I Was Born with Glass Bones and Paper Skin

About

I Was Born with Glass Bones and Paper Skin refers to a quote from a June 2002 episode of the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants, when Con Man convinces Sponge Bob and Patrick that he has a horrible disease. The catchphrase is often used to describe heavily bandaged people, with some internet users posting cosplays inspired by the quote.

Origin

The SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Chocolate With Nuts" aired on June 1st, 2002. The episode^[1] featured a character named "Con Man," a con man who repeatedly swindled Sponge Bob and Patrick, and eventually convinced them to buy his chocolate due to a medical condition that gives him "glass bones and paper skin."

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

Spread

On April 26th, 2011, Tumblr^[2] user @aryastarks reposted the quote, gathering over 1,000 notes in thirteen years (seen below, left). On July 21st, 2016, Redditor^[3] /u/Ninclemdo posted a "Top 10 Anime Deaths" meme using the image of a bandaged Con Man to /r/BikiniBottomTwitter, gathering over 2,000 upvotes in eight years (seen below, right).

On March 22nd, 2017, X / Twitter^[4] user @melaninbarbie quoted a tweet where someone griped about being treated differently for being Republican, and mocked them using the Sponge Bob quote. The post gathered over 80,000 likes in seven years (seen below, left). On October 22nd, 2022, X^[5] user @m4stiff posted a photo of her cosplaying as bandaged Con Man, gathering over 40,000 likes in two years (seen below, right).

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