Instructions Unclear - Ceiling Fan image - Dick Stuck in FAN

Instructions Unclear

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Added May 30, 2013 at 01:49PM EDT by Don.

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"Instructions Unclear" is an expression used as a preface when joking about accidentally performing a dangerous or inappropriate action due to an absurd misunderstanding of directions. The phrase is typically used in comment sections[1] on the social news site Reddit and in titles on the image hosting site Imgur.

Origin

On May 1st, 2012, YouTuber kawnra replied to a faux-instructional video demonstrating how to touch an apple to a wall with the following comment: “The instructions weren’t clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.” Within the next year, the comment received over 14,200 up votes.


How to touch wall with apple How To Do Anything TV video HowToDoAnythingTV Subscribe 76 videos ▼ ) 0:00 / 0:02 The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my d--- caught in the ceiling fan. kawnra 2 months ago 271

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On July 25th, 2012, Redditor JustAnotherIndie submitted a screenshot of YouTuber kawnra’s comment to the /r/funny[8]subreddit, where it gained more than 26,000 up votes and 520 comments before it was archived. On November 14th, Redditor I_Demand_A_Water replied with an "instructions unclear" joke to a diagram explaining how to use a body pillow to comfortably spoon with a partner in bed (shown below).[4] Prior to being archived, the comment received over 60 up votes.


:[-] Alyssum Is this[1] -: 273 points 6 months ago (338165) Gap where you arns go Wall Headboard Regular pillows Mattress Bed frane Body Pillow Irixi? permalink save-RES. source.parent [-] 1-Demand-A-Water Instructions unclear. I got my d--- stuck in the ceiling fan again. permalink save-RES source parent ↑ -44 points 6 months ago (63119)

On February 6th, 2013, Imgur[7] user dcotruta uploaded an image macro titled "Instructions unclear, married cat," which featured a woman and cat with a caption indicating that the feline had delivered an engagement ring (shown below). In the next four months, the post accumulated upwards of 2,400 points and 60 comments.


Instructions unclear, married cat with a surprise around his neck,

On April 5th, Cyanide and Happiness artist Rob DenBleyker submitted a post to his Facebook[2] page asking fans to suggest topics for a comic, to which Daniele Latella suggested “And that’s how I got my junk trapped in a ceiling fan.” The same day, DenBleyker posted[3] a comic based on Latella's suggestion about a man who goes to see a doctor after injuring his genitalia in a ceiling fan (shown below).


AND THAT'S HOW I GOT MY JUNK TRAPPED IN A CEILING FAN. I BET 1 CAN DO A NAKED BACK FLIP THAT'S PROBABLY A BAD IDEA. YOUR MOM'S A BAD IDEA. Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

On April 8th, Redditor GDmofo replied[5] to a comment about preventing a bird from excreting on a car saying "Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in bird." In the first two months, the comment gained more than 950 up votes. On April 10th, Redditor Grammar_Sith responded[6] to a list of instructions for eating a banana by joking that he mistakenly ate his penis (shown below), garnering upwards of 900 up votes in the following month.


个[-] Benjypap -1544 points 1 month ago (22221678) Step 1: Undo Seat belt and crouch on seat. Step 2: Spin to the left Step 3: Undo trouser zip Step 4: Slowly and carefully pull out banana, as to not wake her. Step 5: Peel and eat banana. permalink source report give gold reply hide child comments 个[-] Grammar-Sith "I 706 points 1 month ago (9071201) Instructions unclear, ate my penis and zipped up the banana. permalink source parent report give gold reply

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