks in and I pull my hand away. >Later, she asks what was my intention to meet her >told her the truth - I was open for everything except a short term hookup >She told me she has enough friends and wouldnt travel 3h for a hookup. >Later in the night, things got more spicy and we ended up f------. >She is currently in a hotel, I am at home. >told her I will drive her to the railway station tomorrow. Now the problems come. >she is fat and ugly. > I am an idiot, I agreed that we could have sex if this would be the beginning of a long term relationship. >She is nice and really into me, but I am just not attracted in her >The sex itself was fine, mostly because I was pretty heart horny and enjoyed cuddling with her. >She also disagrees with some of my political believes, because she is very far left wing. >like a military grade sjw > I just dont want to dump her. It's literally the first time I feel really loved by a girl, and I am scared she will falsely accuse me of r---, or get my family involved, which I absolutely want to avoid. >dont want this woman to become my wife some day, she is nice but I would feel embarrassed to be seen with her in public, ESPECIALLY around my family. What to do fellas?

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Anonymous 12 KB JPG 09/01/19(Sun)07:40:23 No.476288660 : Anonymous The Minecraft bee is trans 09/01/19(Sun)07:41:16 No.476288725 Because it attacks you over the slightest thing then kills itself? >>476288834 # >>476288902 # >>476289095 # >>476289154 # >>476289195 # >>476289437 # >>476289623 # >>476289636 # >>476289795 # >>476289904 # >>476290089 # >>476290235 # >>476290462 # >>476291076 # >>476291134 # >>476291137 #

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> be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png 15 KB JPG > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----

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>> Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)02:55:57 No.139334046 ► >>139334068 >>139334421 >>139334533 File: marcie.png (61 KB, 244x186) >Charles, you should know, every time I think of you, my uterus goes into over drive. My ovaries scream for you. My loins demand you paint the insides of them white, so to speak. I need you in the worse way, Charles. Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)03:19:06 No.139334421 File: 1524520006925.jpg (41 KB, 382x304) >>139334046 his ☐ Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)03:21:33 No.139334457 ► >>139334572 File: patty.png (110 KB, 207x238) >Chuck, what did Marcie mean when she told me that every time I walk it sounds like I'm raking leaves? ..Why ya laughin, Chuck? Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)03:26:32 No.139334533 ► File: 1512129548696.jpg (117 KB, 1280x682) O Sed Qurile B 2. Merci Carle 1. Frankle & Will P & Pepler 595432 13 Pig Pen 14. Patricia Reichend 1 70 CHESS >>139334046 >Marcie, you're smart enough to realize I'm not much of a catch. And the second do you're gonna leave me and I can't risk that heartbreak. It's much more comfortable to chase lofty unattainable goals than be a fling for a brainy, possibly bisexual girl as a stepping stone to her eventual rich doctor/lawyer husband. Giving a toast where she regails everyone with tails of her "ex" who is still "a really good friend".

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hannah @hanalyzed The dating pool for young women is literally - P--- addicts - "Sensitive" guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for - Narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - Emotionally distant manipulators - Performative "woke" men who still treat women like s--- Anonymous 07/22/20(Wed)23:38:22 No.96910896 So basically > Guys who post 4chan > Guys who post on reddit > Guys who post on instagram > Guys who post on linkedin > Guys who post on twitter

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72 KB JPG be me > wageslave in big corpo > there is a guy whose title is interview coordinator > his job is to take people off the lobby couch to the person interviewing them > literally 10 metres of walking > i asked another wageslave to send me a spreadsheet > all she did was *click* upload *click* send > "oh, thank you, that's fantastic" > i once wanted to print a piece of paper with "please keep this space tidy" > told my supervisor > he told our manager > 15 minutes debate about what goes on the paper > "ok anon, you can be in charge of this project" > mfw am a project manager now > am gonna kill myself > i cannot take it anymore anons

