I Hate My Job

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the new job is paying almost double and has cheaper/better health insurance boss saying if I quit now I'll miss out on the 50 cent raise

omegle Talk to strangers! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hit Stranger: I hate my f------ life! You: no you dont You: you hate your life right now Stranger I'm 22, work in fast food and will probably never do anything better Stranger: my co-workers make fun of me all day You: learn the ways of the honeybadger Stranger and if itold my boss he would probably cut my already s--- pay You: that is illegal Stranger cause he's a cheap bastard Stranger my only friend is mentally retarded You: that makes you a wonderful friend Stranger adn all we ever do together is stupid s--- Stranger i cant leave my home town cause i never learned how to drive Stranger plus every time i try i fail my drivers test You: Drivers ed bro You: s--- works Stranger. and you know what the worst part is?: You: your so lost in self pity you cant accept when anything good happens to you? Stranger i live in a pineapple under the sea. You: god damn it

Ludwig Van Baethoven @MrLawson Follow We get older and wouldn't you fckin believe it. Friend Zone mayor fuckib MARRIES this dude. Has a kid and everything. Can't believe it. 12:37 AM -23 Aug 14 ← Reply Retweet Favorite Ludwig Van Baethoven @MrLawson Follov I'm shocked. Cuz l still like this chick and he's clearly a bamma but my hands are tied. But these ppls I knew didnt bang with him like that 12:38 AM- 23 Aug 14 ←Reply Retweet ★ Favorite Ludwig Van Baethoven @MrLawson Follow I was like "f--- it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend" so l started rolling with these fools. Til the leader stepped hella out of line 12:39 AM-23 Aug 14 ←Reply 다 Retweet ★ Favorite Ludwig Van Baethoven @MrLawson Follow Son tried to cap ol girl, her f------ husband AND the baby. Somehow the kid lived but s---. He was on some other s---. 12:40 AM - 23 Aug 14 Reply Retweet ★ Favorite Ludwig Van Baethoven @MrLawson Follow Anyway after all that s--- happened I just said f--- it and became the potions master at hogwarts. Always looked after that kid tho 12:41 AM-23 Aug 14 ← Reply Retweet Favorite

Ludwig Van Baethoven @MrLawson Follow Story time. So back in my youth I was this little nerd. Did well in classes but mostly l was picked on. 12:33 AM- 23 Aug 14 ←Reply Retweet ★ Favorite Ludwig Van Baethoven @MrLawson Follow So this girl is at my class and she's HELLA cute. I'm sprung.I introduce myself to her and we talk. She QUICKLY friend zones me 12:34 AM -23 Aug 14 ←Reply Retweet ★ Favorite Ludwig Van Baethoven @MrLawson Follow I'm blown but I'm like f--- it, feel me? She bad and man if not today the. Maybe tomorrow. That is, til this WEAKASS N---- comes along 12:34 AM-23 Aug 14 ←Reply Retweet ★ Favorite Ludwig Van Baethoven @MrLawson Follow One of the main dudes who was f----- with me, and she decided to get with this herb. I was hurt bruh. Not gon front. Pride took a hit. 12:35 AM -23 Aug 14 ←Reply Retweet ★ Favorite Ludwig Van Baethoven @MrLawson Follow So all the while I'm thinking "maybe this is a phase. She's gonna wake up and realize her dude is a sucker ass n----." Nah 12:36 AM -23 Aug 14 Reply Retweet ★ Favorite

ile: 1364342154959 ipg-361 KB, 800x600, x.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: 15/9fhec) 03/26/13(Tue)19:55:54 No.468 ITT: Dog appreciation be 12 >get a golden retriever puppy swon't quit shivering so l just hold him for hours name him Duke be 16 >go everywhere with this dog >best friend >dad goes through a lot of marriages >marries crazy bitch with a rescued abused pit bull >pit bull is a prick to everyone except crazy bitch >have to keep it locked up >one day out in front of house >crazy f------ pit bull gets out of cage runs at me S---.jpeg f----- knocks me down and sinks his teeth into me >Duke comes from the backyard >knocks pit bull off me >fights it for long enough for me to escape >looking back I can see the pit bull tearing my best friend's throat out >I get away >crazy dog runs down street >don't ever see it again >cry at my dead dogs side for a good few hours in front of my house where everyone can see >Duke is buried >crazy bitch blames me for her f------ pit bull >be a week later >hungry 00k in the cupboard Wat sall of my baked bean cans are gone turn on the news >Duke is a millionaire >m----------- faked his own death to sell my Bush's Baked Beans recipe