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Anonymous FNAF stinks 43 KB PNG 09/21/23(Thu)21:25:42 No.651660070 babies. > Also popularize throwing unnecessary lore in so theory channels can give free advertising. > Play a role in the formation of modern fandom culture and cringe culture, both of which are notoriously s-----. > Creator is a trumptard who bailed the moment people called him out for being a trumptard. > All the while your franchise hasn't been good since the first game and has an (awful looking) movie on the way. Anonymous > Be OK horror game released at (what should have been) the tail end of the indie horror craze. > Spawn giant franchise because Markiplier plays your game. > Single-handedly destroy indie horror by dumbing it down for FNAF somehow manages to represent the absolute worst of both indie and AAA gaming, and the only reason for it's positive reputation is nostalgic Gen Zers endlessly dickriding it. yo mama stinks 09/21/23(Thu)21:27:00 No.651660167

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how do i get a dumb bitch to dump me?? how do i get a dumb bitch to d(...) 09/22/23(Fri)06:44:36 No.29808687 113 KB JPG >be me >attract short latina girl through mutual friend >she likes me bc i keep a good persona in public >over about a year we go out to a few dances and she is like smitten with me >she asks me if we could be more than friends and i agree for whatever f------ reason (i said "sure" like a dumbass) >she's the most boring f------ person ever, total npc >not even that cute, has big booba but not much else >i want to break up with her but i can't just dump her because we have mutual friends and it would cause s--- >decide to start acting as autistic as possible around her in hopes of getting her to leave >tell her i'm ryan gosling >she says i remind her of him >it doesn't work she just agrees with whatever i say how the f--- do i get her to leave without looking like the bad guy? we just got together about a week ago and she'd talk s--- about me if i just dumped her after leading her on. 09/22/23(Fri)06:54:03 No.29808761 : Anonymous Tell her you post on 4chan. That'll do it.

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: Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)13:57:29 No.74687800 1603597282538.jpg 98 KB JPG >mfw robots actually believe they'll find happiness and fulfilment in a woman

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Anonymous 5 >be me >17 12 KB JPG 09/21/23(Thu)00:20:06 No.906382199 >after years of being incel loner finally get gf somehow >good rng I guess >goes well for a year, take eachothers v- card >break up with her cause some other girl wanted to f--- me > leave other girl after a week >deeply regret decision and miss gf everyday >she messages saying she wants to try again >wtfman.jpeg >date for 2 weeks > make sex tape for me to coom to > accidentally post it on Snapchat story cause am autistic retard It's over isn't it /b/ros? She hasn't found out yet but people definitely saw it. Do I tell her? In b4 "post it"

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: Anonymous w-- is wrong with me 34 KB PNG 09/22/23(Fri)05:41:32 No.29808205 >be me >le femoid >in college, cute-ish guy in my hall >not super attractive, but ive had a sex dream about him >getting dinner with him and friends >look at his arms >ohshit.jpg >self h*rm scars >attraction to him immediately skyrockets >i sh too is it over for me? should i just kms? w-- is wrong with me?

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File: wojak_studio (5).png (94 KB, 452x725) >decide to do quests >go to diamond city >ask around for a while fallout Anonymous 09/21/23(Thu)09:03:41 No.74810520 >be me, playing fallout 4 with 100 or so mods >doesnt run when i open with script extender >delete a few useless mods >sucess.jpg >finally get it running >crashes on startup >go to vortex again and delete my playable enclave storyline mod >everything works >boot up fallout 4 >doesnt crash >select my level 42 main character (looks like the wojack image) >start in red rocket truck stop next to sanctuary >wander around for a while and find a warhouse full of ghouls >use my wasteland melody's service rifle and kill them >loot >buy 5.56 ammo from the mexian guy >do some quests >get bored >save and quit fallout 4 and go play new vegas, the better game that is fun with only 35 mods, not 100 >enjoy both games anyway, but for different reasons each