File: 1386717089336.jpg-(8 KB, 238x279, 1380498060470 jpg) □ Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)18:11 UTC-5 No.222103021 Reples: 2-222103701222221041922-22211936%-2221246422-22212508S2-22212524-222213024 Okay NI, I need to share this. This is too f------ weird not to. I know it's not vidya but this is the only board I go to. be me >be working at a casino s----- job, noisy, crowded, place smells like s--- don't even work cards just work cashier normal day othen this f------ guy and his girl walks in >did I say walk? I meant skip seriously this f------ guy must be crazy autistic or something he keeps hopping he's wearing a tattered suit, looks stained with piss, mud, and honestly could be blood >weirdest thing is his clothes are s----- but his watch looks like it cost a few thousand at least, it's a vintage from 77 I think his girl is cute as f---, redhead with a bit of a country thing going on no idea why they're together floor manager taps me on the shoulder and tells me this guy is a friend of the house >says I need to give him whatever I want She looks at me with this dead expression >l cannot exaggerate this guys f------ face, there was no emotion, just frozenness >his eyes are glazed over She stinks worse than this place does >drug addict for sure >stammer out "Can I help you?" he asks me a bunch of b------- questions about my life >who I am etc, why I work here after humoring him for a while he leaves >Goes up to my boss >Starts talking with him, can't hear about what >They go upstairs >thank f--- that's over about 20 minutes later >that f------ guy walks back in to the lobby >he's wearing my bosses coat, covered in blood >h-------- did I just become an accessory to murder? >he comes up >spaghetti and s--- now coming out of my pants he wants to turn in 250 chips >l didn't even give him any so I'm shaking like crazy > pay him out like he asked >he hops out of the Casino >turn on the radio >Mr New Vegas reports that Benny's been killed How the f--- did that happen /? How the f--- does he get his information so goddamn fast?

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Category: Meme Status: confirmed Year: 2009 Origin: Reddit Region:

Type: Copypasta

Tags: pokemon copypasta spongebob pokémon scooby doo pokèmon

Additional References: Reddit

About

I Hate My Job refers to a series of bait-and-switch copypasta stories that typically open with an individual ranting about how miserable his or her life is but progressively reveal themselves to be an iconic fictional character or the premise of a popular fiction. The name is derived from the title of its earliest known instance, a copypasta story in which the narrator is revealed to be the main character from the animated television series Scooby Doo.

Origin

On August 4th, 2009, Redditor prehack submitted a bait-and-switch confessional from the perspective of the titular character in the cartoon television series Scooby Doo to the /r/funny^[1] subreddit. Prior to being archived, the post gained over 16,000 up votes and 820 comments.

My job is so fucking unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

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On August 14th, 2009, the Scooby Doo copypasta was posted on the imageboard 4chan. On October 19th, Gaia Online Forums^[4] member OneWingedEagle posted a copypasta story from the perspective of a Pokemon trainer.

So you think you had a hard childhood? Well ******** you, its got nothing on mine.

My mom practically kicked my a** out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the f*****t p***k next store who was always beating the s**t out of me and telling me I wasnât worth s**t. Its not even like I had a choice, the town ******** had something like 9 people living in it, I s**t you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didnât even want me.

You think thatâs the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each otherâs sentences? Yeah they were ******** creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the ******** up.
Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master.

On August 1st, 2010, Redditor 420247 submitted a story told from the perspective of the animated television character Spongebob Squarepants to the /r/funny^[6] subreddit, where it gathered more than 7,100 up votes and 950 comments prior to being archived.

Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

On April 28th, 2012, Tumblr user calamity_wolf posted the same Scooby Doo story. On November 19th, a screenshot of the copypasta was submitted to 9gag,^[2] where it garnered upwards of 37,500 points in the first three years. On January 15th, 2013, the "Welcome to the Internet" Facebook^[5] page highlighted the same screenshot, which accumulated over 3,500 likes and 110 comments in the next year. On January 9th, 2014, a green text story was submitted to 4chan from the perspective of the character Gaston in the 1991 animated film Beauty and the Beast. The same day, a screenshot of the green text story was posted to the /r/4chan^[7] subreddit (shown below), where it gained more than 11,500 up votes and 220 comments within two weeks.

File: 1389291703896.ipg-(15 KB, 400x225, gaston death eyes.jpg) Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)20:21:43 UTC+ 2 No.526073128 You f------ think YOUR lives suck? >Be me >Be 11, realise I am a f----- >F--- >Live in a backwards-ass tiny redneck Eurofag town, would get kicked out if anyone found out >Pull up this ridiculous macho-persona, get really into sports and hunting and s--- Turns out my hunting buddy is gay too >Forbiddenlove.jpg >Be 25, tall and into sports, so bitches go after me left and right >Have to find an excuse to turn all of them down >Find this nerdy freak bitch who hates me >Start hitting on her really badly, she obviously turns me down my beard hates me, idgaf >Then the bitch suddenly isn't around anymore >Turns out she's gotten this crazy-ass abusive boyfriend who won't let her leave the house >The cops can't do s---, everyone looks at me like I'm supposed to do something about it Gotta pull the macho face, get some friends, including my hunting buddy, and walk up to the boyfriend's house >The bitch pulls some stockholm syndrome loony s--- about how we don't understand their love The boyfriend is f------ insane >Things get heated and I end up stabbing the boyfriend, who shoves me off the building >The love of my life watches as I fall to my death >mfw nobody's still as slick as Gaston

@MrLawson's Twitter Story

On August 23rd, 2014, Twitter user @MrLawson^[8] posted a series of tweets detailing a story about a love interest from his youth, only to reveal that he was retelling the story of Harry Potter at the end (shown below).^[8] On August 26th, BuzzFeed^[9] highlighted the tweets in a post titled "This Random Twitter Story Ends With A Harry Potter Surprise."