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: Anonymous (ID: CS/ef+cb) INVADIA 7 KB PNG 09/20/23(Wed)02:13:04 No.441786966 > be me > likes to have sex everyday > population increased massively > people are s------- on the streets > time to leave this s------- > get study visa but settle in abroad > time to invade UK back > UK prime minister Indian origin ez clap > time to invade US > covid era begins > GRE exam is online EZ visa approved > 1.5 million indians on their way to US in 2023 > white people are so s--- some curry guy can speak better and he's skinny made billions so let's make him president he will surely close the border right > Indian stores everywhere > white people jobless indian origin CEOs > Fast forward 15 years > Indian population reach 9 billion > Indian origin presidents all over the world reach 30 > eat our brown curry masala s--- whites

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VIKING LINE >Be at Swedish ship cruise >haven't defecated in a week week >s--- at least three giant python in the toilet >try to flush >not working.jpg >panic > try to flush again but s--- doesn't flushi >look for a cleaner lady in the hallway >Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom >try to flush and say "titta" (watch in english) while push flush button >s--- goes quite normally away to sewer

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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 05/23/12(Wed)16 29.05 No.401521303 File: 1337804945675.jpg-(19 KB, 544x489, 1311126458358.jpg) F--- you guys. Story time. >Friend has a sister a year younger then me (Me: 21, Her 20) >Over drinking at his house, me and her hit it off >Week or so later he has a big party >Get decently drunk and she gets hammered >She falls down and I pick her up, tell my friend I'll bring her to her room >Bring her up to her room >Proceed to have sex with her while shes basically unconcious >C-- inside, s--- was so cash >Go back downstairs, rejoin the party >Weeks later find out she's pregnant >ohhhhshit.jpg >Acquire the abortion pill (RU-486) >Slip it in her water bottle >Has a miscarriage >No one knows to this day

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: Anonymous 06/18/23(Sun)11:15:00 No.73716027 337 KB JPG >be me >chick >boys force me to wear clothes I dont like, force me to shave, force me to lose weight, force me to all kind of s--- >however, if I disobey I can also date and f--- them as I want, it changes nothing on my girl power >Eventually I chose to do as they want Why are girl so not logical

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: Anonymous 09/21/23(Thu)14:32:15 No.651559459 nowaytoputit.jpg 111 KB JPG >"What did you do with your life, elderly anon?" >"I spent it all playing video games." >"Would you have maybe done something different instead of games, now looking back?" >*has flashbacks of xbox live launch, halo 2-3 matches with buddies, mw2, trading games at school etc. >* A single teardrop runs down the old anon's face* >"I regret nothing. *dies*

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: Anonymous Am I a bad guy? 81 KB JPG 09/21/23(Thu)22:36:04 No.29809828 >mom works for a cleaning firm >she works in my campus >she sees me with my friends >she waves at me >I ignore her >come home >she asked me why I didn't wave back >I said I didn't see her >actually it's because I'm embarassed of her but I'm too much of a p---- to say that to her face

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File: IMG_0592.jpg (571 KB, 1094x1387) >> Anonymous 09/21/23(Thu)16:03:03 No.906441710 >>906441803 >>906441839 >>906441983 >>906442755 >>906443223 >>906443467 >Be me >Don't like companies/feds scanning my face everywhere I go >Don't want to have wrinkles when I get old from sun damage >Want some barrier between me and everyone else's germs >Start wearing this thing every time I go outside >Everyone looks at me like I'm a freak when wearing it Am I just being an autistic retard for wearing this or are normies just f------ who don't care about their health/privacy? I can't see any downsides from covering up most of my face. Anonymous 09/21/23(Thu)16:05:36 >>906441710 (OP) just get a balaclava No.906441803 Anonymous 09/21/23(Thu)16:06:38 No.906441839 >>906441710 (OP) That's a funny way of saying you're a ginger who needs extra UV protection. Anonymous 09/21/23(Thu)16:07:25 No.906441983 >>906441710 (OP). >Am I just being an autistic retard for wearing this yes

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